Universal Love "Never Toumpas Apart" - Jimmy, I like your hustle, thats why it was so hard to cut you

[Gysberts2Bate]

Not until i saw that game did i think it was possible for a player to play their best and worst game ever all in one game

Was probably our best when we were playing well in that game, I felt like he was the one keeping us in it at one stage.

 

[schmuttt]

He actually meant to say that Toumpas is "blessed with great space".

See?

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Man, that was literally ******* right in front of me. * you toump

 

[dees arent rabble]

He was the best whipping boy. I blamed him for everything.

Late for work blamed Toump
Stub my toe blamed toump
Drank to much blamed toump
Smoke weed because of toump
Snapped my surf board bloody toump

 

[Devastating Boris]

He was the best whipping boy. I blamed him for everything.

Late for work blamed Toump
Stub my toe blamed toump
Drank to much blamed toump
Smoke weed because of toump
Snapped my surf board bloody toump

I just had that song in my head, because I got high. Just change it around to "Because of the Toump".

 

[Simon_Says]

Instead of trying to wash the Melbounre off Toump, id start by trying to wash to Toump off of him.

 

[dees arent rabble]

Instead of trying to wash the Melbounre off Toump, id start by trying to wash to Toump off of him.

I need to wash the toump off me

 

[dees arent rabble]

Who will be the next whipping boy for Melbourne do u think??t

 

[schmuttt]

Who will be the next whipping boy for Melbourne do u think??t

Harmes or Melksham

 

[dees arent rabble]

Harmes or Melksham

Harmes I reckon. I forgot about him.

 

[dees arent rabble]

Matt jones was good for it

 

[Proper Gander]

Melksham. Has to be why we recruited him. Fills a void.

 

[PerfectFooty]

Harmes or Melksham

Leave Harmes alone! Leave him alone

Take Wagner instead

 

[MUYB]

hard to believe the americans went full * mode and elected toump

 

[Biffinator]

Comrades does anyone have info on the Toump and his off-season heroics? For sure, he goes to water - but in this instance he has gone to ground.

 

[JVseven]

I ran into him in Central Park, he's taken up bike riding. I don't know why the guy at the front was so close to my lense.

 

[Pipefitter]

Morton was a far better footy player than him.

 

[Topkent]

Morton was a far better footy player than him.

Morton looked like he could be anything in his second season
He played at the cattery one day and kicked 3 and had 20 odd touches and I thought he was gonna be a star .. oh well

Had a look, 7 times over 25 touches and had 18 and kicked 3 against the cats as well in his second season

We ****ed him big time

 

[schmuttt]

Morton looked like he could be anything in his second season
He played at the cattery one day and kicked 3 and had 20 odd touches and I thought he was gonna be a star .. oh well

Had a look, 7 times over 25 touches and had 18 and kicked 3 against the cats as well in his second season

We stuffed him big time

He also was never going to be a serious player if he couldn't bulk up, whether that is up to our development or his body type I don't know.

 

[jhong]

Morton looked like he could be anything in his second season
He played at the cattery one day and kicked 3 and had 20 odd touches and I thought he was gonna be a star .. oh well

Had a look, 7 times over 25 touches and had 18 and kicked 3 against the cats as well in his second season

We stuffed him big time

I would prefer to think of that period(06-15) as the MFC proving you can emerge from a big black hole .

 

[JVseven]

Morton was a far better footy player than him.

 

[PerfectFooty]

i reckon Morton would have been alright much like some of our kids back then if they where brought up right. i thought morton was okay. toump was way down on what morton even was

 

[TheCount]

West Coast couldn't do anything with Morton either ... tho it is debatable whether that was because we ruined him previously, or that his ceiling was just really low.

 

[Dory_77]

I too thought Morton was going to be a gun for us after his first couple of seasons. Realistically I doubt he would've been a gun, but we did stuff him around plenty and a couple of injuries he got (a shoulder especially, wasn't it?) set him back quite a bit.

 

[ThePuppetMaster]

Morton would have been a good winger for us, we definitely ****ed that one up.

 

[Theseventhhamster]

Cale got a bad hit and became scared shitless. Not sure what the club could have done, kid made the Toump look like Jack Viney.