Port Adelaide Jokes..

[Pigdog]

Q. What do you do for a drowning Power player?
A. Nothing. You could drag him to the top, but he'll choke anyway.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and Port Power?
Nothing....they both come crashing down in September

 

[Boogoos]

hahaha smashed..

 

[Hawks1523]

Q. What do you do for a drowning Power player?
A. Nothing. You could drag him to the top, but he'll choke anyway.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and Port Power?
Nothing....they both come crashing down in September

Lol!! Top stuff mate.

 

[Carn Hawkas]

LOL nice one.

 

[DaveMorro]

Whats the diference between a port supporter and a bucket of sh*t?
The bucket

 

[WOTTAMACHINE]

Q. What do you do for a drowning Power player?
A. Nothing. You could drag him to the top, but he'll choke anyway.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and Port Power?
Nothing....they both come crashing down in September

LOL

 

[High Voltage]

Q. What do you do for a drowning Power player?
A. Nothing. You could drag him to the top, but he'll choke anyway.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and Port Power?
Nothing....they both come crashing down in September

They are actually quite funny.

I'd add the fact that the Twin Towers are coming back as one, bigger and better and stronger than before!!!

 

[Leather Poisoning]

All I've got is this:

Tredrea.

 

[wynnvalepower]

They are actually quite funny.

I'd add the fact that the Twin Towers are coming back as one, bigger and better and stronger than before!!!

Agreed yes we choked big time, but we will be back stronger than ever.

 

[Damp Squarie]

The seven dwarfs went off to work one day in the mine, while Snow White stayed at home to do the house work and cook their lunch.

However when she went to the mine to deliver their lunches, she found there had been a cave-in, and there was no sign of the dwarfs.

Tearfully she yelled into the mine entrance."Hello is anyone there? Can anyone hear me"

A voice floated up from the bowels of the mine:" Port Adelaide Power will win the 2007 Premiership. We've even got a spot of the wall to hang the photo"
"Thank God" Snow White said " At least Dopey is still alive..."



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On a hot september day, a port power supporter came into town with his dog. He tied the dog under the shade of a tree and went into the bar for a cold beer.

About 20 minutes later a policeman came into the bar and asked who owned the dog tied under the tree. The Pap said that it was his.

The policeman said, "Your dog seems to be in heat."

The Pap replies, "No way dog's in heat---she's cool cause I got 'er tied under the shade of the tree."

The policeman says, "No! You don't understand-- your dog needs to be bred.

"No way," the Pap says, "dog don't need bread, she's not hungry, cause I fed her fritz this mornin'."

Now the policeman gets mad and yells out; "NO! You don't seem to understand, your dog wants to have sex!"

The Pap looks at him and says, "Go ahead. I always wanted a police dog!"

 

[Mr Magoo]

Q. What do you do for a drowning Power player?
A. Nothing. You could drag him to the top, but he'll choke anyway.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and Port Power?
Nothing....they both come crashing down in September

Nice effort i had a little chuckle & then i remembered this

 

[birdmanptr]

Nice effort i had a little chuckle & then i remembered this

Yes the day a 14 man Brisbane team LOST the GF

 

[happy_eagle]

Q: Why dont port get any fans to there games
A: there all in jail

 

[Armed & Dangerous]

Nice effort i had a little chuckle & then i remembered this

Never let the truth get in the way of a fabricated story that's only relevant for 2 seasons.

 

[God_King]

Do the people posting these jokes honestly think they haven't already gone around thousands of times in the past with different clubs names?
Get some new material

 

[Roughie]

They are actually quite funny.

I'd add the fact that the Twin Towers are coming back as one, bigger and better and stronger than before!!!

Not really "bigger" the new design for the world trade centres will be 4 marginally smaller towers.

 

[bigdroppunt]

What do you put on a big kock - a big condom

What do you put on a little kock - a little condom

What do you put on a soft kock - a port power jumper !!!

 

[hellbent]

Whats the diference between a port supporter and a bucket of sh*t?
The bucket

and essendon can talk you bunch of losers

 

[hellbent]

All I've got is this:

Tredrea.

couldnt you come up with a funny one thats just stupid

 

[Marzy26]

Whats the difference between an arsonist and Port Power?







An arsonist doesnt waste 24 matches.

 

[eddie eagle]

Did you hear that the Post Office has had to recall their latest stamps?
They had pictures of Port Adelaide players on them. People couldn’t figure out which side to spit on.

Did you hear about the politician who was found dead in a Port Adelaide jersey?
The police had to dress him up in women’s underwear in order to save his family from the embarrassment.

Four surgeons are taking a coffee break. The first one says,
“Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up everything inside them is numbered.”
The second surgeon says, “Nah, librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order.”
Third surgeon says, “Try electricians. Everything inside them is colour coded.”
The fourth one says, “I prefer Port Adelaide fans. They’re heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and bums are interchangeable.”

A man meets a friend and sees that his friend’s car is total write-off
and covered with leaves, grass, branches, dirt and blood. He asks his
friend “What’s happened to your car ?” “Well,” the friend responds,
“I ran over Chad Cornes”.
“OK,” says the man, “that explains the blood... But what about the leaves, the grass, the branches and the dirt ?”
“Well, he tried to escape through the park.”

Q. If you see an Port Adelaide fan on a bicycle, why should you never swerve to hit him?
A. It could be your bicycle.

Q. What do Port Adelaide fans and sperm have in common?
A. One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.

Q. What do you have when 100 Port Adelaide fans are buried up to their necks in sand?
A. Not enough sand.

Q. What’s the difference between a dead dog on the road and a dead Port Adelaide fan on the road?
A. There are skid marks in front of the dog.

Q. You’re trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and an Port Adelaide fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What do you do?
A. Shoot the Port Adelaide fan - twice.

Q. How many Port Adelaide fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Seven - one to change it, five to moan about it and Chocco to say that if the umpire had done his job in the first place the light bulb would never have gone out.

Q. What’s the difference between a female Port Adelaide fan and a pit bull?
A. Lipstick

Q. Santa Claus , the tooth fairy , an intelligent Port Adelaide fan , and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a $100.00 note. Who gets it?
A. The drunk , or course ; the other three are mythical creatures.

Q. What is black and brown and looks good on an Port Adelaide Fan?
A. A Doberman.

Q. What do Port Adelaide Fans use for birth control ?
A. Their personalities.

Q. What is the difference between an Port Adelaide Fan and a trampoline?
A. You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline.

Q. What do you call 5000 dead Port Adelaide Fans at the bottom of the ocean?
A. A good start.

An Port Adelaide fan dies on match day and goes to heaven in his Port
Adelaide jumper. He knocks on the old pearly gates and out walks St
Peter in a St
Kilda scarf. “Hello, mate,” says St Peter, “I’m sorry, no Port Adelaide fans in heaven.”
“What?” exclaims the man, astonished.
“You heard. No Port Adelaide fans.”
“But, but, but, I’ve been a good man,” replies the Port Adelaide supporter.
“Oh, really?” says St Peter. “What have you done then?”
“Well,” says the guy, “three weeks before I died, I gave 20 bucks to the starving children in Africa.”
“Oh,” says St Peter. “Anything else?”
“Well, two weeks before I died, I also gave 20 bucks to the homeless.”
“Hmmm. Anything else?”
“Yeah. A week before I died, I gave 20 bucks to the Albanian orphans.
“Okay,” says St Peter, “you wait here a minute while I have a word with the governor.”
Ten minutes pass before St Peter returns. He looks the bloke in the eye and says, “I’ve had a word with God and he agrees with me. Here’s your sixty bucks back, now piss off.”

 

[eddie eagle]

What did Buck Rogers say when he returned from the 25th Century





"Gee Port Power STILL have the record for the biggest a$$ whooping in AFL/VFL grand final history."

 

[Bombers 2003]

What did Buck Rogers say when he returned from the 25th Century





"Gee Port Power STILL have the record for the biggest a$$ whooping in AFL/VFL grand final history."

And his mate said the cows have choked 300 times in the finals and been runners up in 60 grand finals and still only have 2 flags while port have 56

 

[AlbertMagoolie]

Some good gags there, but when it comes to Port Arrogant jokes, you just can't top this:

Geelong 24: 19: 163
Port 6: 8: 44

 

[eddie eagle]

And his mate said the cows have choked 300 times in the finals and been runners up in 60 grand finals and still only have 2 flags while port have 56

I am told before Buck left in 2007 that the pride of, had won two flags in their first 8 years in the comp. Choke-o's Chokers had fluked one in their first 11 years. He assured me these were facts.