Slack Jokes

[WCE2000]

someone emailed me these jokes today. they are slack, but that's the whole idea.

why couldn't the cat drink its milk??
why did the girl fall of the bike??
whats small, black and crawls around in the garden??
Whats red, sits in the corner, and gets smaller and smaller and smaller??
Whats small, blue and sits on the bottom of a pool??
Why couldn't the man get out of the car??
why couldn't the women read the newspaper??
whats small, red, and can't mounevare in tight corriders??
whats small, red, and lays around doing nothing??
how do you get a baby out of a blender??
how do you get 3 babies out of a barnyard??


Answers:
why couldn't the cat drink its milk??
Cause its head was nailed to the floor
why did the girl fall of the bike??
Cause someone threw a fridge at her
whats small, black and crawls around in the garden??
a baby covered in taranchalas
Whats red, sits in the corner, and gets smaller and smaller and smaller??
a baby combing its hair with a potato pealer
Whats small, blue and sits on the bottom of a pool??
a dead baby
why couldn't the man get out of the car??
cause it was run over by a steamroller
why couldn't the women read the newspaper??
cause she was dead
whats small, red, and can't mounevare in tight corriders??
a baby with a spear in its head
whats small, red, and lays around doing nothing??
a baby without a head
how do you get a baby out of a blender??
with a straw
how do you get 3 babies out of a barnyard??
with a pitchfork

 

[CJ]

 

[AxeMan]

Those one's are foul.
Here are some for you.

Q: What's Grey and comes in buckets?
A: An Elephant.

Q: What do elephants use as tampoons?
A: Sheep.

Q: Why do elephants have trunks?
A: Because sheep don't come with those little strings.

Q: Whats the difference between a rectal thermometer and a normal one?
A: The taste.

Q: How do you know if your best mates gay?
A: If his dick tastes like $hit.

 

[Darky]

Q. What's purple and sits at the bottom of a swimming pool?
A. A baby.

Q. What's green and sits at the bottom of a swimming pool?
A. Same baby two weeks later.

 

[Darky]

Originally posted by WCE2000
Whats small, blue and sits on the bottom of a pool??

a dead baby

DOH!!!

 

[DOC]

Richmond F.C


Go the Skull !!!
J.I.T.C
THE DOC..

 

[jod23]

Q. Whats small and green?
A. A pea.

Q. Whats brown and has four legs?
A. A chair.

Q. What did the farmer say when he saw his cow on the roof?
A. Get down cow.

Q. What did the farmer say when he saw his cow on the roof with sunglasses on?
A. Nothing he didnt recogise him.





Classics.

 

[ptw]

what did Tarzan say when he saw the big grey elephants coming over the hill ?

"Here come the big grey elephants"

What did Jane say ?

"Here come the bluebirds.......she was colourblind"

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What is more fun that swinging a baby round and round on a clothes line ?

Stopping it with a cricket bat.

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How many tennis balls can you fit into a dog kennel ?

None. Because bicycles don't have doors.
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takes me back to early high school.


ptw

 

[SpecialBruce]

Did you hear about the masturbating robot? He pulled himself to pieces.

Do you want to hear a dirty joke? A boy fell in the mud.

Do you want to hear a clean joke? That same boy had a shower.

 

[AxeMan]

Q: What do you call a masturbating Bull?
A: Beef StrogonOff.

Q: How do you get a ****ter to shag a chick?
A: Sh*t in her c*nt.

Q: Whats the difference between pink and purple?
A: Your grip.

 

[Stegelator]

1. Two peanuts were walking down a spooky road at night... One was assaulted.


2. A termite walks into a bar room and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"


3. "Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud."
"Yes sir, it's fresh ground."


4. What's brown and sticky? A stick.


5. Why are proctologists so gloomy?
They always have the end in sight.


6. What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
Roamin' Catholic.


7. What did the apple say to the orange?
Nothing stupid, apples don't talk.


8. What do you do with a dog that has no legs?
Take him out for a drag.


9. Why can't a chicken coop have more than 2 doors?
Because if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan.


10. Famous last words of a mafia hitman: "Who put the violin in the violin case?"


11. How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb?


12. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Robin, get in the car.


13. What's brown and sounds like a bell? Dung.


14. What do you call a guy who never farts in public?
A private tutor.


15. What do you call spending the afternoon with a cranky rabbit?
A bad hare day.


16. Have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower?
That's because he hides well.


17. What was the centerpiece of the annual
Anorexia and Bulimnia sufferers convention?
A cake jumping out of a girl.


18. Where do kings keep their armies?
In their sleevies.


19. Why don't anteaters get sick?
Because they're full of anty-bodies.



20. why did the boy fall of his bike??
Because someone threw a fridge at him
why did the fridge fall of his bike???
someone threw a boy at him