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Hi everyone,worlds greatest puntering guy here
You can call me Drifting Starz.
I've decided you losers need loads of help so as I've worn out my welcome on other sites(read banned) I'm gunna thrill you all here with my tricks.
First I'll declare a horse in a Gp 2 race which will run midfield.Quickly remove the tip then put it back when found out.Next I'll say how unlucky it was & that racing's not really my sport,even though" i had a dabble on the Diva".After all
"not all of my $5.50 shots romp home"
Next I'll offer this gem:
"It is imperative that I announce my entrance so that,in future,many Forumites will benefit from my widom."
Not that Ive ever been to a racetrack,except on my computer.
When I finally do find a winner,I pretend Im someone else & shower myself with praise.My all round sports knowledge allows me to now plunge on
dancing with the stars.Oh yeh,cant wait for the Eurovision Song Contest.
Time for a ridiculous challenge where i ban anyone who questions me.
I make up prices(even money is 2/1) claiming that I cant give names of my agencies:
"I would rather not give out personal information"
despite the fact Im totally open & trustworthy.
Then,after declaring I'd leave if there's less than 8 positive votes:
As rule maker I decided to continue the challenge as votes were unanamously in favour,nobody opposed.
Not that anyone can as I ban them.
My methods are so clear that i spend the whole time telling my followers to bet small amounts,then i have 70% of my bank on 1 bet.
Every post has a cute little mantra attached at the bottom,Im sure it helps my credibility.I really need it now I cant be Drifting anymore.
I say I'll never edit again but I cant help myself.I return to my original posts & delete every post I made.Im so proud of the advice Ive given.
Here are my new rules for this challenge
Trawl internet betting sites,using several names of course.
Pick lots of sports to show the vast knowledge you have gained.
Have 25 bets on sports/entertainment shows no-one gives a toss about.
If they lose,just change them or better still,post them after the event.
Ban everyone who realises what a tool you are in 5 minutes.
Threaten to leave 5 times,so effective.
Tell everyone that your bets["were enough to shorten odds with large bookmakers" despite refusing to name them & preaching small bets are best. Staking plans???,its ok no-one will ask.
So,who's up for the challenge,Big Brother starts soon?
You can call me Drifting Starz.
I've decided you losers need loads of help so as I've worn out my welcome on other sites(read banned) I'm gunna thrill you all here with my tricks.
First I'll declare a horse in a Gp 2 race which will run midfield.Quickly remove the tip then put it back when found out.Next I'll say how unlucky it was & that racing's not really my sport,even though" i had a dabble on the Diva".After all
"not all of my $5.50 shots romp home"
Next I'll offer this gem:
"It is imperative that I announce my entrance so that,in future,many Forumites will benefit from my widom."
Not that Ive ever been to a racetrack,except on my computer.
When I finally do find a winner,I pretend Im someone else & shower myself with praise.My all round sports knowledge allows me to now plunge on
dancing with the stars.Oh yeh,cant wait for the Eurovision Song Contest.
Time for a ridiculous challenge where i ban anyone who questions me.
I make up prices(even money is 2/1) claiming that I cant give names of my agencies:
"I would rather not give out personal information"
despite the fact Im totally open & trustworthy.
Then,after declaring I'd leave if there's less than 8 positive votes:
As rule maker I decided to continue the challenge as votes were unanamously in favour,nobody opposed.
Not that anyone can as I ban them.
My methods are so clear that i spend the whole time telling my followers to bet small amounts,then i have 70% of my bank on 1 bet.
Every post has a cute little mantra attached at the bottom,Im sure it helps my credibility.I really need it now I cant be Drifting anymore.
I say I'll never edit again but I cant help myself.I return to my original posts & delete every post I made.Im so proud of the advice Ive given.
Here are my new rules for this challenge
Trawl internet betting sites,using several names of course.
Pick lots of sports to show the vast knowledge you have gained.
Have 25 bets on sports/entertainment shows no-one gives a toss about.
If they lose,just change them or better still,post them after the event.
Ban everyone who realises what a tool you are in 5 minutes.
Threaten to leave 5 times,so effective.
Tell everyone that your bets["were enough to shorten odds with large bookmakers" despite refusing to name them & preaching small bets are best. Staking plans???,its ok no-one will ask.
So,who's up for the challenge,Big Brother starts soon?
