Sensitive Saints

[PieBeast]

TOP-secret information about St Kilda's finals campaign has been stolen during a break-in at the club's headquarters.

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/sport/afl/sensitive-saints-data-stolen/story-e6frf9jf-1225912531410

Just obtained some highly sensitive StRapeFlood's strategies for their 2011 finals campaign, this one seems to feature very prominently

How will they cope now?
Does this crush any hope they had this year?

 

[Plugger35]

Collingwood would have to be the major suspects with their criminal supporter base .

Don't think they would have the intelligence to operate laptops though, they'd probably just flog them down at Cash Converters for beer and ciggies money.

 

[StMojo]

They would have had bios bootup password plus finger print identity with window 7 which is impregnatrable with a 16 digit password.

Wouldnt have to worry about a linux boot usb password cracker anyway Colliflogs are to slow for that

 

[StMojo]

Try for a wide scoping ip and mac address scan eventually a colliflog will try getting pr0n off the net prob be some sick sht too

 

[spudmaster]

In times gone past I've heard some elaborate stories from coaches in the lead up to matches they are dreading and feeling they have little chance of winning, in order to have an excuse to fall back on should the inevitable eventuate (clubwide flu - dogs, scared of flying - freo, scary september - wobbles) but this one takes the cake.

I mean come on, are we really meant to believe Stfloody have laptops?

And please, who would want to steal football information from a team who hasn't won squat since before computers were even around in 1966?* Obviously whatever is stored on those computers isn't doing them any good.

*Westernfloggies and fallingoffourmantle?

 

[StMojo]

Hawks are just a sad bunch with little to celebrate except a piss poor performance from gelong in a crappy game.

 

[Rustin Cohle]

Collingwood would have to be the major suspects with their criminal supporter base .

Don't think they would have the intelligence to operate laptops though, they'd probably just flog them down at Cash Converters for beer and ciggies money.

Armitage>Ball

 

[spudmaster]

Police have released an image of one of the many stolen computers from Moorabbin and have asked locals to keep an eye out and report any sightings

And below, their recently upgraded personal laptop which supporters had chipped in for

 

[spudmaster]

They would have had bios bootup password plus finger print identity with window 7 which is impregnatrable with a 16 digit password.

Wouldnt have to worry about a linux boot usb password cracker

Try for a wide scoping ip and mac address scan

Fk dat sht man you just took a photo of your desk i bet your sitting there under a doona with your starwars light saber and yoda doll

And I'm the nerd?

 

[StMojo]

Maclaren f1? i rape you with a sht box on rims

 

[spudmaster]

Maclaren f1? i rape you with a sht box on rims

Is this Cakes less-educated twin by chance?

 

[StMojo]

are you a cakeless spud?

 

[TRAWP]

Lol this is pretty sweet, though Win7 is pretty hackless unless you know what you're doing. I wonder how long until this comes on the net for anyone to access?

Or if they cant figure out how to access the data, just make that HDD and external device and hack it open with some handy Linux based software. Give em until game day I say.

 

[Jade's]

They would have had bios bootup password plus finger print identity with window 7 which is impregnatrable with a 16 digit password.

Wouldnt have to worry about a linux boot usb password cracker anyway Colliflogs are to slow for that

Nothing down at St Kilda is impregnatrable at 16 if you use the right digits

 

[j-ham]

At StFloodrape "top-secret information" is probably kiddie pr0n, they better hope the laptops end up at Cash Converters and not with the Federal Police.

 

[BoNeZ]

Nothing down at St Kilda is impregnatrable at 16 if you use the right digits

Sensational

 

[JiggaDog]

They would have had bios bootup password plus finger print identity with window 7 which is impregnatrable with a 16 digit password.

Wouldnt have to worry about a linux boot usb password cracker anyway Colliflogs are to slow for that

Stick to the helpdesk and resetting passwords

 

[TRAWP]

Stick to the helpdesk and resetting passwords

Hahaha Service Desk slumming, f' you for reminding me about those days

 

[Lockyer24]

With ball:
1. Kick to Rooey

Without ball:
1. Run and stand in opposition forward 50

End

 

[BABYBOMBERS2007]

Isnt there already a thread on this.

 

[StMojo]

Stick to the helpdesk and resetting passwords

And you can do?

 

[JiggaDog]

And you can do?

Whatever the **** I want ...

My point though, was that your posts showed little to no understanding of IT security - hence stick to the helpdesk n00b

 

[TRAWP]

Haha, once again was quite hilarious from JiggaDog.

Another Helpdesk n00b thinking they're an Engineer.

 

[DockersMad]

They would have had bios bootup password plus finger print identity with window 7 which is impregnatrable with a 16 digit password.

Wouldnt have to worry about a linux boot usb password cracker anyway Colliflogs are to slow for that

BIOS passwords are very rarely used. I doubt they've even got a password on their administrator account.

Love your combination of the words impregnable and impenetrable, does that make it twice as hard to access?

 

[TRAWP]

He had to make it hard though, at no time during that did he think just to remove the HDD. Use it as an external then crack it with some nice freeware.