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Had my first two days of year 12 this week and thought i'd share my great fortune with you all.

Last year for unit 1 and 2 accounting we had this woman, a collingwood fan, who was the bomb, best teacher I had ever had. So basically she found a better paying job and pissed off leaving us all high and dry.

Soon we hear that an accounting teacher from Perth is coming and, well i get a bit excited coz the chances are she's a West Coast supporter right?

You'd probably be right normally but not in this case, not in MY case.. :mad:

That's right, how lucky am I? The only Eagles supporter in the whole school and i happen to be in an avid Freo supporter's accounting class for the year! :(

I don't have such a problem having footy related fights with her, which have already taken place in the first 5 minutes of class... It's the fact that she is so used to losing!!! FREO FANS SHOULDN'T BE TEACHERS!

Hehe but just reflecting on that first argument... She goes i wouldn't wanna go for a team full of druggies - my reply: I wouldn't want to go for a team wife beaters :P me 1, her 0.

So any tips on how to deal with a freo supporter u have to be relatively nice to?
 
Well, I recently got kicked out of my beloved profession because of a stupid injury, so I wouldn't complain about a teacher.

In answer to your question: sleep with her, it works in the movies:D
 

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Well I've just realised I've got my ten-year high school reunion this year, so thanks for making me feel old :(

EagleMan87 said:
In answer to your question: sleep with her, it works in the movies:D
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I agree, the sexual tension between them is obviously overpowering. Just do it.
 
Yeah... she's not exactly the best looking freo supporter, she's a feral bogan! :P

I don't think this is my biggest problem in life, but I'm only 17, how many big problems can i possibly have?
 
kilaw said:
Yeah... she's not exactly the best looking freo supporter, she's a feral bogan! :P

I don't think this is my biggest problem in life, but I'm only 17, how many big problems can i possibly have?
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Getting a girl pregnant, STDs, death in the family, etc.
 
kilaw said:
So any tips on how to deal with a freo supporter u have to be relatively nice to?
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Money or gifts never hurts.

And just remember your place. She's a Freo supporter, ergo she is better than you.

kilaw said:
Hehe but just reflecting on that first argument... She goes i wouldn't wanna go for a team full of druggies - my reply: I wouldn't want to go for a team wife beaters :P me 1, her 0.
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Not exactly. Maybe you should look a bit closer to home before you try pwn anyone with that reply again.

A restraining order prevents me from saying any more. ;)
 
Could be worse though...

I had a accouting teacher in year 11 who was a full on believer in aliens.

Anyway I was doing a question as we had just been learning about expenses (debits) and revenues (credits).

I made a mistake and ended up with the telephone expense having a credit amount (ie, making money from using the phone)

Not fully understanding the process I asked him how come it couldnt have a credit balance. He said impossible blah blah blah and that there was more chance of an alien invasion tomorrow then there being a credit balance. I pointed out that there was the credit balance and asked him where was his aliens??

The class was silent for about 20seconds then everyone burst out laughing, I ended up with an extra 4hrs worth of homework and my assignment was remarked finding extra "mistakes"

Still topped the class though:thumbsu:
 
I have 7 kids, that's the worst luck a man could ever have........
 
EagleMan87 said:
Hell, at least you know your little guys work, nothing would be worse than impotency in my eyes.
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No big deal - as long as your ego could handle the news. There's plenty of little Chinese orphans out there waiting to be adopted.

My aunt and uncle adopted a little girl from there a couple of years ago. They're the ultimate fashion accessory for the new millenium.
 

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estibador said:
Money or gifts never hurts.

And just remember your place. She's a Freo supporter, ergo she is better than you.



Not exactly. Maybe you should look a bit closer to home before you try pwn anyone with that reply again.

A restraining order prevents me from saying any more. ;)
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A restraining order? Guess it makes sense seeing that you're a fremantle support right? ;)

I think a druggie is much better for society than a wife-beater. And honestly, my accounting teacher actually agrees with me on that.

ashley12 said:
Could be worse though...

I had a accouting teacher in year 11 who was a full on believer in aliens.

Anyway I was doing a question as we had just been learning about expenses (debits) and revenues (credits).

I made a mistake and ended up with the telephone expense having a credit amount (ie, making money from using the phone)

Not fully understanding the process I asked him how come it couldnt have a credit balance. He said impossible blah blah blah and that there was more chance of an alien invasion tomorrow then there being a credit balance. I pointed out that there was the credit balance and asked him where was his aliens??

The class was silent for about 20seconds then everyone burst out laughing, I ended up with an extra 4hrs worth of homework and my assignment was remarked finding extra "mistakes"

Still topped the class though:thumbsu:
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K i guess that's a bit worse, lol! I'd only hope i'd come close to topping the class with the talent (namely one other kid) in the class. It would be nice tho :thumbsu:
 
kilaw said:
I think a druggie is much better for society than a wife-beater.
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I totally agree. And anyone who doesn't is a lowlife who doesn't deserve to breathe the same air as me.

But that doesn't change the fact that you need to do a little research before throwing wife bashing jibes in Freo's direction.

I can't make it any clearer than that can I? (without copping a card anyway)
 

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