Rumour New recruit not making good first impression

[bigwilliestyle250]

Recent high profile confirmed trade not making good start making a positive impression in his new local environment.

The player, who will play for a Melbourne club, is already unpopular with a few local cafe owners in Docklands. Apparently regular customers have complained about excessive farting, having to move tables. Player appears to have a very active bowel.

 

[Baird]

Spoiler

It's Will Setterfield

 

[1990crow]

This calls for a public Lynching.

 

[1990crow]

Maybe it’s “guts” McGovern letting his guts go.

 

[Dixie Normous]

.....and the problem is?

Thread should be retitled 'New recruit is a dead-set legend and is cropdusting at hipster inner-city cafes'

 

[SBYM]

Solid first post.

And no self-respecting hipster would be caught dead at a café in the Docklands...

 

[piesaregreat]

Solid first post.

And no self-respecting hipster would be caught dead at a café in the Docklands...

How can you have self respect if you are a hipster?

 

[LanceRomance]

Spoiler

It's Will Setterfield

Is this for real?

 

[BloodySwan]

Ya'll don't greet one another like that in Melbourne?

 

[Milux]

Hahahha best thread ever.

 

[Silent Alarm]

If this is true I reckon I know who it is.


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[Catoggio76]

Recent high profile confirmed trade not making good start making a positive impression in his new local environment.

The player, who will play for a Melbourne club, is already unpopular with a few local cafe owners in Docklands. Apparently regular customers have complained about excessive farting, having to move tables. Player appears to have a very active bowel.

Depends on what the player is ingesting as part of his diet? What young bloke has a hyperactive bowel unless artificial substances are being injested.

 

[1991firstgamer]

In that case I challenge him to a farting contest

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[captain cotch 9]

If this is true I reckon I know who it is.


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go on....

 

[Chris_6678]

" Player xxxxx cops a club imposed suspension or farting to much in public and suck the leadership group has decided they will not play round 1"

 

[Oscarman]

In that case I challenge him to a farting contest

You may have to get past bigfarter first.

Nothing wrong with ripping a few off in public. Player only goes up in my estimation.

 

[Flags_In_The_Bag]

Ya'll don't greet one another like that in Melbourne?

More a Sydney arse end of Australia greeting.

 

[bigwilliestyle250]

Depends on what the player is ingesting as part of his diet? What young bloke has a hyperactive bowel unless artificial substances are being injested.

Oats and coffee will do that to you.

 

[Just Kreuzing]

Fart tampering...

 

[iBeng]

Pretty shit thing to report.

 

[pablo668]

This is the story no family should miss.

 

[iameviljez]

Ya'll don't greet one another like that in Melbourne?

When I was asked to shake someone's hand instead of pulling their finger at a job interview in Melbourne, I was shocked.

I assumed (logically) it was an upgrade, so I "followed through".

 

[dmc333]

Get Sooz on this!

 

[bigwilliestyle250]

Get Sooz on this!

Cafe owners have approached police and raised the possibility of an undercover operation to catch him in the act.

 

[Chism]

https://www.sbs.com.au/yourlanguage...makes-emergency-landing-due-farting-passenger