Game Day Shitmound Tuggers vs. Westturd Bullflogs

[Mofra]

Dusty “ Clangers” Martin.
Hasn’t hit a target for 2 years.

Well, not outside of a Chinese restaurant anyway

 

[taurus]

No fred for GC vs NM?
It's entertaining because they are bad.

 

[T2B_]

Yeah, because he knows if he fails with the Tiges the only place that will offer him a coaching job is the Tassie team

 

[FISTO]

Aristotle Pickett Tugger legend Nathan Brown

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Nathan Brown

Age

35

Ht

196cm

Wt

99kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

8.8

2star

K

3.9

2star

HB

4.9

4star

M

2.7

3star

T

1.8

4star

No current season stats available

D

6.4

2star

K

3.2

2star

HB

3.2

3star

M

1.8

2star

T

2.8

5star

is a reprehensible campaigner for spruiking a betting company.

You should be ashamed. Shame, Shame, Shame.

 

[FISTO]

Only 3 more months of footy season. It's all good!
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Go figure, the only Tiger with any balls around here is a lady

 

[FireKrakouer]

I recall as a kid my boring boomer uncle Jack had to watch me one night and took me with him to the local council meeting during a lecture on the history of local soil composition. The speaker, an elderly gentleman with a monotonous voice, was particularly fond of discussing the varying levels of clay and silt found in the region over the past century. Each slide of his presentation was more text-heavy than the last, filled with dense charts and indecipherable graphs.

As he painstakingly described the pH levels observed in the 1950s, the murmur of the air conditioning unit seemed to provide a more engaging narrative. My gaze drifted to the clock above the exit door, its second hand ticking with excruciating slowness. I began counting the dots in the ceiling tiles, finding this exercise strangely more captivating than the endless soil saga unfolding before me. Every glance back to the clock revealed only minutes passed, though it felt like hours.

Even that was less boring than this match.

 

[FISTO]

I recall as a kid my boring boomer uncle Jack had to watch me one night and took me with him to the local council meeting during a lecture on the history of local soil composition. The speaker, an elderly gentleman with a monotonous voice, was particularly fond of discussing the varying levels of clay and silt found in the region over the past century. Each slide of his presentation was more text-heavy than the last, filled with dense charts and indecipherable graphs.

As he painstakingly described the pH levels observed in the 1950s, the murmur of the air conditioning unit seemed to provide a more engaging narrative. My gaze drifted to the clock above the exit door, its second hand ticking with excruciating slowness. I began counting the dots in the ceiling tiles, finding this exercise strangely more captivating than the endless soil saga unfolding before me. Every glance back to the clock revealed only minutes passed, though it felt like hours.

Even that was less boring than this match.

I wonder if the speaker was related to Saveloy Rockstar

 

[V_23]

I recall as a kid my boring boomer uncle Jack had to watch me one night and took me with him to the local council meeting during a lecture on the history of local soil composition. The speaker, an elderly gentleman with a monotonous voice, was particularly fond of discussing the varying levels of clay and silt found in the region over the past century. Each slide of his presentation was more text-heavy than the last, filled with dense charts and indecipherable graphs.

As he painstakingly described the pH levels observed in the 1950s, the murmur of the air conditioning unit seemed to provide a more engaging narrative. My gaze drifted to the clock above the exit door, its second hand ticking with excruciating slowness. I began counting the dots in the ceiling tiles, finding this exercise strangely more captivating than the endless soil saga unfolding before me. Every glance back to the clock revealed only minutes passed, though it felt like hours.

Even that was less boring than this match.

But not as boring as this post…

TL;DR

 

[Jazny]

Bulldogs to extend Bevo's contract.

 

[Dinsdale]

Crikey, just tuned back in to comment on the Sunglass v Norf and there's not a thread. Fold both teams.

 

[V_23]

Crikey, just tuned back in to comment on the Sunglass v Norf and there's not a thread. Fold both teams.

You’re the mod, isn’t that part of your highly-paid job?

 

[V_23]

Remember when not all of the Tiger fans had jumped off the bandwagon?

….I ‘member

 

[Plugger35]

Thank god Luke Darcy isn't commentating this game.

 

[Dinsdale]

You’re the mod, isn’t that part of your highly-paid job?

I was otherwise engaged

 

[V_23]

I was otherwise engaged

Let me guess, having dinner with zackah ‘s imaginary friends?

 

[Jazny]

Poor Banksy

 

[mcgrath_truther]

even norf look better than this rabble

 

[FISTO]

Triggering Tiger

 

[zackah]

Let me guess, having dinner with zackah ‘s imaginary friends?

You're a tad melty tonight friend. I wonder why?

Oh yes, how silly of me

 

[mcgrath_truther]

if the bullflogs were any good they’d be up by 100 by 3qt

 

[Drunkcat]

Richmond Amateurs just try a bit, and stop tanking no side could be this bad.

 

[STPer18]

Triggering Tiger the comeback is on!

 

[Jazny]

Good win 1 v 2 for Sethy Campbell to get that ball forward for the goal.

 

[V_23]

You're a tad melty tonight friend. I wonder why?

Oh yes, how silly of me

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I’ll melt when Essington win a final, and not a moment before!

 

[Drunkcat]

Richmond cannot take trick, ha ha ha