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This weekend, our dear friend to and teammate or ex-teammate of so many, Quivorir, registers game number 300 in the Sweet FA. A wonderful achievement from a poster who has played for five Sweet FA clubs (who knew that Quiv once played a single game for the Swamprats?).

Let's hear from Quiv's dear, dear friend pantskyle:

Quivorir, wow, where to start.

At the start. Websters dictionary defines a 'Quivorir' as being something a name randomizer comes up with.

An extremely strong start from our friend pants. After all, who here can reasonably say they have a strong grasp on how you pronounce "Quivorir" or, indeed, what it means?

Quiv in some circles is known as a walking meme, Quiv in the Sweet FA is known for being a meme. The story started 299 games ago when Deddy brought him into our world and our hearts. RIP Deddy. During his illustrious career, up until this milestone 300th he has been able to enter Sweet FA folklore for two extremely important events in our leagues history, the first one is begging for many days, months, maybe even seasons to be allowed to finally captain a side, an honour bestowed upon him of which he very quickly failed at and chucked in...

Indeed, Quiv was captain at the Gumbies in Seasons 22 and 23. As those who were around at the time would recall, the Gumbies through these seasons were an absolute POWERHOUSE. Just an unbelievably strong and active side.*

... the second of course was being so sick to death of the rules and regulations in our league that he decided to form a breakaway competition/website called reasonablysizedfooty, the aim was to bring over many Sweet FA participants to cripple what we have, some joined just to see what all the fuss was about, after one week everyone became bored with it and all things returned to normal, except reasonablysizedfooty which got taken over by Bots. To this moment we still remember and laugh about it.

But we've MADE IT. After all the successes and tribulations, and after all the hilarity of reasonablysizedfooty, Quiv is here for game 300, and is absolutely, uneQUIV(ha ha!)ocally the MOST ACTIVE AND ENGAGED version of Quiv the league has ever seen. Our dear friend pantsykle will no doubt have some lovely things to say:

I do not know if Quiv has achieved anything of note in the league that could be claimed but it is quite an achievement in itself that he has made it to 300 games whilst doing fu** all for long periods, so I the self proclaimed greatest ever SFA'er salute Quiv my darling friend and I tip my fedora to him.

God bless.

Oh.

Well, at least check out these excellent statistics and achievements. Remarkable! Incredible! Astounding! And that's just the reliability of Hate (thank you for the stats).

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	Quivorir
GMS	299
Club(s)	SCS (1), GCR (17), LVB (63), GUM (88), DEM (130)
HO	302
K	2079
M	648
HB	1776
T	502
FF	248
FA	220
G	337
B	192
D	3855
DT	15845
MM	66
W-D-L	142-4-153

x3 All-SFA Selections (S19-20, 23)
Gumbies FFC Captain (S22-23)
Gumbies FFC Leading Goalkicker (S24)
Las Vegas Bears Leading Goalkicker (S19, 20)

Highest DreamTeam Points:
154 DT Points - Season 23, Round 17 - (Gumbies FFC) vs. Fighting Furies
100+ DreamTeam Points:
x15 occasions
Highest Disposals:
35 Disposals - x2 occasions
20+ Disposals:
x61 occasions
Highest Goals:
9 Goals - Season 19, Round 06 - (Las Vegas Bears) vs. Coney Island Warriors
5+ Goals:
x16 occasions
Highest Tackles:
16 Tackles - Season 23, Round 17 - (Gumbies FFC) vs. Fighting Furies
Highest HitOuts:
22 HitOuts - x2 occasions

Captains, please tag ever single poster on your list so that they can appropriately celebrate Quivorir in this thread. Every. Single. One.

*lol

 

[Marlowe]

God bless you.

 

[Pugsley]

Sorry, I don't speak Bolshevik.

 

[pantskyle]

A true player of the league.

 

[Cadsky]

Good on ya Quivorir

I'm glad we're the team that get to make you suffer on your big day

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Congratulations Quivorir, I love you on a deeper level than most others here.

 

[Cadsky]

Congratulations Quivorir, I love you on a deeper level than most others here.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

In fairness to Quivorir he's probably my dearest friend even though we've been separated by coronavirus and young children and we haven't laid eyes one each other in over a year.

 

[Cadsky]

In fairness to Quivorir he's probably my dearest friend even though we've been separated by coronavirus and young children and we haven't laid eyes one each other in over a year.

And you havn't got him to the royals yet? Your powers of persuasion are lacking

 

[pantskyle]

In fairness to Quivorir he's probably my dearest friend even though we've been separated by coronavirus and young children and we haven't laid eyes one each other in over a year.

Wow.

 

[Hate]

I know I am a bit late, but congratulations on the 1,000,000th post, Quivorir.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

And you havn't got him to the royals yet? Your powers of persuasion are lacking

Our bond is in him endlessly rejecting me here.

Wow.

*not a brother

 

[Test Tickle]

Congrats Quivorir

 

[Dav]

A true player of the league.

He was one of the players of all time.

 

[Hate]

Jan 6, 2016 - Las Vegas Bears submit squad with Quivorir.
April 19, 2016 - Las Vegas Bears delist Quivorir
April 20, 2016 - Sin City Swamprats sign Quivorir
April 25, 2016 - Sin City Swamprats delist Quivorir
April 27, 2016 - Gumbies FFC (Wolves) sign Quivorir

Such rollercoaster. Good times.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Jan 6, 2016 - Las Vegas Bears submit squad with Quivorir.
April 19, 2016 - Las Vegas Bears delist Quivorir
April 20, 2016 - Sin City Swamprats sign Quivorir
April 25, 2016 - Sin City Swamprats delist Quivorir
April 27, 2016 - Gumbies FFC (Wolves) sign Quivorir

Such rollercoaster. Good times.

Almost five years ago is crazy.

 

[Hate]

Almost five years ago is crazy.

 

[Yakker]

Grats Quivvy

I love you nearly as much as Filthy but more than Pants

 

[GremioPower]

I need to confess something relevant, probably, just to me:

Quivorir reminds me of "que vou rir", which means "that I'm going to laugh" in Portuguese.

 

[pantskyle]

I need to confess something relevant, probably, just to me:

Quivorir reminds me of "que vou rir", which means "that I'm going to laugh" in Portuguese.

Fairly apt description of Quiv.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Congratulation.

 

[Agent93]

Captains, please tag ever single poster on your list so that they can appropriately celebrate @Quivorir in this thread. Every. Single. One.

Hawks:
PMBangers Biggie Itsmyshow larrikin Hate Golumless NinjaSwan jackenny Drunkgoliath 11kgm Zoops SM TY24 PhenomenalV1 andleanback eth-dog Shermy por_please_ya Red mist Chipmunk jusjoshin Milera2Betts

You too can linger on a list if you try enough.

 

[Golumless]

I'm more shocked that Quivorir is still here?

This is like a less cruel Juggs 300.

 

[Agent93]

I'm more shocked that Quivorir is still here?

This is like a less cruel Juggs 300.

Did Juggs make 300?

 

[SM]

I hope to someday enjoy a beer with this fine fellow. Maybe followed by a double shot espresso.