Pub brawls

[LondonCalling]

True, but as a bouncer maybe I just have a better eye for it, d***heads tend to stand out.

Yeah true. But somewhere along the line, they don't stand out so much when they enter a venue having yet to consume anything to drink.

8-9 drinks later at the same venue.....

 

[LIONS then DAYLIGHT]

Why do people engage in pub brawls or any brawls?

You either end up in Jail or Hospital.

Why the ____ would you bother?

Is it an ego thing or what?

 

[GETSOMENUTS]

Why do people engage in pub brawls or any brawls?

You either end up in Jail or Hospital.

Why the ____ would you bother?

Is it an ego thing or what?

Spot on, but with a gut full of p*** people usually arent thinking too clearly

 

[Flukey!]

Fighting is for ****wits who are trying to make up for deficiencies in other areas.

I'm not big, but I'm not small either, and have never had anyone have a go at me in a pub or club. Nor have any of my mates.

Maybe coz I'm a nice guy?

Well said. You go to the right places, hang with the right groups, trouble usually misses you.

I havent been in a fight since my teens, which was 25 years ago.

 

[AndSmithMustScore]

Just don't rush at the guy right away.

Step back and try and work out who else is with him.

Most of the time its not the guy facing you who gets you its the ones who snipe you from behind or beside.

If he keeps throwing big haymakers eventually he'll open himself up for you to land a big punch.

If you are outnumbered get dirty and kick and bite like ____ and try and get out of there.