Backfire Post your fear here: New Port coach Ken Hinkley will oversee Port's next premiership challenge.

[Gray Day]

UMAD flogs? Port just scored the best available assistant coach in the land to lead the famous Port Adelaide Football Club to its next premiership

Welcome Ken


The rest of you, bow to your new overlord and post your fear here.

 

[royals1922]

From Fitzroy to Port, poor bast*rd.

 

[Tiger2709]

UMAD flogs? Port just scored the best available assistant coach in the land to lead the famous Port Adelaide Football Club to its next premiership

Welcome Ken


The rest of you, bow to your new overlord and post your fear here.

So not the best but the best available, ah well I guess at Port close enough is good enough.

My fear is he will leave before the start of next season when he realises that he has inherited a basket case, I wonder how he feels knowing that he was the last person left standing.

 

[Bender_]

Is he South Australian?

 

[Gray Day]

Please sticky this thread mods (looking at you, fyfie3011) - this thread should be an opportunity for all flogs to confess their fear.

Dr MM will assist them through the ordeal

 

[Gray Day]

Is he South Australian?

No.

I'm guessing you would see that as a plus?

 

[Bender_]

No.

I'm guessing you would see that as a plus?

lol - not for him, if by chance he doesn't deliver the locals will be extra angry coz he's not a local. I'm thinking pitch forks and torches levels.

Interesting that Port went outside of their gene pool actually. SA clubs can be a bit prone to employing locals as their coaches.

 

[Rollerball]

 

[Gray Day]

Slops Sanderson shows his fear:

"He will bring them new ideas - and Port Adelaide will improve quickly''

 

[Les Norton]

Confirmed is it?
No mention on AFL or Port websites.

 

[thurmanmunson]

So he'll coach Port's next premiership side? Did he sign a 290 year contract??

 

[Gray Day]

So he'll coach Port's next premiership side? Did he sign a 290 year contract??

Partial credit for implying Port wont fold

 

[thurmanmunson]

So Port 'underwritten by the AFL' Adelaide couldn't afford Eade?

Slops cubed.

 

[Starburns_]

UMAD flogs? Port just scored the best available assistant coach in the land to lead the famous Port Adelaide Football Club to its next premiership

Welcome Ken


The rest of you, bow to your new overlord and post your fear here.

LOL at "best available". You couldn't spin it any better than that, MM?

Please sticky this thread mods (looking at you, fyfie3011) - this thread should be an opportunity for all flogs to confess their fear.

Dr MM will assist them through the ordeal

Nah, will sticky it next year when you start 0-5 or something though.

 

[Amstaff_]

Don't forget the fitness guru straight from the EPL.

umad bay 13 flogs?

 

[Gray Day]

You flogs jelly of Hinkley's ball control skills?

 

[thurmanmunson]

Hinkley is a good masterstroke actually. He will be able to explain how GCS beat Port, because no one at the club apparently knows.

Is he related to the guy who shot Reagan?

 

[The Goon]

You flogs jelly of Hinkley's ball control skills?

Would be handy if he wanted to turn you into the Harlem Globetrotters.

Unfortunately the AFL equivalent of the Washington Generals is ... Port.

 

[thurmanmunson]

Port are more like the Mets or the Blue Jays.

 

[The Goon]

Port are more like the Mets or the Blue Jays.

Or possibly the Townsville Suns?

 

[11sjw]

Hinkley is a good masterstroke actually. He will be able to explain how GCS beat Port, because no one at the club apparently knows.

Is he related to the guy who shot Reagan?

Hinkley is some kind of stroker. How f'd up have you got to be to take on that role?

 

[Amstaff_]

Port are more like the Mets or the Blue Jays.

 

[Amstaff_]

Hinkley is some kind of stroker. How f'd up have you got to be to take on that role?

Ask your spud coach he took on your rabble.

 

[11sjw]

Ask your spud coach he took on your rabble.

Wow, the good ol "i know you are but what am I?" defence. Solid.

A vanilla mid can score $600k/yr at Poort so why can't a mediocre assistant get the head gig? It's become the AFL's version of a sheltered workshop.

 

[Amstaff_]

Wow, the good ol "i know you are but what am I?" defence. Solid.

A vanilla mid can score $600k/yr at Poort so why can't a mediocre assistant get the head gig? It's become the AFL's version of a sheltered workshop.

How does it feel to be torn a new one after leading by 6 goals halfway through the last qtr by a club you refer to as poort?