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A mate from work reckons he is god's gift to women, that they are lining up for him and that hes had over 20 *ahems* and he is only 21. He was laughing about how his mates get all his scraps then just before i found out my friend who has been going on and on about some guy for ages well he was actually on my msn list and was trying to pick me up a short time ago. Found it quite funny. Do u think its funny when friends do this to you not to mention pathetic?
 
Originally posted by Spidergirl~RiCkChiCk
A mate from work reckons he is god's gift to women, that they are lining up for him and that hes had over 20 *ahems* and he is only 21. He was laughing about how his mates get all his scraps then just before i found out my friend who has been going on and on about this guy for ages well he was actually on my msn list and was trying to pick me up a short time ago. Found it quite funny. Do u think its funny when friends do this to you not to mention pathetic?
Do you ever write posts without mentioning guys that are *allegedly* trying to pick you up? It's not like you're anything to look at.
 
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Originally posted by Spidergirl~RiCkChiCk
guys would pick up anything even an ugly fat size 18 girl like me

You gained that much weight hey Spidey.

I must admit you do fall in love with the sight of yourself in the mirror. :p
 

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Originally posted by Spidergirl~RiCkChiCk
A mate from work reckons he is god's gift to women, that they are lining up for him and that hes had over 20 *ahems* and he is only 21.

20 at 21? Tell him you're not interested in amateurs. That should get his ghost to ****.

Never give him a real number that he needs to reach to be 'seasoned.' He won't shut up until he grows up some, but you can take pleasure in watching him frantically increase his fictitious numbers rather than simply being annoyed by it.

Second, he'll leave you alone, because he knows 20 is already a bogus inflated score. If he thinks you don't find that experienced, he won't have the self-confidence to try you out with his real number - which probably can be counted on his fist.

Glad to help as always,
 
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Originally posted by Mooster7
20 at 21? Tell him you're not interested in amateurs. That should get his ghost to ****.

Never give him a real number that he needs to reach to be 'seasoned.' He won't shut up until he grows up some, but you can take pleasure in watching him frantically increase his fictitious numbers rather than simply being annoyed by it.

Second, he'll leave you alone, because he knows 20 is already a bogus inflated score. If he thinks you don't find that experienced, he won't have the self-confidence to try you out with his real number - which probably can be counted on his fist.

Glad to help as always,

Hehe nah i dont think he is trying anything like that was just sayin how we were laughing at people who never seem to be able to find their own friends/pick ups its always gotta be one of someone elses rejects!
 
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Originally posted by Spidergirl~RiCkChiCk
Hehe nah i dont think he is trying anything like that was just sayin how we were laughing at people who never seem to be able to find their own friends/pick ups its always gotta be one of someone elses rejects!

But Spidey, you know the saying:

"One man's trash is another man's treasure"
 
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Originally posted by Spidergirl~RiCkChiCk
/pick ups its always gotta be one of someone elses rejects!

Picking up other's rejects can be a good thing. I had a reject who got my house and nearly everything I owned. The guy that picked her up was set pretty well afterward.

I've moved in on a friends ex gf. I only dated her for a few weeks. She told me I was better in the hay than my friend was. She may very well have been lying. I don't care. It hasn't stopped me from telling my friend this pertinent fact everytime I see him.
 
Originally posted by BluesBabe666
And women, dont forget us women. Makes me want to jump the fence. :rolleyes:

Then why dont you babe?

Hey Hi btw..long time no speak! :)
 

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I love you guys. M29 - i like the interpretation there - although i think Rohans chest size would be bigger! More like Rohan with bleached long straw on his head....
:D
I have been busy preparing for my big move to SyD-Ney!! ;)
How are we all?
 
How come I appear to see things differently to everyone else ??

I've seen the photo and you look pretty enticing to me, Rickchick !!!

PS, thanks for the link, Thepowerfromport
 
I read the Sunday Herald Sun just last week and I came across an article about guys and what they call their "bits". It was really funny.
 

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Originally posted by Spidergirl~RiCkChiCk
A mate from work reckons he is god's gift to women, that they are lining up for him and that hes had over 20 *ahems* and he is only 21. He was laughing about how his mates get all his scraps then just before i found out my friend who has been going on and on about some guy for ages well he was actually on my msn list and was trying to pick me up a short time ago. Found it quite funny. Do u think its funny when friends do this to you not to mention pathetic?

I have to agree Spidey, it's funny and pathetic at the same time. I know two guy friends who are similar to that. With one of them, I am good friends with his ex, and I happen to know the whole story of how he cheated on her and stuff, anyways I've only recently added him to msn, and he and his ex are kinda getting back together, anyways all he does is hit on me, and I had a look at his cam last night and he whipped his shirt off and well YUCK he's not the best looking guy in the world anyways lol.

There's another who was with another good friend of mine, and we're actually pretty close, like I can tell him stuff I wouldn't tell other people, but he's the same. And what makes it worse is his girlfriend had suspicions but she was so in love with him and it would have just broken her heart so much that it's really hard to tell her. Thankfully he broke up with her, but he STILL hits on every single one of her friends and it's just pathetic.

Sometimes my own boyfriend acts up on here, but he is very careful to only do it in chat rooms, you know not like in one on one conversations or on msn, he does it right where I can see and just goes so damn far that everyone knows he's taking the p*** and it's heaps funny to watch. And he'll sit in msn and say 'hehehe watch this' so I mean it's hardly behind my back or anything. :p
 
Originally posted by M29
Hah. She's great. Like Rohan with hooters. 'I'm always being harrased by the opposite sex'. La la la.


I'm always boozing, taking pills and thinking I'm Noel from Oasis yet I'm here 24/7 designing computer programs and going gar gar over how many megabytes my latest computer can run!

:o
 
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Originally posted by Spidergirl~RiCkChiCk
they all do dearey its only until they realise sticking it in the disc drive ain't half as fun as the real thing then they finally step back into reality.

Yep which is why I don't worry. :D I know who he's getting it from. :eek::D:p
 

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