Mummy's Boy Cerra at Carltank: Abject failure

[PrancingPony]

What the hell happened to this spud? He actually looked like he was developing into an elite midfielder with us then I turn on the footy on Thursday night and he's an absolute spud now.

I suppose we should have expected considering he ran back to Mummy as soon as he could

Acres, Cerra, Logue, Henry, Tucker etc. all "big losses" who became crabs at their new clubs. Only one we missed out on was Meek.

Goes to show we make crab players look better than they are. Bet Bloos would beg us to take him back if they could.

 

[the avoca drover]

Carlolton development or lack thereof is the answer, even Juddy went backwards there.
Won’t even mention what they did to Nick Stevens.

 

[PrancingPony]

Carlolton development or lack thereof is the answer, even Juddy went backwards there.
Won’t even mention what they did to Nick Stevens.

"Bro you don't get it we needed to sign crabs like Chesser and Reidy!! They're hidden gems!!"

 

[Magpie Royality]

Carlolton development or lack thereof is the answer.

Windows 95 which was released the same year they last won a flag has progressed much further than them.

 

[PrancingPony]

Windows 95 which was released the same year they last won a flag has progressed much further than them.

Bro you just don't get it they need crabs like Derksen, Byrne and Hollands playing for them!!

 

[Magpie Royality]

Bro you just don't get it they need crabs like Derksen, Byrne and Hollands playing for them!!

They have plenty of potatoes that's my point.

 

[PrancingPony]

They have plenty of potatoes that's my point.

Oh I know I'm just shitting on the guys they put out there every week.

Campbell Chesser getting games in 2026 is football terrorism.

 

[Magpie Royality]

Oh I know I'm just shitting on the guys they put out there every week.

Campbell Chesser getting games in 2026 is football terrorism.

They don't have any choice now because can't buy quality players like when their late rich mafiosi bosses like Pratt and Elliot were plus paying them under the table and defrauding their books as well.

 

[Sqotty from office works]

What the hell happened to this spud? He actually looked like he was developing into an elite midfielder with us then I turn on the footy on Thursday night and he's an absolute spud now.

I suppose we should have expected considering he ran back to Mummy as soon as he could

Acres, Cerra, Logue, Henry, Tucker etc. all "big losses" who became crabs at their new clubs. Only one we missed out on was Meek.

Goes to show we make crab players look better than they are. Bet Bloos would beg us to take him back if they could.

You get yourself coached by Vossy and see how you go.
Dipchit.

 

[Magpie Royality]

You get yourself coached by Vossy and see how you go.
Dipchit.

You have my sympathies.

 

[PrancingPony]

You get yourself coached by Vossy and see how you go.
Dipchit.

Crazy Vossy is a shithouse coach but Cerra is also a ****ing peaheart.

 

[Sarcoidevo]

Carlolton finding it nigh on impossible to coach the Dorkers out of him

 

[PrancingPony]

Carlolton finding it nigh on impossible to coach the Dorkers out of him

Think you got it the wrong way, he was actually good in Perth, but we have a habit of making crabs look better than they are.

Then once they're traded they go back to their usual selves.

 

[Sarcoidevo]

Think you got it the wrong way, he was actually good in Perth, but we have a habit of making crabs look better than they are.

Then once they're traded they go back to their usual selves.

 

[PrancingPony]

Will Brodie, Liam Reidy, Darcy Tucker, Griffin Logue, Joel Hamling, Liam Henry, Rory Lobb, Adam Cerra, Lachie Schultz all say hello.

 

[Sarcoidevo]

Will Brodie, Liam Reidy, Darcy Tucker, Griffin Logue, Joel Hamling, Liam Henry, Rory Lobb, Adam Cerra, Lachie Schultz all say hello.

It's a difficult process to rehabilitate players when their brains have been Freo-Fried

 

[Mesc]

It's a difficult process to rehabilitate players when their brains have been Freo-Fried

....Coming from an Aints supporter.

 

[PrancingPony]

....Coming from an Aints supporter.

Didn't even notice that, what a dickhead

 

[TY24]

Campbell Chesser getting games in 2026 is football terrorism.

Frankly I can't believe the guy who couldn't get a game at the worst AFL side of all time isn't that crash hot!

 

[PrancingPony]

Frankly I can't believe the guy who couldn't get a game at the worst AFL side of all time isn't that crash hot!

Carltank saw two rubbish players at both Freo and West Coast, saw it wasn't working and went:

 

[Magpie Royality]

Carltank saw two rubbish players at both Freo and West Coast, saw it wasn't working and went:
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Is that a bad thing?

 

[PrancingPony]

Is that a bad thing?

Not only is it not a bad thing, it's a very good thing

 

[Shinboner roo]

Checks Cerra's draft 2017

Carlton: pick 3 Patty Dow
North: pick 4 LDU
Carlton: pick 10 lochie O'Brien

4

Lochie O'brien

Age

26

Ht

185cm

Wt

84kg

Pos.

M/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

13.2

3star

K

9.3

4star

HB

3.9

3star

M

4.5

4star

T

1.3

3star

CL

0.7

3star

No current season stats available

D

13.0

4star

K

9.8

4star

HB

3.2

3star

M

5.2

5star

T

1.4

4star

CL

1.0

3star

who?
Brisbane: pick 15 Zac Bailey

33

Zac Bailey

Age

26

Ht

181cm

Wt

84kg

Pos.

M/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.7

3star

K

6.9

3star

HB

5.9

4star

M

3.0

3star

T

2.2

4star

CL

0.9

3star

D

12.9

3star

K

7.3

3star

HB

5.6

3star

M

3.9

4star

T

2.4

3star

CL

0.7

3star

D

13.4

4star

K

6.6

3star

HB

6.8

5star

M

3.2

4star

T

2.8

5star

CL

0.6

3star

Lei

 

[JoseMourinho]

Carlton are good at drafting potatoes

 

[Lia]

What the hell happened to this spud? He actually looked like he was developing into an elite midfielder with us then I turn on the footy on Thursday night and he's an absolute spud now.

I suppose we should have expected considering he ran back to Mummy as soon as he could

Acres, Cerra, Logue, Henry, Tucker etc. all "big losses" who became crabs at their new clubs. Only one we missed out on was Meek.

Goes to show we make crab players look better than they are. Bet Bloos would beg us to take him back if they could.

Was he even that good in purple? Was apparent fairly early that Brayshaw was the better player while Cerra cruised around at half back.