Progressive story

[lioness]

....but it didn't say much. After a few weeks the novelty of a phone in his behind wore off and in desperation he........

 

[Joel]

...he called Gav and Wazza, from the Block (I hope that's their names).

 

[RzrBlade]

They all agreed to meet up at a gay nightclub with the Stiffmiester to figure out what to do with the phone up Warnie's arse. Stiffmiester suggested....

 

[Joel]

...let's have a 'dance off'. Stiffmiester led Gav and Wazza to the dance floor, and...

 

[Damp Squarie]

...nearly had a heart attack to see Eddie McQuire and...

 

[RzrBlade]

...Nathan Buckley going at it on the dance-floor 'Saturday Night Fever Style'. Gav & Wazza, Stiffmeister and Warnie looked gobsmacked at each other for a second, before...

 

[Joel]

Gav & Wazza, Stiffmeister and Warnie realised that they probably shouldn't have taken the drugs that Warnie's mum had given to them earlier. As they came out of their hallucinations, they...

 

[raboyle]

found themselves tied to a bed with nothing but their undies on. Suddenly the door opened and in came...

 

[RzrBlade]

Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinksy dressed in full bondage with whips and all, they approach...