Universal Love Position Vacant - Escaped Goat

[Moo]

Firstly let me acknowledge the true owners of the bandwidth we all enjoy using - always was, always will be ginger cyberspace.

Folks we have an issue....no Ibbo, no McPhee, Johnno in form .....we have no scapegoat.

We are going to drop a game at some point and we'll have posters madly panicking and randomly bagging players. If Rosco P Coltrane has taught us anything it is to practice and be prepared. I don't want to see someone lose an eye or long term cyber friendships dashed because of premature exprobation.

It's not easy, do we turn our mob mentality to a vet ....'friccin Pav waited 10 years to build a team around you'? - or do we just stick with the ever popular 'Drop Pearce!'

Personally I miss the MJ pointer jokes ...I'll back MJ in.

Mems can't join us due to the win, but I was at his book signing today ...'Fifty Shades of Mundy' ...he nominated Suban for not being Robinson.

Lot of interest in Balla and Hill - lets just get it locked away.

Your uneducated ramblings are welcome.

 

[estibador]

We've still got Dawson.

 

[estibador]

He's even sorta ginger.

 

[Moo]

We've still got Dawson.

Is he too obvious?

I'm not sure he is prominent enough to be the number 1 ...a fine reserve goat though.

 

[Moo]

He's even sorta ginger.

That's uncalled for.

Post reported - Seppo sort this out.

 

[E Shed]

Out Pearce. Never got to use that one before.

 

[Moo]

Out Pearce. Never got to use that one before.

Never gets old.

Oh ...Nic Nat just text me to say 'it's Drop Pearce - God Bless NN'

 

[estibador]

But really you don't need scapegoats unless you lose, and without wanting to sound hyperbolic, I don't think we'll ever lose another game with RTB in charge.

 

[Moo]

But really you don't need scapegoats unless you lose, and without wanting to sound hyperbolic, I don't think we'll ever lose another game with RTB in charge.

Could be a tough 2014 NAB campaign off limited prep?

 

[E Shed]

But really you don't need scapegoats unless you lose, and without wanting to sound hyperbolic, I don't think we'll ever lose another game with RTB in charge.

Ok, now we are officially off the known chart.

 

[SHill Shall]

I know Embley played a pretty fine hand for us last round, but if he doesn't go the 4 quarters this week, he's lost me.

 

[JunglistPosse]

Even the Gu has lost the spaghetti arms (now he breaks peoples arms)

 

[Moo]

Even the Gu has lost the spaghetti arms (now he breaks peoples arms)

Injury troll ....really?

Post reported - for being too humerus.

 

[electricfeel]

Kreightonne?

 

[BeinPurplenGreen]

I'se gots a couple, based on convos with Freo followers in the off season:

"It's all the Steve's fault, sack the Steves!!"​

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"Bring back the anchor!! We aren't winning by enough, our margins are too small, it is because the chevrons and the Vs confuse our forwards, bring back the anchor and no-one gets confused no more!!"​

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"Kep!! Bloody Keplar!! Can't he be more co-ordinated??? Bloody Kep falls down even when he kicks a goal from a set shot"​

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and my personal overheard favourite (though I do love the old Freo ground muchly)

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"what did you expect, with such a wussie soft training ground way out in Cockburn how can our guys toughen up?? They need to get back to training on a proper old school sand based, pitted, divot and rock / sprinkler filled footy oval, not this modern softie artificial manicured bowling green sports center swimming pool garbage. Next thing Stephanie Rice will be playing at full forward for us..."​

 

[estibador]

I know Embley played a pretty fine hand for us last round, but if he doesn't go the 4 quarters this week, he's lost me.

It's hilarious in hindsight watching the replay and hearing Healy(?) say as the sub was made - 'they really need five Andrew Embleys to bring on'.

We'd be top of the ladder on percentage right now if they did.

 

[pavsbootlace]

There is a chance we could lose against Essendon. I don't want to give to much away, but I suspect the scapegoat's name will rhyme with Schmepler.

 

[Moo]

Kreightonne?

Not sure angering the Norse Gods is a good move.

 

[leungtl]

Now that we know RTB is getting 110% out of everyone on the park, I can't see how we could consistently blame any player in our side.

Therefore, the only logical step is to blame the one variable that RTB can't control... the umpires.

 

[Righteo]

It really should be Keps but he's too much of a cult hero to cop any flak these days.

 

[Tazmania]

Ballas and his little off the ball love taps come to mind....practically the only in disciplined aspect of freo now. I really thought he had sorted that aspect of his game out and was disappointed he whacked selwood(even though he whacked selwood )

 

[Pusswah]

Ross Lyon

- Too defensive
- Boring
- Doesn't play kids

You watch.

 

[theGav56]

Neesham.

 

[Freo Big Fella]

It really should be Keps but he's too much of a cult hero to cop any flak these days.

Can't remember who said it during the Derby: "They all stand for Kepler."

Damn right they do.

 

[teamex]

If (god forbid) D. Pearce has a bad game, supporters will want blood.
If Clarke-os starts getting a run, it'll be him.
Suban Superhuman is likely to cop a few bakes through the year too