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Qestion : What is the differance between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag ?


Answer: Well, one's white and plastic and dangerous for your children to play with, and the other one, you carry your groceries home in !
 
POLICE NEWS:

Michael Jackson's home has been raided by the police this morning. They found Class A drugs in the lounge, Class B drugs in the kitchen and Class 5C in the bedroom.
 
Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart?

He heard boys' pants were half-off!





What do Michael Jackson and Damian Oliver have in common?

They both ride 4 year olds.
 

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Michael Jackson and his wife has just had a son. Michael asks his wife, "So how soon can we have sex?"

She replies, "For f*cks sake! at least wait until he can walk first".
 
Originally posted by Go South
POLICE NEWS:

Michael Jackson's home has been raided by the police this morning. They found Class A drugs in the lounge, Class B drugs in the kitchen and Class 5C in the bedroom.
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GOLD!!:p
 
Originally posted by CharlieG
I can't wait for what you all have to say if he's found not guilty. Question is, will you have the guts to apologise for presuming he's guilty even before trial?
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If he wasn't guilty the last time,why did he pay off the last accuser ?


Would you let your kids sleep with him ?

He's just a poor misunderstood individual.Much like O.J Simpson. :o
 
Sorry, but I have a horrible feeling that Jackson, whether innocent or guilty (and I'm waiting for the trial to decide what I think), is going to be presumed guilty by the media and the public. Too many people want to hang Michael Jackson for being Michael Jackson... I don't see these jokes as funny, I see them as forboding.

JubJub - I don't have any kids, but if I did, I wouldn't let them stay at Neverland ranch... it's appears to be a relatively unstable place. But that's beside the point - he has NOT been proven guilty, and yes, I do feel that he is somewhat misunderstood. Everyone goes around calling him a freak, but if he wants to spend his money living out his childhood dreams of waterslides and chimpanzees, what exactly is wrong with that? Is buying a ferris wheel anymore extravagant than a Ferrari or a massive yacht?

Otaku - it's got nothing to do with me. If Jackson is found to be not guilty, then he deserves an "I was wrong" from everybody getting their jollies off of this. If he's guilty, then may he rot in jail, but until that is proven, I believe he has the right to something called the benefit of the doubt.

That's all.
 
Originally posted by CharlieG
Too many people want to hang Michael Jackson for being Michael Jackson...
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Um, I just want to see him hung because he poles young boys. Is that still ok?
 

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Originally posted by CharlieG
Sorry, but I have a horrible feeling that Jackson, whether innocent or guilty (and I'm waiting for the trial to decide what I think), is going to be presumed guilty by the media and the public. Too many people want to hang Michael Jackson for being Michael Jackson... I don't see these jokes as funny, I see them as forboding.

JubJub - I don't have any kids, but if I did, I wouldn't let them stay at Neverland ranch... it's appears to be a relatively unstable place. But that's beside the point - he has NOT been proven guilty, and yes, I do feel that he is somewhat misunderstood. Everyone goes around calling him a freak, but if he wants to spend his money living out his childhood dreams of waterslides and chimpanzees, what exactly is wrong with that? Is buying a ferris wheel anymore extravagant than a Ferrari or a massive yacht?

Otaku - it's got nothing to do with me. If Jackson is found to be not guilty, then he deserves an "I was wrong" from everybody getting their jollies off of this. If he's guilty, then may he rot in jail, but until that is proven, I believe he has the right to something called the benefit of the doubt.

That's all.
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Stop being so friggen righteous Lisa Simpson...I mean Charlie. ;)

Anyway back to the MJ jokes..
 
It seems as though the candlelight vigils in the US flopped bigtime.Hardly any "supporters" of Michael bothered turning up.

I wonder if they've decided to hold a candlelight vigil for the alleged victim.

BTW,next saturday night at 7.30 ,ch9 were due to screen 'Michael Jackson Number Ones' .It looks as though they've already decided to dump it.
 
Originally posted by CharlieG
Sorry, but I have a horrible feeling that Jackson, whether innocent or guilty (and I'm waiting for the trial to decide what I think), is going to be presumed guilty by the media and the public. Too many people want to hang Michael Jackson for being Michael Jackson... I don't see these jokes as funny, I see them as forboding.

JubJub - I don't have any kids, but if I did, I wouldn't let them stay at Neverland ranch... it's appears to be a relatively unstable place. But that's beside the point - he has NOT been proven guilty, and yes, I do feel that he is somewhat misunderstood. Everyone goes around calling him a freak, but if he wants to spend his money living out his childhood dreams of waterslides and chimpanzees, what exactly is wrong with that? Is buying a ferris wheel anymore extravagant than a Ferrari or a massive yacht?

Otaku - it's got nothing to do with me. If Jackson is found to be not guilty, then he deserves an "I was wrong" from everybody getting their jollies off of this. If he's guilty, then may he rot in jail, but until that is proven, I believe he has the right to something called the benefit of the doubt.

That's all.
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Hear Hear
 
Originally posted by CharlieG
Sorry, but I have a horrible feeling that Jackson, whether innocent or guilty (and I'm waiting for the trial to decide what I think), is going to be presumed guilty by the media and the public. Too many people want to hang Michael Jackson for being Michael Jackson... I don't see these jokes as funny, I see them as forboding.

JubJub - I don't have any kids, but if I did, I wouldn't let them stay at Neverland ranch... it's appears to be a relatively unstable place. But that's beside the point - he has NOT been proven guilty, and yes, I do feel that he is somewhat misunderstood. Everyone goes around calling him a freak, but if he wants to spend his money living out his childhood dreams of waterslides and chimpanzees, what exactly is wrong with that? Is buying a ferris wheel anymore extravagant than a Ferrari or a massive yacht?

Otaku - it's got nothing to do with me. If Jackson is found to be not guilty, then he deserves an "I was wrong" from everybody getting their jollies off of this. If he's guilty, then may he rot in jail, but until that is proven, I believe he has the right to something called the benefit of the doubt.

That's all.
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Most people want to see michael jackson hung cause he is a freak.

He is a musical genius, but he is also one wierd ass freak as well.

what is this whole "misunderstood" crap?

I dont feel he is misunderstood - he is just a nonce.

I will not be apologising to a nonce for making jokes about him.

Simple as that
 
Originally posted by otaku
He is a musical genius, but he is also one wierd ass freak as well.
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his music has not progressed in 15 years. His dance moves are as outdated as the Charleston and if he was a musical genius he would pumping out track after track of inspirational progressive music.

A he stands now he can only bank on his hits to make him any more money.
 

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A pity it won't be over quickly.

two of the TV choices were M Jackson or australian idol.

One, a god looking black guy who becam an ugly white guy, and a black guy called guy.
 
Originally posted by Frosties_Flank
his music has not progressed in 15 years. His dance moves are as outdated as the Charleston and if he was a musical genius he would pumping out track after track of inspirational progressive music.

A he stands now he can only bank on his hits to make him any more money.
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Beethoven's music hasnt progressed in almost 200 yrs, but i would still call him a musical genius.

Being a genius doesnt mean you have to have marketable ability. Same as having marketable ability doesnt mean you are a musician.

I think his track record speaks for itself.

Mindyou, he is still a freak who touches up children.
 
Iposted thsi earlier on a similar thread -


Reasons why Jacko is mental:

1). Sleeps with kids. Don't care if he touches them or not he still sleeps with them and that is bizarre enough.

2) Plastic Surgery. The only thing with more plastic in it in the world is Rose Hancock-Porteous's wallet.

3) Skin Colour. He went from dark to white faster then dog t%rd on a hot day.

4)Is kid is called blanket!?!?! Why? And I quote (with his stupid high pitch voice) "Because he blankets us with love!" Riiiiiiight!

5)Held his kid precariously of the balcony of the hotel. Give it a few years and the kid will probably wish his dad was as strong in his right arm.

6)During the interview with Martin Bashir Jackson was asked what his favourite thing to do was. Jacksons repsonse: "Climb Trees". Ok. Bashir then asked "So you would rather climb a tree then make love to a beautiful woman". Jacko: "Oh Yeah". Climbing trees is fun but mate you got aave tried both before you can comment Jacko

The guy is struggler and a weirdo of the first order. I love his music and grew up with it but that doesnt excuse him for any apst discretions expecially against kids.

If he is innocent and just weird then let him be his masses of money will help him feel better. If he his guilty, well enjoy the big house Michael coz I am sure the inmates will enjoy you
 
Q: Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?
A: "Feel the World."

Q: What do you do if Michael Jackson is drowning?
A: Throw him a buoy!
 

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