Predictable Headlines

[noogie_da_sheep]

Re: david seaman

Originally posted by SMOO
"Seaman in Schmeichels shorts"

there was a similar one...

"Keegan fills Schmeichels gap with Seaman"

 

[Cyclops]

London "Sun":
"Headless Body in Topless Bar"

 

[RogerMellie]

On Graham Farmer's bankruptcy...

'Polly Hasn't Got A Cracker'

On Nasser Hussein's decision to send Australia in to bat first in the first Ashes test in 2002...

'Nasser Insane'

 

[windyhill]

Being a Celtic fan this one hurt after Caledonian Thistle ( a team from the lower Scottish divisions) beat my boys...." SuperCallyGoBallisticCelticAreAtrocious"

One I`ve lost count of the times I`ve seen it ...
" Magpie Chief Hits Out"....

 

[Damp Squarie]

Originally posted by Exeter
The best headline I've ever seen was in an english tabloid some years back when Eric Cantona, then playing for Man U ersposned to a baiting from an irate supporter launched himself over the fence to kick the bloke in the head.

The headline in paper the following day was:

"Sh1t hits fan!"

Classic!

 

[topdon]

"Hitman hits out"

 

[Rodion]

topdon, is that guy serious?

 

[captain boyd]

whenever a female is appio0nted to a senior public postion


THE SHAPE OF THINGS TO COME

is the capation under the photo

 

[evade28]

Originally posted by Rodion
topdon, is that guy serious?

BWAHAHAHA!! are u serious??

 

[Jars458]

Love match timely boost for Clijsters


In today's Australian.

Vomit, retch...ralph.

 

[Rodion]

Originally posted by evade28
BWAHAHAHA!! are u serious??

What are you talking about?