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Here are some of the chants and songs sung by the fans about Phil Thompson's nose.....
THE BEST THOMMO CHANTS IN THE WORLD....EVER!
Liverpool caretaker manager Phil Thompson has quite a big nose - unless you haven't noticed. And funnily enough, it's inspired a few choice chants from the opposition. From the inspired to the downright abusive, we gave you six of the best. Now you've added more....
1) "Sit down Pinocchio" - to the tune of 'Paolo Di Canio' (or La Donna E Mobile from Verdi's Rigoletto, we are informed by the only man in the office with a decent education). Sung by Arsenal fans, among others.
2) "We've got Dom Matteo. You've got Pinocchio" - to the same tune. Sung by stretching-it-a-bit Leeds fans.
3) "Hey, Phi-il Thompson (Ooh-Ah), I wanna know-oh-oh - where you got that nose" - to the tune of DJ Otzi's Hey Baby! Sung by West Ham fans.
4) "Get your nostrils off the pitch" - to the tune of footballing standard 'Who the f***ing hell are you?' aka Bread Of Heaven. Sung by Arsenal fans.
5) "Big nose - you've got a f***ing big nose" - to the tune of Blue Moon. Sung by Leeds fans, among others.
6) "Thompson needs a nose job, Thompson needs a nose job, la la la la, la la la la" - to the tune of Ossie's Dream or Let's All Do The Conga. Sung by Chelsea fans.
7) "It's here, it's there, it's every f***ing where, Thompson's nose, Thompson's nose" - to the tune of He's Fat, He's Round etc. Sung by Leeds fans. Nominated by Rob McNab.
8) "Sneeze in a minute! He's gonna sneeze in a minute!" - to the tune of Guantanamera. Nominated by Ray Calthorpe.
9) "He's got the whole world, in his nostrils, he's got the whole world in his nostrils, he's got the whole wide world in his nostrils" - to the tune of He's Got The Whole World In His Hands. Nominated by Niall Quinlan.
10) "Oh the shadow outside is frightening, stops the sun from shining light in. You can see it wherever he goes, Thompson's nose, Thompson's nose, Thompson's nose" - to the tune of Let It Snow. Sung by Manchester United fans. Nominated by Michael Christie.
THE BEST THOMMO CHANTS IN THE WORLD....EVER!
Liverpool caretaker manager Phil Thompson has quite a big nose - unless you haven't noticed. And funnily enough, it's inspired a few choice chants from the opposition. From the inspired to the downright abusive, we gave you six of the best. Now you've added more....
1) "Sit down Pinocchio" - to the tune of 'Paolo Di Canio' (or La Donna E Mobile from Verdi's Rigoletto, we are informed by the only man in the office with a decent education). Sung by Arsenal fans, among others.
2) "We've got Dom Matteo. You've got Pinocchio" - to the same tune. Sung by stretching-it-a-bit Leeds fans.
3) "Hey, Phi-il Thompson (Ooh-Ah), I wanna know-oh-oh - where you got that nose" - to the tune of DJ Otzi's Hey Baby! Sung by West Ham fans.
4) "Get your nostrils off the pitch" - to the tune of footballing standard 'Who the f***ing hell are you?' aka Bread Of Heaven. Sung by Arsenal fans.
5) "Big nose - you've got a f***ing big nose" - to the tune of Blue Moon. Sung by Leeds fans, among others.
6) "Thompson needs a nose job, Thompson needs a nose job, la la la la, la la la la" - to the tune of Ossie's Dream or Let's All Do The Conga. Sung by Chelsea fans.
7) "It's here, it's there, it's every f***ing where, Thompson's nose, Thompson's nose" - to the tune of He's Fat, He's Round etc. Sung by Leeds fans. Nominated by Rob McNab.
8) "Sneeze in a minute! He's gonna sneeze in a minute!" - to the tune of Guantanamera. Nominated by Ray Calthorpe.
9) "He's got the whole world, in his nostrils, he's got the whole world in his nostrils, he's got the whole wide world in his nostrils" - to the tune of He's Got The Whole World In His Hands. Nominated by Niall Quinlan.
10) "Oh the shadow outside is frightening, stops the sun from shining light in. You can see it wherever he goes, Thompson's nose, Thompson's nose, Thompson's nose" - to the tune of Let It Snow. Sung by Manchester United fans. Nominated by Michael Christie.
