Sarcastic one-liners

[Marissa16]

Hey guys,

They made me laugh so I thought perhaps they would make u guys laugh too, here are a few!

1. Who are these kids and why are they calling me mum?
2. Noth the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?
3. I pretend to work, they pretend to pay me.
4. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
5. Does this condom make me look fat?
6. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
7. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead!
8. Are those your eye balls? I found them in my cleavage.
9. I'm not as dumb as you look.
10. When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.

And there are more...

 

[blues^rock]

if i threw you a bone, would you run after it and never come back?

 

[Marissa16]

Originally posted by blues^rock
if i threw you a bone, would you run after it and never come back?

ehehehe! I like it!

 

[Still Crowing]

It's perfume, must you marinate in it?
Well, I must be fly paper for idiots today.
I said I wanted a job, turns out I just wanted a paycheck.
Nice comeback, but if I wanted my cumback, I'd scrape it off your mum's back.

 

[TheFoxhat]

You've got a head on ya like a kicked in custard tart .
You've got an @sshole on top on ya shoulders big enough to wash 2 dog's in
Show us ya inner beauty coz if ya in her - beauty!!!

You started off with nothing & still have most of it left.

And if you can't remember anybody's name just call them
Knackers or Elvis.

 

[Nic]

Originally posted by Still Crowing
I said I wanted a job, turns out I just wanted a paycheck.

Tee hee. That's me.