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Bazinga.
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Hahahaha Legendary!Yesterday I gave a surprise bukkake party to my roommate...
...everyone came.
You should have seen her face.
Yesterday I gave a surprise bukkake party to my roommate...
...everyone came.
You should have seen her face.
He resembles that remark mate!!!!!Why you dirty, low-down, despicable, smutty little Filth merchant.
Oh cum on...!!Why you dirty, low-down, despicable, smutty little Filth merchant.
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What do you call a gay chick pea?
A hummosexual
It just followed on nicely.Lame jokes thread is thattaway...
Haha read my one on pg 196Two Islamic mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting over a plate of tabouli and a pint of goat’s milk.
The older of the mothers pulls a bag out of her purse and starts flipping through photos.
And they start reminiscing. "This is my oldest son Mohammed. He would be 24 years old now." "Yes, I remember him as a baby" says the other mother cheerfully.
"He’s a martyr now though" mum confides. "Oh, so sad, dear" says the other. "And this is my second son Kalid. He would be 21." "Oh, I remember him," says the other happily, "he had such curly hair when he was born." "He’s a martyr too" says mum quietly.
"Oh, gracious me…" says the other. "And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed. He would be 18," she whispers. "Yes" says the friend enthusiastically, "I remember when he first started school." "He’s a martyr also," says mum, with tears in her eyes.
After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at the photographs and says, "They blow up so fast, don’t they?"
Funny 'cause its true!The local slag told me she'd only have sex if we're engaged.
"Okay, okay," I said, locking the door on the pub toilet. "Happy now?