Really Really Bad Lyrics

[Art Corvelay]

The difference in lyricism between black eyed peas pre and post female in the group is mind-boggling, that you would literally think they were compeltely different and unrelated groups.

I prefer to call them sell outs personally

 

[Kreuzers Crusaders]

Six words:

"I'm madly in anger with you"

I'm sure they thought that was really clever when they wrote it.

What about this from the same guys

"Frantic tic tic tic tic tic toc"

or...

"Love is a 4 letter word..."

Any coincidence this was about the time lyric credits were handed over to the rest of the band???

 

[mcuzzy]

Britney Spears song
Circus has some pretty shit lyrics
So does Fergie

 

[Ed_Gein]

I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (sailing on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the motherfu**ing boat (boat, yeah)

 

[Heisenberg_]

I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (sailing on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the motherfu**ing boat (boat, yeah)

Ill never understand what is funny about that song.
Its just ****ing shit

 

[Mentallo]

Lyrics to Crank Dat
[Chorus: x2]
Soulja Boy Off In This Hoe
Watch me Crank It
Watch me Roll
Watch me Crank Dat Soulja Boy
Then Super Man Dat Hoe
Now, Watch me You....
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now, Watch me You....
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now, Watch me You....
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now, Watch me You....
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)

[Verse 1:]
Soulja Boy Off In This Hoe
Watch me Lean And Watch Me Rock?
Super Man Dat Hoe
Then Watch me Crank Dat Robocop?
Super Fresh, Now Watch Me Jock
Jocking On Them Haterz Man
When I Do Dat Soulja Boy
I Lean To The Left And Crank Dat Dance
(Now You)
I'm Jocking On Yo Bitch Ass
And If We Get The Fightin
Then I'm Cocking On Your Bitch
You Catch Me At Yo Local Party
Yes I Crank It Everyday
Haterz Get Mad Cuz
"I Got Me Some Bathin Apes"

[Chorus x2]

[Verse 2:]
I'm Bouncin On My Toe
Why Me Super Soak Dat Hoe
I'ma Pass It To Arab
Then He Gon Pass It To The Low (Low)
Haterz Wanna Be Me
Soulja Boy, I'm The Man
They Be Lookin At My Neck
Sayin Its The Rubberband Man (Man)
Why me Do It (Watch Me Do It)
Dance (Dance)
Let Get To It (Let Get To It)
Nope, You Can't Do It Like Me
Hoe, So Don't Do It Like Me
Folk, I See You Tryna Do It Like Me
Man That Shit Was Ugly

[Chorus x4]

/thread

I saw this thread and thought this "song"
Just proves a rap song can be written while taking a dump.

 

[Power King]

Just proves an untalented rap song can be written while taking a dump.

^edited for accuracy.

Ill never understand what is funny about that song.
Its just ****ing shit

^That song was meant to take the shit out of the garbage portion of mainstream r&b, showing that all you need is a very generically computerised beat and dumb/catchy phrase (I'm on a boat) in order to create a hit.

Point was proven.

However, why would they get t-pain to star in the song and video... seeing as he's responsible for a large section of the generic bullshit r&b of today...

The sad thing is, I don't think people actually realise the song was actually taking the piss, and so a shitload of ppl actually like the song, oblivious to the point being proven in that idiots will actually like this song that typifies the horrific production and lyricism of today...

I'd like to know what Stevie Wonder thinks of it...

 

[Suspense]

^That song was meant to take the shit out of the garbage portion of mainstream r&b, showing that all you need is a very generically computerised beat and dumb/catchy phrase (I'm on a boat) in order to create a hit.

Soulja Boy did it better though and without knowing he was doing it either. The Lonely Island were merely parodying something which had already become a unintentional parody.

Then Watch me Crank Dat Robocop

 

[mcuzzy]

The Trashmen - Surfin Bird

A-well-a, everybody's heard about the bird
Bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, well, the bird is the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, well, the bird is the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, well, the bird is the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, don't you know about the bird
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a

A-well-a, everybody's heard about the bird
Bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, don't you know about the bird
Well, everybody's talking about the bird
A-well-a, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird

Surfin' bird
Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb, aaah

Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa
Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow

Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-oom-oom-oom
Oom-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-a-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Papa-oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Well, don't you know about the bird
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, b-bird's the word

Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow...

 

[Vinnie Vegas]

However, why would they get t-pain to star in the song and video... seeing as he's responsible for a large section of the generic bullshit r&b of today...

T-Pain is in it because T-Pain will do anything for anyone who will pay his fee.

They figured it would be funny to get the guy who is being parodied to appear in it, because it's even more ridiculous that way.

The sad fact is, most people who have heard the song (particularly in Australia) wouldn't even know what Saturday Night Live is.

 

[Damon_3388]

The sad fact is, most people who have heard the song (particularly in Australia) wouldn't even know what Saturday Night Live is.

I've heard of Saturday Night Live (even watched it, although I'm not a fan), but I've never heard the song.

 

[johnnyhoward]

The Trashmen - Surfin Bird

A-well-a, everybody's heard about the bird
Bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, well, the bird is the word

To be fair, the Trashmen didn't write those lyrics since it was a cover of a song by some other band.

Worst recent lyrics:
"But while I'm getting over certainty, stop helping God across the road like a little old lady"

 

[Damon_3388]

Worst recent lyrics:
"But while I'm getting over certainty, stop helping God across the road like a little old lady"

Poor effort from Bono there

 

[tazlgnd]

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[Underdog]

urgh...


"Never Miss A Beat"

What did you learn today?
I learnt nothing
What did you do today?
I did nothing
What did you learn at school?
I didn't go
Why didn't you go to school?
I don't know

It's cool to know nothing
It's cool to know nothing

Televisions on the blink
There's nothing on it
I really want a really big coat
With words on it
What do you want for tea?
I want crisps
Why don't you join the team?
I just did

Take a look, take a look, take a look.
Take a look at the kids on the street
No they never miss a beat
No they never miss a beat
Never miss a beat
Never miss a
Never miss a beat
Never miss a beat

Here comes the referee
With lights flashing
Best bit of the day
Now that's living
Why don't you run away?
Are you kidding?
What is the golden rule?
Say nothing

 

[Vinnie Vegas]

urgh...


"Never Miss A Beat"

Um, what exactly is "really really bad" about those lyrics?

You might not like the song, but it doesn't make the lyrics laughably bad.

 

[scooterb]

I really want a really big coat
With words on it

What do you want for tea?
I want crisps

Here comes the referee
With lights flashing

You don't think there is anything wrong with that?

 

[Vinnie Vegas]

No, there isn't. I think you've either taken the lyrics too literally, or completely missed the point.

They're a comment on the materialism and anti-intellectualism of the youth today, and 'referee' is just a slang term for police.

"Load up on guns
Bring your friends
Its fun to lose
And to pretend"

It might not be the earth-shattering view-shifter that Smells Like Teen Spirit was, but the sentiment is the same - It's sarcastically attacking the ideas of the youth of it's time.

If you think those lyrics are actually about the lead singer of the Kaiser Chiefs wanting a jacket with words on it and crisps for dinner, then you probably think that the Dead Kennedy's actually wanted to Kill The Poor...

And if your problem is that the lyrics aren't evocative or artful enough, again, it's purposeful - If the song is written from the perspective of standard slack-jawed anti-intellectual teenager, then they're not exactly going to be John Lennon.

I'm not suggesting that Ricky Wilson is the next Dylan, but the lyrics aren't laughably bad, which is what the thread is for.

 

[horj89]

Anything by Lady Gaga.

 

[moistie]

I'm afraid of the dark
Especially when I'm in a park
When there's no one else around
Oh I get the shivers
I don't wanna see a ghost
It's the sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
Watch the evening news

These lyrics by some girl called Des'Ree were voted the worst lyrics of all time in an English poll a couple of years back. It's not hard to see why

That's my pick.

 

[Tailypo]

Look at this photograph
Every time I do it makes me laugh
How did our eyes get so red?
And what the hell is on Joey's head?

Cracking opening.

 

[mcuzzy]

Look at this photograph
Every time I do it makes me laugh
How did our eyes get so red?
And what the hell is on Joey's head?

Cracking opening.

HAHA! never knew those were the words PISSER

 

[omit]

I gotta feeling that tonight's gonna be a good night
that tonight's gonna be a good night
that tonight's gonna be a good good night

I gotta feeling that tonight's gonna be a good night
that tonight's gonna be a good night
that tonight's gonna be a good good night

I gotta feeling that tonight's gonna be a good night
that tonight's gonna be a good night
that tonight's gonna be a good good night
[Feelin/Ohh-whoo)

I gotta feeling that tonight's gonna be a good night
that tonight's gonna be a good night
that tonight's gonna be a good good night

Tonight's the night night
Let's live it up
I got my money
Let's spend it up

Go out and smash it
like Oh My God
Jump off that sofa
Let's get get OFF

I know that we'll have a ball
if we get down
and go out
and just loose it all

I feel stressed out
I wanna let it go
Let's go way out spaced out
and loosing all control

Fill up my cup
Mozoltov
Look at her dancing
just take it off

Lets paint the town
We'll shut it down
Let's burn the roof
and then we'll do it again

Lets Do it (x3)
and live it up

I gotta feeling that tonight's gonna be a good night
that tonight's gonna be a good night
that tonight's gonna be a good good night (x2)


Tonight's the night
let's live it up
I got my money
Lets spend it up

Go out and smash it
Like Oh My God
Jump off that sofa
Lets get get OFF

Fill up my cup (Drink)
Mozolotov (L'chaime)
Look at her dancing (Move it Move it)
Just take it off

Lets paint the town
We'll shut it down
Lets burn the roof
and then we'll do it again

lets do it (x3)
let's live it up

Here we come
here we go
we gotta rock

Easy come
easy go
now we on top

Feel the shot
body rock
Rock it don't stop

Round and round
up and down
around the clock

 

[Rosstickle]

Exhibit A:

"Fergalicious"
(feat. Will.I.Am)

Four, tres, two, uno

Listen up you all, 'cause this is it
The beat that I'm bangin' is delicious

Fergalicious definition make them boys go loco
They want my treasure so they get their pleasures from my photo.
You could see me, you can't squeeze me.
I ain't easy, I ain't sleazy.
I got reasons why I tease 'em.
Boys just come and go like seasons.

Fergalicious (so delicious)
But I ain't promiscuous.
And if you were suspicious,
All that shit is fictitious.
I blow kisses (mmmwwahhh)
That puts them boys on rock, rock.
And they be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno)

So delicious (it's hot, hot)
So delicious (I put them boys on rock, rock)
So delicious (they wanna slice of what I got)
I'm Fergalicious (t-t-t-t-t-tasty, tasty)

Fergalicious def-,
Fergalicious def-,
Fergalicious def- ["def" is echoing]
Fergalicious definition make them boys go crazy.
They always claim they know me,
Comin' to me call me Stacy (Hey, Stacy),
I'm the F to the E, R, G, the I, the E,
And can't no other lady put it down like me.

I'm Fergalicious (so delicious)
My body stay vicious
I be up in the gym just working on my fitness
He's my witness (oh, wee)
I put yo' boy on rock, rock
And he be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno)

So delicious (it's hot, hot)
So delicious (I put them boys on rock, rock)
So delicious (they wanna slice of what I got)
Fergalicious (hold, hold, hold, hold, hold up, check it out)

Baby, baby, baby,
If you really want me,
Honey get some patience.
Maybe then you'll get a taste.
I'll be tasty, tasty,
I'll be laced with lacey.
It's so tasty, tasty,
It'll make you crazy.

T to the A, to the S T Y - girl, you're tasty, T to the A to the S T Y - girl, you're tasty
D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the, hit it Fergie

All the time I turn around brother's gather round always looking at me up and down looking at my (uh)
I just wanna say it now - I ain't trying to round up drama, little mama I don't wanna take your man.
And I know I'm coming off just a little bit conceited and I keep on repeating how the boys wanna eat it.
But I'm tryin' to tell, that I can't be treated like clientele
'Cause they say she...

Delicious (so delicious)
But I ain't promiscuous
And if you were suspicious
All that shit is fictitious
I blow kisses (mmmwwahhh)
That puts them boys on rock, rock
And they be lining down the block just to watch what I got (got, got, got)

Four, tres, two, uno.
My body stay vicious,
I be up in the gym just working on my fitness,
He's my witness (oh, wee).
I put yo' boy on rock, rock,
And he be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno)

So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
I'm Fergalicious, t-t-t-t-t tasty, tasty
It's so delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
I'm Fergalicious, t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t (aye, aye, aye, aye)

T to the A, to the S T Y - girl, you're tasty. T to the A, to the S T Y - girl, you're tasty
T to the A, to the S T Y - girl, you're tasty. T to the A, to the, to the (four, tres, two, uno)
D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the, E to the, L I C I O U S, to the
D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the (four, tres, two, uno)

T to the A, to the S T Y - girl, you're tasty. T to the A, to the S T Y - girl, you're tasty
T to the A, to the S T Y - girl, you're tasty. T to the A, to the, four, tres, two, uno
D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the
D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the.....

Exhibit B:

"London Bridge"

Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit.
Are you ready for this?
Oh, shit!
Oh!

It's me
Fergie
The pen
Polo!
Fergie Ferg, what's up baby?!
Come on

When I come to the clubs, step aside (Oh, shit)
Part the seas, don't be having me in the line (Oh, shit)
V.I.P 'cause you know I gotta shine (Oh, shit)
I'm Fergie Ferg
And me love you long time (Oh shit)

All my girls get down on the floor (Oh, shit)
Back to back drop it down real low (Oh, shit)
I'm such a lady but I'm dancing like a ho (Oh, shit)
'cause you know I don't give a **** so here we go! (Oh shit)

[Chorus (x2):]
How come every time you come around
My London London Bridge want to go down
Like London London London wanna go down
Like London London London be going down like

The drinks start pouring
And my speech start slurring
Everybody start looking real good (Oh, shit)

The Grey Goose got your girl feeling loose
Now I'm wishing that I didn't wear these shoes (I hate heels)
It's like every time I get up on the dude
Paparazzi put my business in the news
And I'm like get up out my face (oh, shit)
'fore I turn around and spray your ass with mace (oh, shit)
My lips make you wanna have a taste (oh, shit)
You got that? I got the bass (Uh)

[Chorus x2]

Ah, da, da, da, da, doo, doo, doo, doo
[Speech:]
Me like a bullet type, you know they comin' right
Fergie love em' long time
My girls support right?

Ah, da, da, da, da, doo, doo, doo, doo
Doo, doo, doo, doo
Ah, da, da, da, da, doo, doo, doo, doo

[Speech:]
Me like a bullet type, you know they comin' right
Fergie love em' long time
My girls support right?

Another A.T.L.
Cali collabo
Fergie and Polo

When I come to the clubs, step aside (Oh, shit)
Part the seas, don't be having me in the line (Oh, shit)
V.I.P because you know I gotta shine (Oh, shit)
I'm Fergie Ferg
And me love you long time (Oh, shit)

All my girls get down on the floor (Oh, shit)
Back to back drop it down real low (Oh, shit)
I'm such a lady but I'm dancing like a ho (Oh, shit)
'cause you know I don't give a **** so here we go! (Oh, shit)

[Chorus x2]

Shittin' all over the world
**** you bitches!


And i'll throw in some Limp Bizkit for good measure:

"Hot Dog"

Ladies and gentlemen!
Introducing the Chocolate Starfish!
and the Hotdog Flavored Water
Bring it on!
Get the **** up!
Yeah!
Check, one, two

Listen up, listen up!
Here we go
It's a ****ed up world
A ****ed up place
Everybody's judged by their ****ed up face
****ed up dreams
****ed up life
A ****ed up kid
With a ****ed up knife
****ed up moms
And ****ed up dads
It's a ****ed up a cop
With a ****ed up badge
****ed up job
With ****ed up pay
And a ****ed up boss
Is a ****ed up pain
****ed up press
And ****ed up lies
Well, Lethal's in the back
With the fact of the fires

Hey, it's on
Everybody knows it's on
Hey, it's on
Everybody knows it's on

Ain't it a shame that you can't say "****"
****'s just a word
And it's all ****ed up
Like a ****ed up punk
With a ****ed up mouth
A nine inch nail
I'll get knocked the **** out
****ed up aids
From ****ed up sex
Fake ass t***ies
On a ****ed up chest
We're all ****ed up
So whatcha wanna do?
We ****ed up me
And ****ed up you

You wanna **** me like an animal
You'd like to burn me on the inside
You like to think that I'm a perfect drug
Just know that nothing you do
Will bring you closer to me

Ain't life a bitch?
A ****ed up bitch
A ****ed up sore with a ****ed up stitch
A ****ed up head
Is a ****ed up shame
Swinging on my nuts
Is a ****ed up game
Jealousy filling up a ****ed up mind
It's real ****ed up
Like a ****ed up crime
If I say "****", two more times
That's forty six "****s" in this ****ed up rhyme

It's on
Everybody knows it's on
Hey, it's on
Everybody knows it's on

You wanna **** me like an animal
You'd like to burn me on the inside
You like to think that I'm a perfect drug
Just know that nothing you do
Will bring you closer to me

Hooo Haaa Haaaw!
Listen up baby
You.. can't.. bring.. me.. (bring me).. down
I.. don't.. think.. so
I don't want some
You.. better.. check.. your.. (check it).. self
Before.. you.. wreck.. your.. self
Kiss.. my.. star.. fish
My.. choco.. late.. Starfish.. punk
Kiss.. my.. star.. fish
My.. choco.. late.. Starfish.. punk

You wanna **** me like an animal
You'd like to burn me on the inside
You like to think that I'm a perfect drug
Just know that nothing you do
Will bring you closer to me

The bolded bits are particularly bad. Who the **** (sorry, it's contagious) is he trying to impress? 10 year olds? Who says you cant say **** Fred Durst? Your mum. God he sucks worse than anything I've ever heard.

 

[Rosstickle]

Oh and I forgot:


"I ain't no holaback girl"



That shit is bananas