Round 11 Slaps & Sledges

[Deestroy]

Slaps

Read: Proved his critics wrong, so ****ing much better than Godfrey.

Carroll: Continues to impress at fullback.

Holland: Played well above himself, a useful backup for the big forwards.

Yze: Does nothing for a half then coomes out and kicks 4.

Pickett: So damn good.

Davey: See Pickett

Rivers: Adds so much class to our backline.

White: Killed Fraser.

Sledges

Godfrey: Just rubbish.

Robertson: I have no idea why the players kept kicking it to him. Completely and totally owned by Clement.

Bell: Poor game, if it was him on Didak in the 1st quarter what the hell was he thinking... never went near him.

 

[Major Colvin]

Slaps

(Deep breath) there's a few!!

Johnstone - now one of the premier midfielders in the league

Bruce - Mr. Versatility

Read - great game. Keep it up!

Bate - the next Simon Goodwin

Bartram - how bloody good is this kid. Pick 60, 18 years young. Stood up on the big stage.

Yze - chipped in nicely

Carroll - Goodbye Nicho...

Rivers - Almost our most important player. showed why today

Davey - magic!

Sledges

Godfrey - you are by far the weakest link. Goodbye.

Robbo - not fit at the moment and got towelled up today.

Bell - he might struggle to get a gig again this year.

and by far.....

UMPIRING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Disgusting cheats. It really worries me what could have happened had the result been closer.

 

[StingaArmstrong]

Can pretty much give a slap to the whole, apart from Godfrey and Bell who struggled a bit early.

In fairness to Robbo, our kicking to him was pathetic, continually kicked over his head, making it easy for Clement. When it was kicked to his advantage he took the mark in the 1st quarter.

 

[AllStar7]

In fairness to Robbo, our kicking to him was pathetic, continually kicked over his head, making it easy for Clement. When it was kicked to his advantage he took the mark in the 1st quarter.

Agreed. Also the fact that Clement was allowed to rape him for the entire game, did not help. He pushed and shoved and held onto him for pretty much 3 quarters.


Slaps:

Carroll- when did he learn to dispose of the ball creatively?

Rivers- Coleman medal chance

Dutchy- the great man did a wonderful job, and did not stuff up once

Bruce- yeah he's alright

Bate- love his attack on the ball and the fact that he just runs with it

Bartram- the new Junior?

Junior-

Picket + Davey- brilliant

Travis- superb

and finally, our rucks. Well done for crapping all over Josh "I'm a big ****er" Fraser. Jamar's taps are just excellent, and to see him run down the wing and take possession was almost as odd as seeing Dutchy do it.


As for Slaps...
The umpires deserve more than just a slap. Lets leave it at that

 

[goDees22]

Slaps
Johnstone - Always tears them a new arse.
Bruce - Swapping CHB and onball, absolutely killed Tarrant
Read - Didn't even give away a free i dont think
Bate - Doesn't mind taking a tackle and dishing off. Great goal too
McDonald - Clearances left right and centre
The brotherhood - Davey and Pickett, both love a long run, well done
Carroll - Loving him this year
Rivers - Again great. Loved the goals, the ultimate insult to the oppo
Yze - Freak goal. He has kicked some rippers over the years, that was right up there
Our forwardline - How many options do we have. Rivers for AA CHF!
Josh Fraser - Thanks for the sendoff you arrogant prick you were 4 goals down and didn't look like it, Whitey and Jamar absolutely smashed you, you are a dud, the only way u win a tap is when its a crap bounce that falls onto your hand.
Sledges
Robbo - or the kicking in to him, both were ordinary
Godders - enough said
Umps - Disgrace. Sacked