Society & Culture pick up lines

[ballanFYNE]

Any funny ones you have used?

I could think of some but wouldn't be funny.

 

[r dub 19]

Thread has been done at least over 9000 times.

 

[AG]

The worse it is the funnier it is.

 

[electricfeel]

Italian guy came up to me and said "Do you have some Italian in you?"
I said no..
He says "Would you like some?"

 

[King Elvis]

And no further words were required?

My best is, "Hi, I'm pacemaker."

 

[weagles_fan]

Italian guy came up to me and said "Do you have some Italian in you?"
I said no..
He says "Would you like some?"

Then you both walk off to the toilets together?

 

[omit]

And no further words were required?

My best is, "Hi, I'm pacemaker."

Mine is, "Hi, I'm not pacemaker"

 

[Schulzenfest]

Mine is, "Hi, I'm not pacemaker"

Would work on me.

 

[electricfeel]

Sorry was hoping you'd assume I declined. I just awkwardly laughed and walked off. He was one of those greasy wogs with 1kg of gel pushing back his hair.

 

[omit]

my mate walked up to a girl at a club after a few minutes of intense eye ****ing and said "so how bout it then?". I don't think he said another word to her until the next morning