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Ode to Tiger Tank

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ODE TO MANTIS

To the tune of Sandie from Grease


Sandie, can't you see
Hird's such a big panzy?
Matthew Lloyd
looks like a girl
and Long is history
Your coach is mad
Your Prez - a crook
Your club - no personality
Why do you stay with them?
Oh Sandie

Oh Mantis BAY-BE
You're fifty
You're much older than me
You're from the West
With great big chest
Your size is Double 'D'
You'll never ...
be clever
My greatest fantasy ...
is that you'd just stay in Perth
Oh Sandie
Say you'll stay in Perth
(spoken) Oh Sandie ...


 

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