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It rocketed through my head in 3 milliseconds.

Much like my days in the Bragg labs, deriving the wave space equation (from normal forms!) for fun, and postulating uses for eigenvalues and Laplace transforms in the Z-dimension. Lolz, Beams had suggested to me that a Fourier transform applied to the capacitance equation representing two opposed and charged plates was useful when using an alternating current.

I did the maths.

MRP rand() = 0.375
Not Walker = 0.75
Play for a Victorian team = 0.5
Play for collingwood = 0.5
Not "elbows goodes", nahas, or judd = 1.25
AFL/trial by media talking it up this week = 500% loading
Sling Tackle = 300
Eddie removes his false teeth on a late Monday evening in Demitrou's office = 50%

Score = 300*0.375*0.75*0.5*0.5*1.25*5 ... and Eddie = 65.91%





Less than a week = I'm gonna dump this mother****er!!!
 

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Of course I'm cranky. It's absolutely random, there is no consistency whatsoever.

And the AFC just bends over and takes it.
Mate you're comparing apples with oranges, Tex was always gonna get weeks for that, these kind of tackles carry a 6 week minimum suspension in NRL, while Rusty will get a week at the most.
 

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