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This is meant to be a boredom induced ********-take of sorts, and does not represent an informed political judgment of any kind.
The Neo XI leads the 5 match series 1-0.
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Date: 12-14-2004
THE NEO XI VS THE FORCES OF EVIL at Washington DC
5 day match
Pitch Condition: Excellent
THE FORCES OF EVIL WON THE TOSS AND ELECTED TO BOWL FIRST
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THE NEO XI 1st innings
Player Status Runs Blls 4s 6s S/R
******** Cheney lbw b. Moqta'Sadr 20 21 4 0 95.2%
George W Bush c. Arafat b. Nader 24 32 5 0 75.0%
John Howard c. Moqta'Sadr b. Nader 40 66 7 0 60.6%
Paul Wolfowitz c. Laden b. Amrozi 8 8 2 0 100.0%
Condoleeza Rice not out 136 198 29 0 68.7%
Colin Powell lbw b. Laden 48 57 11 0 84.2%
Alexander Downer c. Arafat b. Nader 9 11 1 0 81.8%
Peter Costello b. Nader 17 49 3 0 34.7%
John Ashcroft c. Arafat b. Laden 9 14 2 0 64.3%
Iyad Allawi c. Hussein b. Nader 6 10 1 0 60.0%
Tony Blair lbw b. Moore 4 22 1 0 18.2%
Total: 339/10 Overs: 81.0 Run Rate: 4.19 Extras: 18
Day 1 4:26 PM
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THE NEO XI Partnerships
Batsmen Runs (Balls)
D Cheney G Bush þþþþþþþþþþ 25 (23)
J Howard G Bush þþþþþþþþþþþþþþþ 38 (62)
J Howard Wolfowitz þþþþþþþ 18 (20)
J Howard C Rice þþþþþþþþ 21 (38)
C Powell C Rice þþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþ 87 (113)
A Downer C Rice þþþþþþþþþþþþþþ 35 (43)
P Costello C Rice þþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþ 59 (99)
J Ashcroft C Rice þþþþþþþ 18 (28)
I Allawi C Rice þþþþþþþþþþ 26 (25)
T Blair C Rice þþþþ 12 (35)
Fall of Wickets 25/1 63/2 81/3 102/4 189/5
224/6 283/7 301/8 327/9 339/10
Total: 339/10 Overs: 81.0 Run Rate: 4.19 Extras: 18
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THE FORCES OF EVIL Bowling
Player Overs Mdns Runs Wkts E/R Wds NBs
Osama Bin Laden 17.0 2 88 2 5.18 0 1
Moqtada-Al-Sadr 12.0 3 37 1 3.08 0 1
Amrozi 20.0 8 65 1 3.25 1 1
Michael Moore 13.0 0 61 1 4.69 0 1
Ralph Nader 19.0 2 77 5 4.05 1 1
EXTRAS Wides: 2 No Balls: 5 Leg Byes: 5 Byes: 6
Total: 339/10 Overs: 81.0 Run Rate: 4.19 Extras: 18
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THE FORCES OF EVIL 1st innings
Player Status Runs Blls 4s 6s S/R
Saddam Hussein c. Wolfowitz b. Blair 0 2 0 0 0.0%
Jaques Chirac lbw b. Costello 73 94 15 1 77.7%
Mark Latham b. Downer 207 247 47 0 83.8%
Yasser Arafat lbw b. Ashcroft 29 47 5 1 61.7%
Gerhard Schroeder c. Howard b. Rice 138 164 27 2 84.1%
Noam Chomsky not out 45 70 8 0 64.3%
Michael Moore b. Costello 14 25 3 0 56.0%
Osama Bin Laden c. Powell b. Costello 15 26 3 0 57.7%
Moqtada-Al-Sadr b. Rice 6 10 1 0 60.0%
Amrozi not out 0 1 0 0 0.0%
Ralph Nader
Total: 542/8 Overs: 113.5 Run Rate: 4.76 Extras: 15
Day 3 11:01 AM
INNINGS DECLARED
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THE FORCES OF EVIL Partnerships
Batsmen Runs (Balls)
S Hussein J Chirac 0 (2)
M Latham J Chirac þþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþ 181 (198)
M Latham Y Arafat þþþþþþþþþþ 59 (78)
M Latham Schroeder þþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþ 195 (244)
N Chomsky Schroeder þþþþþþþ 44 (48)
N Chomsky M Moore þþþþþ 33 (61)
N Chomsky O Laden þþþþ 24 (39)
N Chomsky Moqta'Sadr þþ 6 (12)
N Chomsky A Amrozi 0 (1)
Fall of Wickets 0/1 181/2 240/3 435/4 479/5
512/6 536/7 542/8
Total: 542/8 Overs: 113.5 Run Rate: 4.76 Extras: 15
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THE NEO XI Bowling
Player Overs Mdns Runs Wkts E/R Wds NBs
Tony Blair 22.0 1 122 1 5.55 1 1
Peter Costello 19.0 4 86 3 4.53 0 0
John Ashcroft 20.0 1 86 1 4.30 1 1
Condoleeza Rice 21.5 2 91 2 4.17 1 1
Iyad Allawi 15.0 1 75 0 5.00 0 0
Alexander Downer 16.0 2 73 1 4.56 0 0
EXTRAS Wides: 3 No Balls: 3 Leg Byes: 9 Byes: 0
Total: 542/8 Overs: 113.5 Run Rate: 4.76 Extras: 15
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THE NEO XI 2nd innings
Player Status Runs Blls 4s 6s S/R
******** Cheney c. Chirac b. Amrozi 37 50 8 0 74.0%
George W Bush c & b. Nader 126 162 28 0 77.8%
John Howard c. Latham b. Amrozi 31 48 4 1 64.6%
Paul Wolfowitz c. Nader b. Laden 126 169 25 1 74.6%
Condoleeza Rice not out 232 251 51 1 92.4%
Colin Powell c. Chirac b. Laden 69 91 13 1 75.8%
Alexander Downer not out 28 48 6 0 58.3%
Peter Costello
John Ashcroft
Iyad Allawi
Tony Blair
Total: 662/5 Overs: 136.1 Run Rate: 4.86 Extras: 13
Day 4 3:06 PM
INNINGS DECLARED
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THE NEO XI Partnerships
Batsmen Runs (Balls)
D Cheney G Bush þþþþþþþþþþþ 65 (89)
J Howard G Bush þþþþþþþþþþþþþþ 83 (109)
Wolfowitz G Bush þþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþ 92 (119)
Wolfowitz C Rice þþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþ 196 (230)
C Powell C Rice þþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþ 143 (170)
A Downer C Rice þþþþþþþþþþþþþþ 83 (100)
Fall of Wickets 65/1 148/2 240/3 436/4 579/5
Total: 662/5 Overs: 136.1 Run Rate: 4.86 Extras: 13
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THE FORCES OF EVIL Bowling
Player Overs Mdns Runs Wkts E/R Wds NBs
Osama Bin Laden 25.1 5 127 2 5.05 0 0
Moqtada-Al-Sadr 22.0 7 80 0 3.64 0 0
Amrozi 25.0 6 89 2 3.56 1 3
Michael Moore 30.0 4 174 0 5.80 0 1
Ralph Nader 33.0 5 185 1 5.61 1 0
Noam Chomsky 1.0 1 0 0 0.00 0 0
EXTRAS Wides: 2 No Balls: 4 Leg Byes: 3 Byes: 4
Total: 662/5 Overs: 136.1 Run Rate: 4.86 Extras: 13
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THE FORCES OF EVIL 2nd innings (Target: 460)
Player Status Runs Blls 4s 6s S/R
Saddam Hussein b. Rice 18 19 3 0 94.7%
Jaques Chirac b. Blair 70 99 16 0 70.7%
Mark Latham c. Wolfowitz b. Rice 97 122 22 0 79.5%
Yasser Arafat b. Downer 45 48 9 1 93.8%
Gerhard Schroeder c. Wolfowitz b. Downer 71 76 16 0 93.4%
Noam Chomsky lbw b. Rice 2 14 0 0 14.3%
Michael Moore b. Rice 20 98 3 0 20.4%
Osama Bin Laden c. Wolfowitz b. Rice 5 12 1 0 41.7%
Moqtada-Al-Sadr c. Howard b. Downer 40 74 9 0 54.1%
Amrozi b. Allawi 4 24 0 0 16.7%
Ralph Nader not out 0 1 0 0 0.0%
Total: 387/10 Overs: 97.1 Run Rate: 3.98 Extras: 15
Day 5 3:35 PM
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THE FORCES OF EVIL Partnerships
Batsmen Runs (Balls)
S Hussein J Chirac þþþþþþþþþþþ 44 (42)
M Latham J Chirac þþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþ 134 (167)
M Latham Y Arafat þþþþþþþþþþþþ 48 (66)
Schroeder Y Arafat þþ 11 (22)
Schroeder N Chomsky þ 7 (20)
Schroeder M Moore þþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþþ 74 (116)
O Laden M Moore þ 6 (24)
Moqta'Sadr M Moore þþþþþþþþþþþ 43 (67)
Moqta'Sadr A Amrozi þþþþþ 20 (57)
R Nader A Amrozi 0 (2)
Fall of Wickets 44/1 178/2 226/3 237/4 244/5
318/6 324/7 367/8 387/9 387/10
Total: 387/10 Overs: 97.1 Run Rate: 3.98 Extras: 15
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THE NEO XI Bowling
Player Overs Mdns Runs Wkts E/R Wds NBs
Tony Blair 17.0 1 81 1 4.76 1 1
Peter Costello 16.0 3 62 0 3.88 1 0
John Ashcroft 16.0 5 63 0 3.94 0 0
Condoleeza Rice 19.0 6 60 5 3.16 2 0
Iyad Allawi 14.1 3 70 1 4.94 0 2
Alexander Downer 15.0 5 43 3 2.87 0 0
EXTRAS Wides: 4 No Balls: 3 Leg Byes: 7 Byes: 1
Total: 387/10 Overs: 97.1 Run Rate: 3.98 Extras: 15
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The Neo XI 339 & 662/5d
The Forces of Evil 542/8d & 387
The Neo XI won by 72 runs
Man of the match: Condoleeza RiceThe Neo XI leads the 5 match series 1-0.
