Think Tank People more sober than your average Dees player

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Jul 5, 2011
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Post 2006, the AFL community banded together to declare that we would never again allow our great sport to be brought into disrepute by an elite team throwing their futures away with drug use.


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Ben was told that the team were going to celebrate the premiership with a barbecue and he thought they meant "glass barbecue" - a classic mix-up.

Fortunately, like all AFL policies aimed at making the sport more ethical, this policy was a roaring success. We are blessed in that we are yet to see a scandal involving party-animal players and toxic team cultures since.

No team better exemplifies these improvements than the mighty Demons team of the past few years. As Steven "jober as a sudge" May always says:
"We were bettererrgh than collingwood this year hick... hey where's Melksham hiding".

Let us celebrate our overwhelming victory in the war against drugs by sharing images of the few individuals out there even better behaved than the Narrm cleancut Dees.

Allow me to commence proceedings with teetotalling bastions of clean living, Motley Crue.

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