Official Match Thread Season 37 Round 20 - West Coast Wonders v Ophidian Old Boys @ The Colosseum

[DemurePrincess]

You forgot the wandering bit.

But you’re not a Wander. You’re a Wonder!

No wonder you’re confused… all it takes is an A to **** up your whole day!!!

 

[DemurePrincess]

Furiosa (Anya Taylor Joy) not having her driver's licence, yet drivers so proficiently in the latest Max Max Movie, is probably like our beloved Wonders coach not having ever coached Aussie Rules before.

Anyway, they both have very lovely calves (so I hear).

https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/celebrity-photos/anya-taylorjoy-wears-buttbaring-outfit-for-talk-show-appearance/news-story/c6906992a02600c611ee82ac92a2f19c

'Fashion aside, Taylor-Joy admitted to Colbert that she had “never driven a car” before stepping foot on the set of Furiosa — and despite her outrageous stunt driving in the flick, she still doesn’t have her driver’s license.'

That’s a wardrobe disaster waiting to happen. One little fart and the shows over!!

 

[BFew]

That’s a wardrobe disaster waiting to happen. One little fart and the shows over!!

Isn't that what butt plugs are designed for?

Don't most players use them during matches too?

 

[DemurePrincess]

Isn't that what butt plugs are designed for?

Don't most players use them during matches too?

Woah woah woah! Don’t be bringing your kink shit onto the field champ!

 

[DemurePrincess]

I think those things are called mouth guards anyway

 

[BFew]

I think those things are called mouth guards anyway

You must be right. Mouth guards they are.

I was wondering why they were putting them in their mouths or in their socks when taking a shot for goal.

 

[Robertio]

Isn't that what butt plugs are designed for?

Don't most players use them during matches too?

Sounds like a Wonders only thing mate.

 

[DemurePrincess]

You must be right. Mouth guards they are.

I was wondering why they were putting them in their mouths or in their socks when taking a shot for goal.

It would be kinda awkward if they made the crowd wait while they…. Shoved you know what…up you know where!!

I heard if you stick you tongue out it has the same affect and a lot less intrusive on one’s privacy

 

[Pamcake1]

It would be kinda awkward if they made the crowd wait while they…. Shoved you know what…up you know where!!

I heard if you stick you tongue out it has the same affect and a lot less intrusive on one’s privacy

 

[Pamcake1]

Furiosa (Anya Taylor Joy) not having her driver's licence, yet drivers so proficiently in the latest Max Max Movie, is probably like our beloved Wonders coach not having ever coached Aussie Rules before.

Anyway, they both have very lovely calves (so I hear).

https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/celebrity-photos/anya-taylorjoy-wears-buttbaring-outfit-for-talk-show-appearance/news-story/c6906992a02600c611ee82ac92a2f19c

'Fashion aside, Taylor-Joy admitted to Colbert that she had “never driven a car” before stepping foot on the set of Furiosa — and despite her outrageous stunt driving in the flick, she still doesn’t have her driver’s license.'

FYI:
Anya Taylor Joy was a ballerina, she has extremely good agility and atheleticism for all the stunts in Furiosa and that is why she has 'lovely calves'.
I heard this week that the Brisvegas Bears and Qld Ballet are teaming up for an exchange of skills.
As to the dress...a Thierry Mugler. Right on point as Mugler is having a resurgence right now.
He was also a ballet dancer and body builder, his designs are informed by that, sci-fi and a love of leather.
From Duran Duran, Grace Jones, Diana Ross, Madonna, Beyonce to 'Our Kyles' he dressed them all and was renown for out there clothes as well as his creative directing.

Thierry Mugler: A Look Back At The French Designer's Best Creations

Thierry Mugler, who died January 23 at age 73, reimagined the traditional catwalk with penchant for sci-fi, hyper femininity and theatrics.

fashionmagazine.com

His Art Direction below:

 

[DenieD]

Isn't that what butt plugs are designed for?

Don't most players use them during matches too?

 

[Pamcake1]

Hmm the OOB's chances...it's on the bag not in the bag!

 

[Robertio]

Hmm the OOB's chances...it's on the bag not in the bag!

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Brings back memories of the old Northland Drive In Cinema on a Sunday night with live bands at interval.

 

[Pamcake1]

Brings back memories of the old Northland Drive In Cinema on a Sunday night with live bands at interval.

This was Northland Thomastown but you mean Northland in Murray road, Preston.

Preston Northland, Olympic, Big Six, Village – Drive-Ins Downunder

A tribute to the drive-in theaters of Australia and the world

drive-insdownunder.com.au

I love the Drive In, we're so lucky we still have Northland here in Melbs.
It's been my aim to see 'Furiousa' at the Coburg Drive-in. I've been waiting and waiting to hatch that plan and now I see it has finally arrived there. Yay I am booking for next week!
Coburg only survives because they have the trash'n'treasure market there on Sundays and the zoning is still industrial.

 

[Robertio]

This was Northland Thomastown but you mean Northland in Murray road, Preston.
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Preston Northland, Olympic, Big Six, Village – Drive-Ins Downunder

A tribute to the drive-in theaters of Australia and the world

drive-insdownunder.com.au

I love the Drive In, we're so lucky we still have Northland here in Melbs.
It's been my aim to see 'Furiousa' at the Coburg Drive-in. I've been waiting and waiting to hatch that plan and now I see it has finally arrived there. Yay I am booking for next week!
Coburg only survives because they have the trash'n'treasure market there on Sundays and the zoning is still industrial.

Yep i meant the one opposite the Northland shopping centre in Murray Rd.

 

[DemurePrincess]

Hmm the OOB's chances...it's on the bag not in the bag!

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****! When you have to swallow all this shit on Sunday!

 

[thewizardmelon]

Who tf are Ophidian Old Boys please?

Sorry LivingUnderARock we’re the elite of the SFA. Surprised you can’t recall

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

Sorry LivingUnderARock we’re the elite of the SFA. Surprised you can’t recall

Chill, the guys shown up for two months across the last two years

 

[GWS Goose]

Plus, did you know other people pay Goose to use his pool for all sorts of Internet chicanery?

Too bad they're not producing good old prawn, but "influencing" which is insidious and sneaky.

Goose still gets all sorts of beautiful types around his pool.

it really is quite the good earner.
We have 1 influencer in particular who books it for the whole day (3 times so far) and changes outfits and films dozens of piece to camera spiels, she is clearly pretending its her place.
Always pays to advertise, If anyone wants to hire my pool here is the link

Private Pool for Rent · Lapstone · ★5 · 20 Guests

Stunning Blue Mountains Infinity Pool · Rent this pool in Lapstone by the hour on Swimply.

swimply.au

 

[HARPSichord]

Sorry LivingUnderARock we’re the elite of the SFA. Surprised you can’t recall

He remembers you as wooden spooners.

 

[Robertio]

He remembers you as wooden spooners.

Can understand him forgetting losing a GF to us 2 seasons ago.

 

[DemurePrincess]

I’ve decided this is where I’ll be the rest of the day!

Knock 3 times and I’ll come out!

 

[Pamcake1]

heck! When you have to swallow all this s**t on Sunday!

 

[HARPSichord]

Can understand him forgetting losing a GF to us 2 seasons ago.

Pretty sure he was at the Rats as an inactive that season. You can surely forgive him.

 

[Pamcake1]

Must be the Steely Dan hour then to kick back on..
Pass the root beer around BigChippa52