Universal Love Richmond Haiku

[jesterx]

oh no haiku threads
we have hit rock bottom now
off season sucks balls

 

[TigerTime_89]

Can people count?

I counted 5,7,6.

Last line has 6.

Final siren sounds...

Yes for his playtime!

Doesn’t middle have 8?

Okay, you are all right.
Still like my work though.
Forgive me, I am a stubborn piece of work, took me a day to come to realisation that I was wrong. LOL.

 

[HTT]

Can I phone a friend
We bask in Richmond’s glory
Sent from my iPhone

Much better

 

[Mr Unbelievable]

The Tigers reset,
Next season will bring hunger,
To bring one more cup

 

[tigertigertiger]

We are still rated

Even though last year no

They fear us still

 

[Royce Hafey]

Can I phone a friend
We bask in Richmond’s glory


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Can you phone a friend?
We bask in Richmond's glory.
Why do you need to?

 

[Royce Hafey]

It is far better
To win a real grand final
Than lose a prelim

 

[Royce Hafey]

With Lynch in our team
Beneath two mighty mountains
Our dwarfs will harvest

 

[TJTIGER]

I'd like to Haiku.
If only I knew how to.
I'm on my bike now....
.........

 

[Grockadoc]

Pies have injuries.
Don't let it distract you guys.
Moral Premiers.

 

[Vikingnz]

Lynch, Riewoldt, Caddy,
Martin, Butler, Rioli
Castagna, Higgins

(Goalkicking order next year)

 

[Grockadoc]

Worst team since Fitzroy.
Win flag seven years later.
Eat a dick haters.

 

[roacheee]

Jane Bunn is so hot (5)
Her curves are so delightful (7)
6.50 my play time (5)

six fif tee my play time
that's six syllables champ

 

[roacheee]

To say what you mean
In seventeen syllables
Is very diffic...

is very hard yes

 

[TigerTime_89]

six fif tee my play time
that's six syllables champ

Yeah, I know.
I used a syllable maker website.
Obviously it got it wrong.

 

[roacheee]

to be a haiku
there must be a cutting word
not a numbers game

 

[Barry_Badrinath]

Oi Broady ya lad
Snap some more pics of mint cans
And post on Twitter

 

[Tzatziki_Man]

10 is really good
11 is absolutely great
12 is ****ing ace