Ross Prunster
Team Captain
Couple of things came into my memory today and had me giggling to myself like an idiot
Few years ago was sitting in local shopping centre waiting for significant other to come out of the chemist. In front of me was a scale. Married couple around late 50/60ish walk up to the scale, the husband steps up, drops his coin in and has a look. Wife meanwhile wants to have a look as well, so puts the plastic bag containing an extravagent looking cake down on the ground behind the scale. Both bicker about the weight, husband starting to get pissed off steps backwards off the scale, straight on to the cake. Husband went off at the wife, not helped by me sitting 2 metres away pissing myself laughing
Many years ago myself and group of mates went up to Kalbarri for a week. Went fishing, large sized mate of mine using a rig with about 5 hooks on it. Anyway he reels it in, hooks and line are tangled, he starts to untangle it. After a few minutes the short tempered buffoon gets fed up, yells F*** this and flings the line in disgust. If by a miracle, line untangles, forms a perfect circle around his head and 5 hooks wrap themselves beautifully into his neck. Needless to say we were very sympathetic.
Few years ago was sitting in local shopping centre waiting for significant other to come out of the chemist. In front of me was a scale. Married couple around late 50/60ish walk up to the scale, the husband steps up, drops his coin in and has a look. Wife meanwhile wants to have a look as well, so puts the plastic bag containing an extravagent looking cake down on the ground behind the scale. Both bicker about the weight, husband starting to get pissed off steps backwards off the scale, straight on to the cake. Husband went off at the wife, not helped by me sitting 2 metres away pissing myself laughing
Many years ago myself and group of mates went up to Kalbarri for a week. Went fishing, large sized mate of mine using a rig with about 5 hooks on it. Anyway he reels it in, hooks and line are tangled, he starts to untangle it. After a few minutes the short tempered buffoon gets fed up, yells F*** this and flings the line in disgust. If by a miracle, line untangles, forms a perfect circle around his head and 5 hooks wrap themselves beautifully into his neck. Needless to say we were very sympathetic.
