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May 12, 2019
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Fellow flogs, it's not easy to consign the reigning premiers to missing the finals and start their downward spiral to more decades in the wilderness, no matter if they are just a shittruck club who is over-reliant on 1 player who will probably never lace up the boots again and led by a philandering, immoral campaigner of a coach

It takes a joint effort and a season of hard work with an unerring focus on achieving the goal no matter what effect that may have on other less important goals, like the winning the flag or avoiding the wooden spoon, and so on. And much like every footy win is a product of all the individual goals kicked, with the first being as important as the last, every Niinthmond loss (or draw!) was another nail in their long-overdue pauper's coffin destined for a shallow, unamarked grave

So let's give ourselves a pat on the back (just a gentle one, the kind that would send Alex pRance flying) and take a moment to bask in the glory of what we have collectively achieved and the service we have done for the other, lesser clubs who didn't have the gumption to be a part of our vision for a Tuggerless finals future :)

Naturally I am particularly pleased with our round 17 effort, their 4th loss in a row, especially since we came back from the dead with a killer final quarter to show these pea-hearted pillocks how to football

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Let's all join hands and sing Kumbyah, and shake our heads in silent disapproval at the other teams
 

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Fellow flogs, it's not easy to consign the reigning premiers to missing the finals and start their downward spiral to more decades in the wilderness, no matter if they are just a shittruck club who is over-reliant on 1 player who will probably never lace up the boots again and led by a philandering, immoral campaigner of a coach

It takes a joint effort and a season of hard work with an unerring focus on achieving the goal no matter what effect that may have on other less important goals, like the winning the flag or avoiding the wooden spoon, and so on. And much like every footy win is a product of all the individual goals kicked, with the first being as important as the last, every Niinthmond loss (or draw!) was another nail in their long-overdue pauper's coffin destined for a shallow, unamarked grave

So let's give ourselves a pat on the back (just a gentle one, the kind that would send Alex pRance flying) and take a moment to bask in the glory of what we have collectively achieved and the service we have done for the other, lesser clubs who didn't have the gumption to be a part of our vision for a Tuggerless finals future :)

Naturally I am particularly pleased with our round 17 effort, their 4th loss in a row, especially since we came back from the dead with a killer final quarter to show these pea-hearted pillocks how to football

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Let's all join hands and sing Kumbyah, and shake our heads in silent disapproval at the other teams
TLDR. But I'm very happy for you that Richmond, the biggest club in the AFL, didn't make the finals. It's obviously one of the greatest days in your life :thumbsu:
 
Hawthorn were the ones who put the final nail in the coffin on Saturday. If they won they still had a mathematical chance of making it.
Lol had to change 10 players from what was already half a reserves team and you still couldn't beat our exciting youf, our rebuild is almost complete.
 

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Where did Collingwood finish this year, I believe you had your worst year ever...Guess what its ok you will do much much worse next year. LOL

We live in your head rent free. On a bright note, I believe Joffa is in the running to coach Collingwood next year.
 
Fellow flogs, it's not easy to consign the reigning premiers to missing the finals and start their downward spiral to more decades in the wilderness, no matter if they are just a shittruck club who is over-reliant on 1 player who will probably never lace up the boots again and led by a philandering, immoral campaigner of a coach

It takes a joint effort and a season of hard work with an unerring focus on achieving the goal no matter what effect that may have on other less important goals, like the winning the flag or avoiding the wooden spoon, and so on. And much like every footy win is a product of all the individual goals kicked, with the first being as important as the last, every Niinthmond loss (or draw!) was another nail in their long-overdue pauper's coffin destined for a shallow, unamarked grave

So let's give ourselves a pat on the back (just a gentle one, the kind that would send Alex pRance flying) and take a moment to bask in the glory of what we have collectively achieved and the service we have done for the other, lesser clubs who didn't have the gumption to be a part of our vision for a Tuggerless finals future :)

Naturally I am particularly pleased with our round 17 effort, their 4th loss in a row, especially since we came back from the dead with a killer final quarter to show these pea-hearted pillocks how to football

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Let's all join hands and sing Kumbyah, and shake our heads in silent disapproval at the other teams

We beat em twice by a combined margin of 101 points. :$
Seems some of us did more of the heavy lefting than others!
 
We beat em twice by a combined margin of 101 points. :$
Seems some of us did more of the heavy lefting than others!
Clearly among the greatest moments in your little club's history. And you did it without Dank and Robinson :thumbsu:
Geelong will definitely be lobbing for those magnificent victories to be counted as premierships?
 
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Swannies got the ball rolling in round 3 with an 8-goal pantsing from which they never recovered.
 

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