Provocative thread designed to start a shttfight

[Bomber Spirit]

'undred and fifty of us living in shoebox in middle-o-road. We used to 'ave to get oop at midnight, drink cup o' gravel, lick road clean with tongue, work 24 hour day down pit for toopence every four years and when we got 'ome our dad would cut us in two wi' breadknife if we were lucky.

 

[PeteLX]

Originally posted by Bomber Spirit
'undred and fifty of us living in shoebox in middle-o-road. We used to 'ave to get oop at midnight, drink cup o' gravel, lick road clean with tongue, work 24 hour day down pit for toopence every four years and when we got 'ome our dad would cut us in two wi' breadknife if we were lucky.

If you told that to kids these days, they wouldn't believe you!