Roast #SackMascot

[RunningBounce]

Sack Stripes. That prick has been malingering with that same bandage on the same leg for years. Either it's better by now or his ****ing faking it.

 

[aislegi]

That hovercraft is ******* hilarious! And not nearly as funny as the Carlton Ring.

To top that, we'd need 20 minutes of stand-up comedy before every game.

I don't know how anyone could complain about a lack of comedy at our games

 

[djspank]

Exactly, Dimma does a great routine in his post match media conference!

Was watching Struggle street last night on SBS, Stripes had really sunk to a new low, addicted to ice and has lost all his money betting on Richmond games. Centerlink won't give him any money as he is a citizen of Africa (the jungle) and is here illegally.

At this rate he will have to turn to prostitution.

 

[Tiger7374]

What about Pain and Panic from Hercules? Love those two...can't even screw up properly!

Alternatively, Seymour and Orson...some of you out there will remember...

 

[aislegi]

At this rate he will have to turn to prostitution.

 

[djspank]

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Haha, gold!

 

[Tigerland]

Nude cheerleaders would significantly swell crowd numbers (and other things)

Scratching my head for a name... the 'pussies' perhaps