More Simpsons trivia

[Fat Red]

This time stolen from a website, so please only if you haven't seen this:

What is the name of the Ultimate Behemoth's satellite?
Who is Homer Simpson's brother?
What alias "last name" does Apu go under when he joins the Be-Sharpes?
Who was kicked out of the Be-Sharpes and replaced by Barney?
Who is Marge's art teacher?
Fill in the blanks: SMILIN' _______ ______.
Who is Dr. Vladimir Krabokov?
Who is Radioactive Man's sidekick?
AKA Rainer Wolfcastle.
What is Bart's big brother's name?
Who conned Springfield into buying a monorail?
Who replaced Sideshow Bob?
Who is Gabbo's puppeteer?
Who is the music teacher at Springfield Elementary?
What was the happiest day of Ralph's life?
"Thanks for the fab picture Marge, I hung it on me wall." Who said it?
Who was Marge's bowling teacher?
"It's the soul mass transit system." Who said it?
What insect stars on Channel Ocho?
Who is Ned Flanders' wife?

 

[The Hitman]

Originally posted by Fat Red
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AKA Rainer Wolfcastle.

McBaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain!

The Hitman

 

[roobear]

It never ceases to amaze me how little I know about my favourite show.

homer's brother is uncie herb
wiggum is kicked out of the b-sharps
rainer wolfcastle is mcbain
sideshow bob was replaced by sideshow mel
ralph's happiest day - valentine's day?
ringo starr thanked marge for the fab picture
channel ocho stars the bumblebee
ned's wife is the late maude flanders

 

[smokey]

Originally posted by Fat Red
This time stolen from a website, so please only if you haven't seen this:

What is the name of the Ultimate Behemoth's satellite?
Who is Homer Simpson's brother?
What alias "last name" does Apu go under when he joins the Be-Sharpes?
Who was kicked out of the Be-Sharpes and replaced by Barney?
Who is Marge's art teacher?
Fill in the blanks: SMILIN' _______ ______.
Who is Dr. Vladimir Krabokov?
Who is Radioactive Man's sidekick?
AKA Rainer Wolfcastle.
What is Bart's big brother's name?
Who conned Springfield into buying a monorail?
Who replaced Sideshow Bob?
Who is Gabbo's puppeteer?
Who is the music teacher at Springfield Elementary?
What was the happiest day of Ralph's life?
"Thanks for the fab picture Marge, I hung it on me wall." Who said it?
Who was Marge's bowling teacher?
"It's the soul mass transit system." Who said it?
What insect stars on Channel Ocho?
Who is Ned Flanders' wife?

1. Is it FOX??
2. Herb Powell
4. Chief Wiggum
8. Fallout Boy
9. Mc Bain
10. Tom
11. Lyle Lanley
12. Sideshow Mal
13. Arthur Crandall
16. Ringo Starr
17. Jaques
19. Bumblebee Guy
20. Maude


BTW Fat Red you stole my Sig. Footnote it 2 me pls


smokey

 

[elt]

Some of the ones without answers so far ...

What alias "last name" does Apu go under when he joins the Be-Sharpes? de Beaumarchais

Who is Radioactive Man's sidekick? Fallout Boy

What is Bart's big brother's name? Tom

Who conned Springfield into buying a monorail? Lyle Lanley

What was the happiest day of Ralph's life? When the doctor said he didn't have worms any more.

Who was Marge's bowling teacher? Jaques

"It's the soul mass transit system." Who said it? Errr it's on tv in the episode about Burns' bear.

 

[Fat Red]

Sorry Smokey, I'll have a look at the sig situation.

Correct answers so far:

Herb Powell

Chief Wiggum



Fallout Boy
McBain
Tom
Lyle Lanley
Sideshow Mel
Arthur Crandell


Ringo Starr
Jaques

Bumblebee Man
Maude Flanders

 

[dennisismyhero]

My Guesses:

1. the satellite - was it Major League Baseball?
6. Smilin' Joe Frasier
14. Music Teacher - Tito Fuentus (I think thats how its spelt)

 

[Mr. Blonde]

1. The Satellite is called the Vanster.
5. Marges art teacher is Professor Lombardo
6. Smilen' Joe Fission
13. The school's music teacher is Mr Largo

 

[Fat Red]

Good work guys, complete answers:

VanStar I
Herb Powell
De Beaumarchais
Chief Wiggum
Mr. Lombardo (John Lovitz)
SMILIN' Joe Fission
The Evil Dr. Crab of "Radioactive Man"
Fallout Boy
McBain
Tom
Lyle Lanley
Sideshow Mel
Arthur Crandell
Mr. Dewey Largo
When the Doctor said he didn't have worms anymore
Ringo Starr
Jaques
Don Cornelius
Bumblebee Man
Maude Flanders

 

[Fat Red]

Religious trivia

Now some questions about religion and the Simpsons.

1. In a dream Homer once had, how does he describe God?

2. Who knelt by his bed and prayed: "Well, old timer, I guess this is the end of the road. I know I haven't always been a good kid, but if I have to go to school tomorrow, I'll fail the test and be held back. I just need one more day to study, Lord. I need Your help!"

3. What personalized license plate does Ned Flanders have on his Geo station wagon?

4. What Sunday night radio call-in show does Reverend Timothy Lovejoy co-host with a rabbi and priest?

5. What's the title of Krusty the Clown's biography?

6. In one Hallowe'en segment, when the Flanders family is condemned to the stake in a reprise of the Salem witch trials, who refuses to participate in the burning, quoting Matthew 7:1: "Judge not, lest ye be judged."?

7. When disaster threatens, who prays: "Dear God,...If you stop this hurricane and save our family, we will be forever grateful and recommend you to all our friends."
8. The "world's pretty much only religious satire magazine" has concluded, "There is more spiritual wisdom in one episode of 'The Simpsons' than there is in an entire season of 'Touched by an Angel'". Name the magazine.

9. In an effort to enliven the music at the First Church of Springfield, what new "hymn" do Bart and Milhouse print and distribute to the congregation?

10. In what episode does Homer say to Bart and Lisa: "Look at this Bible I just got -- fifteen bucks! And talk about a preachy book...everybody's a sinner! [points to a verse] Except for this guy."

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[Danny Chook Fan Club]

Re: Religious trivia

1. In a dream Homer once had, how does he describe God?

"Perfect teeth, nice smell, a class act all the way!"

2. Who knelt by his bed and prayed: "Well, old timer, I guess this is the end of the road. I know I haven't always been a good kid, but if I have to go to school tomorrow, I'll fail the test and be held back. I just need one more day to study, Lord. I need Your help!"

Bart before the geography (?) test.

4. What Sunday night radio call-in show does Reverend Timothy Lovejoy co-host with a rabbi and priest?

Gabbin' With God - classic!

6. In one Hallowe'en segment, when the Flanders family is condemned to the stake in a reprise of the Salem witch trials, who refuses to participate in the burning, quoting Matthew 7:1: "Judge not, lest ye be judged."?

Lisa of course. Stupid holier-than-thou pain in the bot-bot she is.

7. When disaster threatens, who prays: "Dear God,...If you stop this hurricane and save our family, we will be forever grateful and recommend you to all our friends."

Marge. I prefer "I'll try to be a better Christian. I don't know what I can do ... Oh! the next time there's a canned food drive I'll give the poor something they'd actually like, instead of old lima beans and pumkin mix."

9. In an effort to enliven the music at the First Church of Springfield, what new "hymn" do Bart and Milhouse print and distribute to the congregation?

In The Garden Of Eden, to the tune of In a Gadda Da Vida. I love the Rev's response: "Wait a minute! That's not a hymn! That sounds like rock and/or roll!"

In the spirit of the religious questions:

1 - What is the Rev's daughter's name, who voiced her, and how does she describe Bart in relation to herself being "the sweet, innocent Reverend's daughter"?

2 - What is the name of Apu's elephant god, and how does the ever-sensitive Homer vilify it?

3 - According to Reverend Lovejoy, where can one find the Biblical quotation "judge not, lest ye be judged"?

4 - ... and to where in the Good Book does the Rev refer Neddy to when he has trouble with Todd swearing?

5 - Which character uttered these immortal words: "Prayer has no place in a public school, just like facts have no place in organised religion"?

And to finish, a (sort of) religious quote from the great man.

Well kids, let me tell you about another so-called "wicked'' guy. He had long hair and crazy ideas and he didn't always do what other people thought was right. And that man's name was ... I forget. But the point is ... I forget that, too. Marge, you know who I'm talking about, he drove that blue car?"

 

[Fat Red]

Good work DCFC.

1. jessica lovejoy, meryl streep, yellow trash LOL

2.

3. "Up the back somewhere"

5. Superintendent Chalmers

 

[NICK THE PIE MAN]

Re: Re: Religious trivia

Originally posted by Danny Chook Fan Club
:1 - What is the Rev's daughter's name, who voiced her, and how does she describe Bart in relation to herself being "the sweet, innocent Reverend's daughter"?

2 - What is the name of Apu's elephant god, and how does the ever-sensitive Homer vilify it?

3 - According to Reverend Lovejoy, where can one find the Biblical quotation "judge not, lest ye be judged"?

4 - ... and to where in the Good Book does the Rev refer Neddy to when he has trouble with Todd swearing?

5 - Which character uttered these immortal words: "Prayer has no place in a public school, just like facts have no place in organised religion"?

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1) Jessica Lovejoy, Meryl Streep: "And your just yellow trash!"
2) Vishnu. Umm, he asks if he wants a peanut? Then says "No offence Apu, when they were handing out religions, you must have been in the mens room having a whiz!"
3) Somewhere in the back
4) Page 200?
5) Superintendant Charmers

 

[Danny Chook Fan Club]

Re: Re: Re: Religious trivia

Originally posted by NICK THE PIE MAN
1) Jessica Lovejoy, Meryl Streep: "And your just yellow trash!"
2) Vishnu. Umm, he asks if he wants a peanut? Then says "No offence Apu, when they were handing out religions, you must have been in the mens room having a whiz!"
3) Somewhere in the back
4) Page 200?
5) Superintendant Charmers

Ah Nicholas, you inspire me. Four and a half out of five (a bit like Daniel Chick <- DCFC steals Jub Jub's joke), not too bad.

If I may, the entire scene in question:

Mrs L: Ned Flanders is on the phone.
Rev L: Oh, if this about that stupid quarter again ... Hello Ned.
Ned: Sorry to bother you Reverend Lovejoy, but I'm kind of in a tizzy. My son Todd just told us he didn't want to eat his damn vegetables.
Rev L: Well, you know kids and vegetables. What was it? Asparagus?
Ned: No, no, Reverend, the point is he said a bad word!
Rev L: Oh, oh, right, yeah. Well, kids usually pick these things stuff up from someplace; find out who's doing it and ... direct them to the Bible.
Ned: Where in the Bible?
Rev L: Uh ... Page 900.
Ned: But Rever--- [click]
Rev L: Damn Flanders.

 

[Fat Red]

Who said it?


1. When I grow up, I'm going to Bovine University!
2. Two R's, come October.
3. They should call this book "Johnny Deformed!"
4. I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans!
5. I'm cold, and there are wolves after me.
6. The man you trusted wasn't Wavy Gravy at all!
7. I was at the flower shop.
8. I try not to. It makes it harder to spit on them.
9. I'm allergic to bee stings. They cause me to, uh, die.
10. I get here earlier when I drive in the carpool lane!
11. I was just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise!
12. Back you go, to wait for a woman of less discriminating taste!

 

[Danny Chook Fan Club]

1. When I grow up, I'm going to Bovine University! - Ralph Wiggum.

2. Two R's, come October - Seymour Skinner

3. They should call this book "Johnny Deformed!" - Bartholomew J Simpson

4. I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans! - Homer J Simpson

5. I'm cold, and there are wolves after me - Abraham J Simpson

6. The man you trusted wasn't Wavy Gravy at all! - C Montgomery Burns

7. I was at the flower shop - dunno

8. I try not to. It makes it harder to spit on them.

9. I'm allergic to bee stings. They cause me to, uh, die - Waylon Smithers

10. I get here earlier when I drive in the carpool lane! - the great Dr Nick Riviera. "Oh, the coroner! I'm so sick of dat guy. Oh well, see you in the operating place!" Dr Riviera, where are the bodies? "Oh, is such a nice day, I think I'll go out the window."

11. I was just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise! It sounds like a feeble Skinner excuse to Chalmers, but I don't remember.

12. Back you go, to wait for a woman of less discriminating taste! Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel.

 

[Booze Hound]

"2 R's come October" is Superintendent (or Supernintendo) Chalmers.

 

[Dipper]

I was watching the Cherry Bobbins episode the other day, the one where Marge's hair starts falling out & I wondered if any one else had noticed that when it cuts to a scene in the lounge with Homer,Bart & Lisa all watching TV really quickly Maggie runs past them & out into the kitchen.It is pretty quick but I was watching it on video & I rewound it & watched it again & it saw that it was Maggie.

It just really cracked me up as obviously Maggie spends all her time crawling & falling down & so to see her suddenly leg it past the rest of the family was pretty funny & they were all so engrossed in the TV that none of them noticed.

It's the great thing about the show that you can still get these little gems coming out.

 

[smokey]

Wasnt the elephant god called Ganesh???