Think Tank Which club is the biggest modern-day dumpster fire - Bullflogs, MeLOLbum, St. Failda or..?

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Since the introduction of decimal currency, neither of these clubs have had much success:

just 1 flag each

Aints have made 6 GFs (including the draw) while the Dreamons have only made 3

Smellbum's average GF losing margin is a whopping 78 points versus a reasonably respectable 27 points for the Aints

Ain't Skillda have a narrow lead on spoons, 9:7

Smellglum are even showing the way in the off-season cup this year


I'm not one for individual achievements but when trying to split these two shitstains there's not much else to go on:

Aints have had 5 Browlow medallists and versus 3* for the 'glummers (*includes Worst Brownlow medallist of all time, Shane Woewoeful)

They also lead the Coleman count 4:1


So Bay, I put it to you that St. Kilda, who are a benchmark for failure in sports with 27 wooden spoons, have actually been more successful in the modern era than the queens of tanking

No wonder neither of these embarrassments barely have any representation on the Bay these days

LightTower4 get in here and explain yourself

 

[crazywildhorse]

Carlton?

 

[Orange crush]

Freo

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Carlton?

Freo

Guys… put a little effort in please

If we’re talking 21st century obviously Freo, Carltank and * would leap into contention. Then again so would the Great Unwashed

But in my lifetime, no

Now that I think about it, I was remiss not to include the Bullflogs though

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Since the introduction of decimal currency, neither of these clubs have had much success:

just 1 flag each

Aints have made 6 GFs (including the draw) while the Dreamons have only made 3

Smellbum's average GF losing margin is a whopping 78 points versus a reasonably respectable 27 points for the Aints

Ain't Skillda have a narrow lead on spoons, 9:7

Smellglum are even showing the way in the off-season cup this year

Bullflogs also 1 flag, only 2 GFs with a losing margin of 74, just the 3 spoons and Bailey Sniff as the offseason posterboy

Aints have had 5 Browlow medallists and versus 3* for the 'glummers (*includes Worst Brownlow medallist of all time, Shane Woewoeful)

They also lead the Coleman count 4:1

Bullflogs 6 Brownlows and 3 Colemans

Still the Dreamons for me but it's close

Mofra get in here and defend your shittrucks

 

[crazywildhorse]

Guys… put a little effort in please

If we’re talking 21st century obviously Freo, Carltank and * would leap into contention. Then again so would the Great Unwashed

But in my lifetime, no

Now that I think about it, I was remiss not to include the Bullflogs though

Ok Carteln I get, but freo, if they were a few decades older, would be in similar territory.

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Answering your very own OP quotes...

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Answering your very own OP quotes...

Why are you screenshotting a post which is two above yours and after complaining about screenshots

Nevermind… I don’t even want to know

You are the worst poster on the Bay

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Why are you screenshotting a post which is two above yours and after complaining about screenshots

Nevermind… I don’t even want to know

You are the worst poster on the Bay

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

You should make that your sig since it applies to every post you make

 

[Footy Is The Win]

 

[Elmer_Judd]

Stains.

Least Dees won a flag.

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Stains.

Least Dees won a flag.

One guess who was the mastermind behind it?

 

[Footy Is The Win]

Stains.

Least Dees won a flag.

I suppose Bulldogs won one to,




lol 112

 

[Elmer_Judd]

One guess who was the mastermind behind it?

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Oozo is a great man to be fair

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Least Dees won a flag.

They're also the reigning B2B straight setters

Dreamons, Bullflogs and Aints have all won 1 flag since decimal currency was introduced

Imagine supporting any of these clubs

It's still Melnaarm for mine

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Insert Hermione what an idiot gif

You really are a bit of a dill.

You really are memory challenged.

Corrupt Carlton and Numpty Norf.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Much as it pains me to bring it up, you appear to have forgotten the 12 flags those two clubs won while the Aints, Welfare and Toffs did * all from 1967-1999

You really are memory challenged

Oh dear Time for grand uncle’s Alzheimer meds

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Much as it pains me to bring it up, you appear to have forgotten the 12 flags those two clubs won while the Aints, Welfare and Toffs did * all from 1967-1999



Oh dear

modern day was the title

numpty Norf and criminal Carlton have been worse this century.

Face it Spreaders… you screwed the pooch yet again.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Sure the three mentioned are entirely useless and without a future beyond being subject of satire but surely Numpty Norf, the Drugons and Criminal Carlton are worse?

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

I guess that would depend on the timeframe under discussion

Since the introduction of decimal currency…

modern day was the title

 

[LightTower4]

Since the introduction of decimal currency, neither of these clubs have had much success:

just 1 flag each

Aints have made 6 GFs (including the draw) while the Dreamons have only made 3

Smellbum's average GF losing margin is a whopping 78 points versus a reasonably respectable 27 points for the Aints

Ain't Skillda have a narrow lead on spoons, 9:7

Smellglum are even showing the way in the off-season cup this year


I'm not one for individual achievements but when trying to split these two shitstains there's not much else to go on:

Aints have had 5 Browlow medallists and versus 3* for the 'glummers (*includes Worst Brownlow medallist of all time, Shane Woewoeful)

They also lead the Coleman count 4:1


So Bay, I put it to you that St. Kilda, who are a benchmark for failure in sports with 27 wooden spoons, have actually been more successful in the modern era than the queens of tanking

No wonder neither of these embarrassments barely have any representation on the Bay these days

LightTower4 get in here and explain yourself

Failures since decimal currency introduced?
Let’s not overlook Cololingwoods 11 Grand Final losses since then.
And 2 draws. Bridesmaids.
Now let me get back to my cold Chang’s with bar girls and watch the cricket.

 

[Feraligatr]

The aints.

If they folded tomorrow would anyone even know?

 

[Triggering Tiger]

The aints.

If they folded tomorrow would anyone even know?

Tom Lynch has more cups than St.fidla...

 

[Elmer_Judd]

The aints.

If they folded tomorrow would anyone even know?

We would miss them if they were gone


We all need a comedy relief/historically bad basket case club to laugh at, esp when our own clubs are struggling.

The at least we are not St Kilda mantra is what I held onto during our down/spoon years