Pirated Pirate

[Damp Squarie]

Have you heard about the new pirate movie?
It's rated AARRRRGGH!

What's a pirate's favorite mode of transportation?
A CAARRRRGGH!

What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?
Arrrr

What's a pirate's favorite kind of socks?
Arrrrgyle

What is a pirates favorite study subject?
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt.

What's a pirate's second-choice job?
An arrrrrrchitect!

This pirate walks into a bar with a big ship's wheel down his pants. The bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but do you know you have a ship's wheel down the front of your pants?" And the pirate says... Aaargh, it's driving me nuts!!

A little kid with a speech impediment dresses up as a pirate and goes trick or treating. he knocks on the door of a house and a man answers. "oh, i can see you're dressed up as a pirate." the man says. "but where are your buccaneers?" the kid gets really mad, and says "on the sides of my buckin' head!"

How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?
A buccaneer

What's a pirate's favorite kind of cookie?
Ships ahoy

What do you call a pirate that skips class?
Captain hooky

Why does a pirate's phone go beep beep beep beep beep?
Because he left it off the hook

What does a pirate say when he takes over Santa's job?
Ho ho ho and a bottle of rum

What does a vegan pirate do in jail?
Starrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrve

What has 8 arms and 8 legs?
8 Pirates

Regards...From an ol' Sea Salt on this fine Pirates Day

 

[lioness]

great stuff.

 

[raskolnikov]

"A little kid with a speech impediment dresses up as a pirate and goes trick or treating. he knocks on the door of a house and a man answers. "oh, i can see you're dressed up as a pirate." the man says. "but where are your buccaneers?" the kid gets really mad, and says "on the sides of my buckin' head!"



gold

 

[Mr Eagle]

How appropriate for Sept 19: Talk Like A Pirate Day

http://www.talklikeapirateday.com/

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