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Top doc backs picking your nose and eating it

Picking your nose and eating it is one of the best ways to stay healthy, according to a top Austrian doctor.

Innsbruck-based lung specialist Prof Dr Friedrich Bischinger said people who pick their noses with their fingers were healthy, happier and probably better in tune with their bodies.

He says society should adopt a new approach to nose-picking and encourage children to take it up.

Dr Bischinger said: "With the finger you can get to places you just can't reach with a handkerchief, keeping your nose far cleaner.

"And eating the dry remains of what you pull out is a great way of strengthening the body's immune system.

"Medically it makes great sense and is a perfectly natural thing to do. In terms of the immune system the nose is a filter in which a great deal of bacteria are collected, and when this mixture arrives in the intestines it works just like a medicine.

"Modern medicine is constantly trying to do the same thing through far more complicated methods, people who pick their nose and eat it get a natural boost to their immune system for free."

He pointed out that children happily pick their noses, yet by the time they have become adults they have stopped under pressure from a society that has branded it disgusting and anti social.

He said: "I would recommend a new approach where children are encouraged to pick their nose. It is a completely natural response and medically a good idea as well."

And he pointed out that if anyone was really worried about what their neighbour was thinking, they could still enjoy picking their nose in private if they still wanted to get the benefits it offered.
 

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It's a natural human dysfunction. The only thing wrong is deluding yourself that everyone else does it BUT you.

Just don't tell me about it. It's one of those personal joys that should be kept private. Seriously.
 
Lol this reminds me of Lorenzo who used to pick his nose in primary school and wipe it(his dirty finger) on kids backs when they least suspected it. He didn't do it as a joke, he actually just was disgusting. Another girl also picked her nose behind her book at reading time, and when I saw her she got ****y.:p
 
Originally posted by Watto
Lol this reminds me of Lorenzo who used to pick his nose in primary school and wipe it(his dirty finger) on kids backs when they least suspected it. He didn't do it as a joke, he actually just was disgusting. Another girl also picked her nose behind her book at reading time, and when I saw her she got ****y.:p

Some people just never grow up do they!! :D

Especially when they can remember such great details. Hmm.
 
Originally posted by Watto
Lol this reminds me of Lorenzo who used to pick his nose in primary school and wipe it(his dirty finger) on kids backs when they least suspected it. He didn't do it as a joke, he actually just was disgusting. Another girl also picked her nose behind her book at reading time, and when I saw her she got ****y.:p

Lol, hey Watto your Title "Batteries not Included" isn't related to the band of the same name is it?

Picking nose, yeah, okay...

Eating... no way
 

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Why did you think of me when you posted that gross article, Phat?

I usually have to tell my niece and nephew to stop picking their noses and eating it.:eek:
 
Originally posted by goaldrush

I usually have to tell my niece and nephew to stop picking their noses and eating it.:eek:

Well stop, you could be doing serious damage to their immune systems.
 
Originally posted by goaldrush
Why did you think of me when you posted that gross article, Phat?


I think we all did.


Originally posted by goaldrush
I usually have to tell my niece and nephew to stop picking their noses and eating it.:eek:

Ah yes, the old "do as I say, not as I do" line.

You really should set a more positive example Soozi
 

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