Player excuses for squibbing out of Prelim Final week

[Andrew Birch]

"I was unfairly* suspended" - Tobias Greene

"I have appendicitis" - Lachie whitfield

What other weak excuses have you heard/expect to hear out of players in the lead up to Prelim Finals week?

 

[Mofra]

"We haven't won a final for 16 years" - Essendon's entire playing list

 

[ford71]

My mum gave it to me - Shane Warne

 

[Deadpool]

Why stop at players?

Reckon Chris Scott's probably built up a few by now.

 

[Andrew Birch]

Why stop at players?

Reckon Chris Scott's probably built up a few by now.

 

[Wojcinski]

"We're the St Kilda football club"

 

[Andrew Birch]

"We didn't want to be humiliated 2 years in a row" - Melbourne FC

 

[Coach_Required]

USA USA USA

 

[Marv Merchants]

USA USA USA

“Their cox were too big”

 

[Andrew Birch]

"Despite having 1.25 litres of Bavarian Fraulein placenta juice injected into his injured hamstring by renowned German specialist, Dr Weiner Hühnerbein, playing in the Prelim this week would be premature, so we aborted that idea." - Coach Buckley regarding Jordan de Goey

 

[Hamingja]

"Maccas monopoly is back"

 

[Xtreme]

Gary Rohan: "I was busy perming my hair"

 

[Xtreme]

Why stop at players?

Reckon Chris Scott's probably built up a few by now.

Despite not winning the premiership cup it's always MISSION ACCOMPLISHED in Chris "Scotty" Scott's world!

 

[Cyclops]

"Suffocated on own semen leading to a brain injury" -OP.

I mean the Bay was never the Algonquin Round Table, but this s**t is low.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

"We're just s**t, 2018 was a fluke. We're lucky to have GCS or we'd be wooden spooners" - Melbum Dreamons

 

[Supercoach Bargain]

Richmond aren't as good as last year.- C. Scott

 

[Mahlepi]

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