Not good enough Melbourne. I was very optimistic about our chances this year, but if we keep up the form we showed today, then we can welcome Colin Sylvia Mk II to the club in November.
Anyway, I'll give a comment on all 22 players who were wearing the Red and Blue today:
Heffernan: Disgraceful. Lazy. Soft. Will probably keep his spot but MUST LIFT. 1/10.
Bizzell: Good old Biz, once again he was amongst our best. 7/10.
Holland: Ordinary debut... although he did set up a couple of goals. 2/10.
Thompson: So-So. Still needs to lift. 5/10.
Miller: Good. He needs to improve is disposal, but was certainly one of our better players today. 6.5/10
Nicholson: Oh dear. What a hack! Has to be dropped for next weeks match, but will probably play on Big Richo. Watch us lose by 60 points if this happens. 0/10.
Neitz: Ineffective. 2/10.
Ward: Disappointing. Was hard at the pill, but not one of his better games for the Demons. 4/10.
Jolly: Crap. Did a couple of nice things but was soundly beaten by Everitt in the ruck. 2/10.
Yze: Our best player by that far it's just not funny. Superstar. 9/10.
Johnstone: Got a lot of his possessions in garbage time, but was one of our better players. 6/10.
Green: Certainly wasn't our worst, but I expected more. Couldn't get near it on the wing. 5/10.
McDonald: Very poor. If Read shows anything for Sandy tomorrow... Junior must go. 2/10.
Robertson: Ordinary. Had an OK last quarter but had a rather forgettable day on the whole. 3.5/10.
Brown: Decent. Very couragous. 6.5/10.
Williams: As he is ND's lovechilds he won't be dropped, but how long can we keep this pretender in the side for? 1.5/10.
Rivers: Excellent. Probably our best player behind Yze and Davey. He'll be a star in defence for the next 10 years. I guarentee it. 7.5/10.
Godfrey: So-so. Kicked 2 goals, but made a few costly mistakes. 5/10.
Wheatley: Encouraging. 18 possessions is a good return. Well done Wheatley. 5.5/10.
White: ****house. Got smashed in the ruck and was far too slow around the ground. LIFT WHITEY!!!
Davey: What a great debut! Thanks to North Melbourne and 14 other clubs for overlooking this marvel. Our best player behind Yze. 8/10.
Whelan: A typical Whelan game. Very overrated by Demon fans. 3/10.
Anyway, I'll give a comment on all 22 players who were wearing the Red and Blue today:
Heffernan: Disgraceful. Lazy. Soft. Will probably keep his spot but MUST LIFT. 1/10.
Bizzell: Good old Biz, once again he was amongst our best. 7/10.
Holland: Ordinary debut... although he did set up a couple of goals. 2/10.
Thompson: So-So. Still needs to lift. 5/10.
Miller: Good. He needs to improve is disposal, but was certainly one of our better players today. 6.5/10
Nicholson: Oh dear. What a hack! Has to be dropped for next weeks match, but will probably play on Big Richo. Watch us lose by 60 points if this happens. 0/10.
Neitz: Ineffective. 2/10.
Ward: Disappointing. Was hard at the pill, but not one of his better games for the Demons. 4/10.
Jolly: Crap. Did a couple of nice things but was soundly beaten by Everitt in the ruck. 2/10.
Yze: Our best player by that far it's just not funny. Superstar. 9/10.
Johnstone: Got a lot of his possessions in garbage time, but was one of our better players. 6/10.
Green: Certainly wasn't our worst, but I expected more. Couldn't get near it on the wing. 5/10.
McDonald: Very poor. If Read shows anything for Sandy tomorrow... Junior must go. 2/10.
Robertson: Ordinary. Had an OK last quarter but had a rather forgettable day on the whole. 3.5/10.
Brown: Decent. Very couragous. 6.5/10.
Williams: As he is ND's lovechilds he won't be dropped, but how long can we keep this pretender in the side for? 1.5/10.
Rivers: Excellent. Probably our best player behind Yze and Davey. He'll be a star in defence for the next 10 years. I guarentee it. 7.5/10.
Godfrey: So-so. Kicked 2 goals, but made a few costly mistakes. 5/10.
Wheatley: Encouraging. 18 possessions is a good return. Well done Wheatley. 5.5/10.
White: ****house. Got smashed in the ruck and was far too slow around the ground. LIFT WHITEY!!!

Davey: What a great debut! Thanks to North Melbourne and 14 other clubs for overlooking this marvel. Our best player behind Yze. 8/10.
Whelan: A typical Whelan game. Very overrated by Demon fans. 3/10.





