Post your fear here - Electric Boogaloo: PAFC to appoint fitness guru Darren Burgess

[Gray Day]

 

[Quivorir]

Never heard of him, nor have I ever heard of your coach.

 

[mess]

I'm scared of Africanised bees.

 

[11sjw]

Electric Boogaloo as in Breakdance 2?

 

[Amstaff_]

He's no Weapon but he will do us just fine

 

[Gray Day]

Never heard of him, nor have I ever heard of your coach.

Departed Port for EPL club Liverpool to be appointed their fitness guru. Now coming back to Port.

 

[Quivorir]

And who are Port?

 

[The Goon]

Departed Port for EPL club Liverpool to be appointed their fitness guru. Now coming back to Port.

So, didn't work out in the big time eh?

 

[mess]

Departed Port for EPL club Liverpool to be appointed their fitness guru. Now coming back to Port.

How'd Liverpool go the last few years?

 

[Gray Day]

So, didn't work out in the big time eh?

No, he's leaving on good terms. He's homesick.

 

[The Speaker]

The pointed stick?

 

[Gray Day]

How'd Liverpool go the last few years?

Don't know and don't care. Seem reputable enough though.

Proven fitness guru at Port circa 2004 anyway.

 

[Amstaff_]

How'd Liverpool go the last few years?

Wasn't the head coach u flog.

 

[mess]

Wasn't the head coach u flog.

A stirring defence. You'll go far.

 

[The Goon]

No, he's leaving on good terms. He's homesick.

You're slipping MM - I thought you'd point out we offered him more $ as an opening gambit.

Regardless, I'm not frightened. A fitness guru can only turn shit into ... bigger shit?

 

[skipjack]

I'm scared of wild rabid dogs.

 

[Amstaff_]

A stirring defence. You'll go far.

 

[skipjack]

I'm scared of flying in small planes.

 

[mess]

I'm scared of walking across rickety suspension bridges over pirahna infested waters.

 

[skipjack]

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Do you remember the part where your club offered him the Senior job and he knocked it back?

 

[skipjack]

I'm scares of prunes.

 

[Amstaff_]

Do you remember the part where your club offered him the Senior job and he knocked it back?

Lol you believe that? He presented poorly and Port let him save face. the bloke was gagging for the job.

 

[mess]

I'm scared of fried green potatoes.

 

[skipjack]

I'm scared of large spiders.

 

[skipjack]

I'm scared of Scientology.