Roy & HG

slyolddog · Oct 10, 2003

Why oh why do Channel 7 inflict us with these two unfunny turds everytime there is a sporting event on?

mellowyellow · Oct 10, 2003

There not everyones cup of tea but i must admit that i like them.
Will watch there slant on the world cup later this evening.

Milkman · Oct 10, 2003

I think their interviews are usually very funny.

ozzult · Oct 10, 2003

Originally posted by slyolddog
Why oh why do Channel 7 inflict us with these two unfunny turds everytime there is a sporting event on?

Don't watch it splithead!

They are funny bastards.

roosforever · Oct 10, 2003

Originally posted by slyolddog
Why oh why do Channel 7 inflict us with these two unfunny turds everytime there is a sporting event on?

I personally dont like them for any sport apart from rugby as they can make that dull boring sport slightly entertaining.
I know a lot of people who think they are funny.
These days though who would want to be a sports commentator at 7 when all the action is at 9 and 10 that is probably the reason why they are on so much.

Bomber Spirit · Oct 10, 2003

Re: Re: Roy & HG

Originally posted by roosforever
I personally dont like them for any sport apart from rugby as they can make that dull boring sport slightly entertaining.

What about Greco-Roman wrestling?

I've been a Roy & HG fan for years. They're great - always make me laugh.

Blues4Life · Oct 10, 2003

Roy and HG are the greatest, I always look foward to major sporting events largely because they'll be involved.

Don't watch it if you don't like it, it'll probably be on late at night (not sure on times but they usually are) so if you think it's so crap then watch something else or got to sleep!

Altum Volantes · Oct 10, 2003

When the guys get cranking on one of those big LOUD RANTS, its one of the very best comedy routines Australia has.

Laugh out loud stuff.

Brissygal · Oct 10, 2003

I loved their call of the gymnastics - the battered sav - classic

Bomber12 · Oct 10, 2003

Originally posted by Brissygal
I loved their call of the gymnastics - the battered sav - classic

haha remember that moment!!, i just absolutely love their sarcasm. Roy and H G are pure gold

Blues4Life · Oct 10, 2003

"Hello boys"
"Opens the door, closes the door"
"Bangs the sav down"

Professional · Oct 10, 2003

Originally posted by Blues4Life
"Hello boys"
"Opens the door, closes the door"
"Bangs the sav down"

'Crazy Date' was a good one too.
Roy & HG's show will be the only exciting thing about the boofhead cup.

McAlmanac · Oct 10, 2003

They are gold.

I left the MCG behind HG after the Collingwood v Brisbane game late in the minor round and he had a Collingwood member baseball cap on.

I thought he was a Carlton man (have seen him with his family after Carlton games).

catattack · Oct 10, 2003

They're classics!

Let 'em go. If you don't like them, well just change the channel!

Destructive · Oct 11, 2003

Re: Re: Re: Roy & HG

Originally posted by Bomber Spirit
What about Greco-Roman wrestling?
I've been a Roy & HG fan for years. They're great - always make me laugh.

Me too. If fact Bomber Spirit put me on them years ago. They are very funny especially when they are calling the Rugby League State of Origin and both the Rugby League and AFL grand finals.

They crack me up.

pinkus maximus · Oct 11, 2003

Rampaging Roy Slaven is an absolute legend. There commentary of sporting events are better than the real commentators.

Hello boys
Battered sav
Dutch wink

Classic

St-KriS · Oct 11, 2003

Re: Re: Re: Re: Roy & HG

Originally posted by Destructive
Me too. If fact Bomber Spirit put me on them years ago. They are very funny especially when they are calling the Rugby League State of Origin and both the Rugby League and AFL grand finals.

They crack me up.

I love listening to them commentate league. Its the only time I'll watch a match when they're broadcasting on JJJ.

"Everybody's talking Tate!"

Bloods · Oct 11, 2003

Originally posted by Blues4Life
"Hello boys"
"Opens the door, closes the door"
"Bangs the sav down"

"Flat Bag"
"The Date Spray"

These blokes are the funnist blokes in the country. Anyone who doesn't like them, has one woeful sense of humour. They're making this world cup worthwhile watching.

slyolddog · Oct 12, 2003

Originally posted by Bloods
These blokes are the funnist blokes in the country.

About as funny as a fart in an elevator

Bloods · Oct 13, 2003

Originally posted by slyolddog
About as funny as a fart in an elevator

You're an idiot. One ****house sense of humour you have obviously.

pazza · Oct 13, 2003

Class acts.

Lidge · Oct 13, 2003

Originally posted by slyolddog
Why oh why do Channel 7 inflict us with these two unfunny turds everytime there is a sporting event on?

Well don't watch it.

...and I guess you actually think the footy show is funny. (just a gut feeling)

Korn · Oct 14, 2003

so which night of the week are they on??

pazza · Oct 14, 2003

Get a hold of your TV Guide Korn and look for their Rugby World Cup show "The Cream"

Joel · Oct 14, 2003

Sorry, but I just can't find Roy and HG funny. I find their shows dead boring, and I can't understand how they make it on TV.

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