#perthhaveallsortsissues

[crazywildhorse]

So much massive king.

What do you Perthlings have to say to defend yourselves?

#getkingyhislicorive

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

David King is the type of flog who would put his head in the bowl to have a sniff every time he takes a shit.

 

[BigBirdz]

I'd be mad too if I had to watch the dockers all day then didnt get any licorive.

 

[HairyO]

David King is the type of flog who would put his head in the bowl to have a sniff every time he takes a shit.

Is this not a thing? How else can you accurately rate it out of 10?

 

[chefmeister]

#firstworldproblems

 

[SaltPeter]

#lickorish
#liquorish

?

 

[Geelong Dynasty]

Lickabitch

 

[HairyO]

#lickalive
#lickorlive
#lickolive

 

[Upgrayedd]

Whatever they are we don't have any, so get on your plane and **** off out of our beutiful state.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Is this not a thing? How else can you accurately rate it out of 10?

I go by texture, consistency, taste.....
Waitwut?

 

[Mofra]

Licorice (or even licorive) all-sorts are utter shite and anyone who likes them probably has massive personal issues they are hiding.

 

[The Falcon Strike]

Haven't been into the qantas club since the new business lounge opened.

Prefer my wood-fired oven pizza to licorice

 

[David Schwarz]

The Qantas Club serves alcohol, which is a prerequisite for those who hate flying like me

Take your licorive and shove it up your arse, you complete dead shit

 

[SaltPeter]

The Qantas Club serves alcohol, which is a prerequisite for those who hate flying like me

Take your licorive and shove it up your arse, you complete dead shit

Lickorish suppository, guaranteed to give you an extremely dark or black stool

 

[JoseMourinho]

We did it deliberately so he'd have a whinge.

 

[Tiger2709]

Licorice (or even licorive) all-sorts are utter shite and anyone who likes them probably has massive personal issues they are hiding.

As a kid I loved them, the sorry examples sold these days are terrible, why would you fly Qantas anyway, much like licorice allsorts they used to be good.

 

[Vikingblood]

As a kid I loved them, the sorry examples sold these days are terrible, why would you fly Qantas anyway, much like licorice allsorts they used to be good.

Are you not listening to one of the game's greatest minds? It's licorive not licorice

 

[leobarryustar]

#liquoredup

 

[Tom_Thumb]

Going by the size of Kingy's guts he's had more than his share of the licorice allsorts.

 

[Bender_]

Hope they served him a Muzz Buzz coffee too so he never comes back to WA.

 

[Reginald Perrin]

The deceptively named Virgin lounge is the place to be.

 

[chefmeister]

 

[Geelong Dynasty]

Eat too much Licorive and you'll get diahrea, listen to Kingy too much and the same thing happens.

 

[Laphroaig]

Kingy has missed the point.

Perth could potentially be a great place with no licorice allsorts. So long as there were also no West Australians there.

Nah. I take that back. It's a hot, isolated shithole. The West Australians just make it worse.

 

[crazywildhorse]

Hope they served him a Muzz Buzz coffee too so he never comes back to WA.

If only it was that straightforward to get rid of him