Off-topic ENGLAND ARE s**t, Smith can GAGF

[Starburns_]

This is Bay Cricket Part 2. It is closed.

Bay Cricket continued in Part 3:

https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/bay-cricket-pt-3-england-are-s**t-smith-can-gagf.1189467/

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New thread, same rules. Don't be a D/H, don't cry about T20, and if you get too West Horsham or make me do some actual modding, you're gawn.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

YIPPEE!!!

 

[JoseMourinho]

YIPPEE!!!

Devastating news, Brad McNamara.... gone.

 

[hawkman]

Sri Lanka are terrible. Even the West Indies would put up more of a challenge

 

[Alfred_]

Rangana Herath is ripping through the Australian top order, he has 3 and we're 4/70.

 

[Austin_McCrabbs]

Rangana Herath is ripping through the Australian top order, he has 3 and we're 4/70.

Plugger35 dat you?

 

[KardiniaPark]

I can't even watch this s**t. That fat campaigner is bowling pies and getting wickets ffs

 

[GWBogan]

Don't fret, brahs. The GOAT is still in.

 

[Alfred_]

Plugger35 dat you?

Hey I wasn't celebrating it.

 

[JoseMourinho]

We still have the Pride of WA, Adam Voges in!

 

[Austin_McCrabbs]

We still have the Pride of WA, Adam Voges in!

You could use him at Free-o

 

[Gray Day]

We still have the Pride of WA, Adam Voges in!

lol Darsh

 

[hawkman]

We still have the Pride of WA, Adam Voges in!

Not any more

 

[GWBogan]

That's pretty shite to be only 86 runs in front. Voges the pick of the batsmen yet again. Is there anything he can't do?

 

[IanW]

Dear ACB campaigners,

You may have noticed a lack of anything other than stupidly batsman-friendly pitches in Australia.

You may also have noticed that Australian spin bowlers are shite, and Australian batsmen are crap against spin.

These fact are related.

The solutions to this are

(a) Send Australian B-teams to tour places like Bangladesh and Sri Lanka, so players get experience in unfamiliar conditions,

(b) Make the SCG spin-friendly again, or

(c) Refuse to tour anywhere the ball turns.

I am confident you will pick option C.

Yours faithfully,

A Cricket Fan

 

[weekend at bernies]

Dear ACB campaigners,

You may have noticed a lack of anything other than stupidly batsman-friendly pitches in Australia.

You may also have noticed that Australian spin bowlers are shite, and Australian batsmen are crap against spin.

These fact are related.

The solutions to this are

(a) Send Australian B-teams to tour places like Bangladesh and Sri Lanka, so players get experience in unfamiliar conditions,

(b) Make the SCG spin-friendly again, or

(c) Refuse to tour anywhere the ball turns.

I am confident you will pick option C.

Yours faithfully,

A Cricket Fan

(d) Refuse to play anywhere the ball swings.

 

[hawkman]

What is the point of playing Marsh if he isn't going to bowl?
Lead is starting to get dangerous

 

[JoseMourinho]

#mitchmarshbowlingwatch

 

[Plugger35]

Even Warner and Voges have bowled overs ahead of Marsh.

 

[FootyGeek]

Brendan Julian: "Should have put the lights on"
Local Commentator: "Not all venues have lights for this test series so it was decided to not use them for the first test and the series"
BJ: "You should install lights in all your venues"
Local Commentator: "I'd be very careful with what you say around here"
BJ: *crickets*

 

[RedVest4]

I think we are ****ed. Aus Cricket team = West Coast Eagles. Shithouse when the heat is on.

 

[Bont2Bruce]

I think we are stuffed. Aus Cricket team = West Coast Eagles. Shithouse when the heat is on.

Was always going to happen when they didn't select any Victorians.

 

[hawkman]

I think we are stuffed. Aus Cricket team = West Coast Eagles. Shithouse when the heat is on.

Started like Norf did this season, finishing like Norf are this season

 

[boondy]

That's pretty shite to be only 86 runs in front. Voges the pick of the batsmen yet again. Is there anything he can't do?

Category b rookie for Norf . hang on yes he can

 

[Alfred_]

Can't bowl out the tail, nothing has changed. s**t truck bowlers