Think Tank Which King is the shittest King?

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Have your say, republicans - which one and why?

I've gone for:

3 votes: Ben King

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Ben King

Age

23

Ht

202cm

Wt

98kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

7.2

2star

K

5.0

2star

HB

2.2

2star

M

3.5

4star

T

0.5

3star

G

1.3

5star

D

7.5

2star

K

5.6

2star

HB

1.9

1star

M

3.6

4star

T

0.3

1star

G

1.5

5star

D

6.8

2star

K

4.4

2star

HB

2.4

3star

M

3.2

4star

T

0.2

3star

G

1.0

4star

. Absolutely useless today with 0.0 and 1 kick
2 votes: 'King' Charlie. Cannot kick more than 1 goal in a final, liability
1 vote: King Charles III. Deserves the cancer

Honorary mention: David King. Clueless, less accuarate than a broken clock

Scott2clarkson divvy this post if you agree

 

[FISTO]

I don’t think David has ever been right about anything in his life

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

I don’t think David has ever been right about anything in his life

Retiring perhaps?

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

V_23 you are a true republican, thanks for voting

 

[Sqotty from office works]

Came here looking for pre-mix king..

 

[Occidental]

Was considering King Edward II. Forced to abdicate by his wife who organised an army against him. She was sick of his utter uselessness and his succession of illicit male lovers.
Deposed and imprisoned, the rumour is he was killed by having a red hot poker shoved up his rear.
But then I remembered how utterly useless King Charlie Curnow

30

Charlie Curnow

Age

27

Ht

194cm

Wt

94kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

13.3

3star

K

9.7

4star

HB

3.6

3star

M

5.3

5star

T

2.2

4star

G

1.3

5star

No current season stats available

D

10.8

3star

K

6.4

3star

HB

4.4

4star

M

3.2

4star

T

1.6

4star

G

0.8

4star

is in finals, so I voted for him.

 

[AvantGardener]

Clinton King

The son of former St Kilda rover Derek King, he originally came from Eastern Ranges. He showed his pace for Sydney, but his light build counted against him. In 1999 he was just starting to show his high skill level for Collingwood when he suffered a foot stress fracture. Even though he missed...

forever.collingwoodfc.com.au

Probably this spud if he got traded after a Spoon

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

^Played most of his career at Richmond and Sydney #rentfree

Came here looking for pre-mix king..

That would fall under “Other”

 

[Footy Is The Win]

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Good to see King Charles III leading the pole...

GAGF monarchists

 

[Orange crush]

Martin Luther ... Jr

 

[Reppie]

Kong

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Martin Luther ... Jr

 

[Orange crush]

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Why? Because he's balck he can't be condmend for his s**t private life?

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Updated lowlights

Ben King

34

Ben King

Age

23

Ht

202cm

Wt

98kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

7.2

2star

K

5.0

2star

HB

2.2

2star

M

3.5

4star

T

0.5

3star

G

1.3

5star

D

7.5

2star

K

5.6

2star

HB

1.9

1star

M

3.6

4star

T

0.3

1star

G

1.5

5star

D

6.8

2star

K

4.4

2star

HB

2.4

3star

M

3.2

4star

T

0.2

3star

G

1.0

4star

: kicked 2 but still useless

David King: backflipped from Pies can go B2B to Pies are finished

King Charles III: selfishly refusing to die

‘King’ Chuckles: didn’t get near it

Who would have thunk Max would be the good King

 

[Eat_Pant]

Wayne.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Most posters here love Wayne King

 

[Tyler Durden007]

This is like a choice of living in either Cranbourne, Dandenong or Endeavour Hills

 

[Trouto]

Hands down

 

[Mr Experience]

Charles because he's not a patch on the real sovereign of this joint, Elizabeth II (RIP)

 

[LightTower4]

 

[pavstar]

Wayne"King" Carey

 

[Cyclops]

Carey is rhe Duck, channel 7 announced one day they were changing it? GAGF.
Charles 3 by default, but sorry for his illness.

 

[JustaBattler]

Updated lowlights

Ben King: kicked 2 but still useless

David King: backflipped from Pies can go B2B to Pies are finished

King Charles III: selfishly refusing to die

‘King’ Chuckles: didn’t get near it

Who would have thunk Max would be the good King

Possibly the only bloke in the whole world dumber than you

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

^ Perhaps, if you exclude yourself because you sure ain't no Rhodes scholar...

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Hands down

But he can do pushups?


Exciting times as man who didn't get a job until he was 73 is tied in the pole with a man who was born without a brain