I was inspired by the Chicken & Egg thread, so post your best/worst jokes here. Can be as hilarious or lame as you like...although if you're like me the two tend to blend a little. I'll kick start...
Two cows standing on a hill. One says "Moo", the other says "Damn, I was just about to say that".
Two cows standing on a hill. One says "Are you worried about that mad cow disease that everyone's talking about?". The other says "Doesn't bother me, I'm a helicopter".
Two fat sausages sizzling in a pan. One goes "Pop!", and the other goes "Wow, a talking sausage!".
Two cows standing on a hill. One says "Moo", the other says "Damn, I was just about to say that".
Two cows standing on a hill. One says "Are you worried about that mad cow disease that everyone's talking about?". The other says "Doesn't bother me, I'm a helicopter".
Two fat sausages sizzling in a pan. One goes "Pop!", and the other goes "Wow, a talking sausage!".
