Rivkin!

[tashibatts]

Rivkin collapsed in his cell in his first weekend in Jail and has gone to hospital..

Go Roos

 

[DaveW]

He's faking it...

 

[M29]

He slipped on the soap.

 

[Darky]

Originally posted by DaveW
He's faking it...

My first reaction too, but a news report I read today stated that he passed out and fell off the chair he was sitting on (during a cell inspection) and was rendered unconscious.

Apparently he'd vowed to consume nothing but water during his weekend spells. I speak from experience when I say fat c*nts don't last long on water alone.

 

[myee8]

Passed out during a cell inspection? Hmmmm. What is with these weekend detentions? Seems like one sentence for the rich, another for the poor.

 

[CharlieG]

If he faked it (odds on he did), he should have his sentence upgraded from 35 weekends to 35 weeks.

 

[Fall Out Boy]

Collapsed yet doctors couldn't find a thing wrong with him.

 

[Unwritten_Law]

Is he in solitary confinement?

Maybe he couldn't stop the bleeding

 

[mellowyellow]

Poor old Rivkin maybe the decor is to minimalist for his ostentatious lifesyle.

Hows the view fat boy.

 

[mantis]

On the news today, they said he had a panic attack, IE: he is trying to use this as an excuse to getting out of being jailed.

Put him in fulltime, then let's see how he goes, none of this mamby pamby weekend stuff.