Practical Jokes

[goal_umpire]

Who has played some practical jokes on friends and family?

What did you do to the person?

I played a joke on a friend of mine. It was a really bad joke and she suffered a really bad asthma attack after spraying some fart gas near her to get some bullies away from her.

I was in Year 12 in 1996 and it was muck up day!!

 

[Pornstar]

A mate of mine has done a couple of beauties. One was when he kept going around to this guy's house early on bin mornings. He'd take the guy's bins around the side of his house. Then after the rubbish truck came and went he'd put the bins back out the front. So this guy is wondering why the garbo's emptied everybody else's bins and left his alone. This went on for a few weeks and the guy is putting more and more rubbish outside his house each week and complaining to the council that he's being discriminated by the garbos.

Another he did was getting a huge prickly thorn bush and leaning it up against this guy's front door. So the guy opens the door to go to work and has this huge thorn bush fall on top of him.

 

[goal_umpire]

When I was in Year 10 at high school, a bully decided to take a piss at the top of the music department's stairwell. There were some year seven's going up the stairwell at the time and they all got pissed on.

Anyway, when they arrived for band practice at lunchtime, everyone was holding their noses because of the smell in the air.

When band practice had finished we were still complaining about a really bad smell around the place.

Somebody had planted a dead fish in the bottom of one of the percussion instruments.

 

[BomberGal]

Hmm...I don't really play practical jokes...the most I've done is probably take stuff outta friend's pencilcases! Ah...I do remember, sometime earlier this year (this is pretty weak LOL), I had lettuce in my sandwich and didn't want it, and my friend had left her vegemite sandwich on our table while she went and did something. So anyway, I didn't know what to do with the lettuce, and me and my other friend both saw the vegemite sandwich...so yeah, that's where I put it! My friend came back and had to go to a meeting, so I said I'd walk her there, and she FINALLY took a bite out of it when she was in this meeting (I was waiting outside the door, for her to eat it!) and by this stage I was pissing myself laughing (I cannot keep a straight face), and she had no idea why, then she looks at me with this funny face, like..."eeeewwwww." For a while she thought that's how her mum had made the sandwich...then she caught on...and has never forgiven me!

 

[Squeak]

A couple of years ago, I hacked into my mate's e-mail account and sent an e-mail from him to me saying he was gay. I brought it to school and showed the whole year level.

People still reckon he's gay, based purely on that e-mail.

 

[Carlton_Rocks!]

Originally posted by suzi_olsen
Who has played some practical jokes on friends and family?

What did you do to the person?

I played a joke on a friend of mine. It was a really bad joke and she suffered a really bad asthma attack after spraying some fart gas near her to get some bullies away from her.

I was in Year 12 in 1996 and it was muck up day!!

I pre ordered 100 cans of explosives to a Miss Suzie
Olsen for her birthday.

 

[Damp Squarie]

Originally posted by Squeak
A couple of years ago, I hacked into my mate's e-mail account and sent an e-mail from him to me saying he was gay. I brought it to school and showed the whole year level.

People still reckon he's gay, based purely on that e-mail.

Thats terrible.
I reckon one of the best is to stretch glad wrap across the toilet bowl and put the seat back down...LOL