Stand Up or Sit Down?

[oh_my_hat]

I was talking with a couple of mates recently and somehow (don't ask me how) the conversation turned to whether after a visit to the toilet to do number 2's whether you remained seated when using the toilet paper (to put it nicely) or do you stand up when "wiping up".

I laughed at this hysterically and said "obviously sitting down of course". Well I was out numbered 1 to 2 on this count. Have I got weird friends or is it me that need to visit an analyst?

 

[NICK THE PIE MAN]

Weird friends!

Sitting down for me!

 

[daicos4ever]

I think you have weird friends. Standing up?

 

[PiesPremiers]

Originally posted by oh_my_hat
Have I got weird friends

Yes, for talking about it in the first place, makes your mates weird.
I stand up by the way...

 

[PiesPremiers]

Im also left handed....maybe its a lefty thing?

 

[Pump]

I too am an unashamed stander. Just seems the natural thing to do. You don't sit down to put your pants on....give me space & shoulder room I say.

By the way my brother stands to drop the 2 Bombs - but even I think that's a little rich

 

[Sly77]

A) I cant believe you would talk about it with your mates and;
B) How the hell can you clean properly if you're standing?

 

[Pump]

You need 2 people.........(he says in jest)

 

[oh_my_hat]

Originally posted by Sly77
A) I cant believe you would talk about it with your mates and;
B) How the hell can you clean properly if you're standing?

A) I can't believe it either - open society, sign of the times?
B) My point exactly

 

[goal_umpire]

What a gross thread.

 

[daicos4ever]

Originally posted by suzi_olsen
What a gross thread.

Says the one who started the 'Know Your Poo' thread

 

[NICK THE PIE MAN]

Originally posted by daicos4ever


Says the one who started the 'Know Your Poo' thread

Quality

 

[Sly77]

Well well well, the things you learn. I didnt even realise that standing up was an option.

Maybe that's cause I'm a chick????????

 

[daicos4ever]

Originally posted by Sly77
Well well well, the things you learn. I didnt even realise that standing up was an option.

Maybe that's cause I'm a chick????????

I'm with you, I never thought standing up was a possibility. However, as for which way a chick wipes her arse.... don't wanna know.....

 

[Sly77]

Originally posted by daicos4ever

However, as for which way a chick wipes her arse.... don't wanna know.....

WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL...................

 

[daicos4ever]

Originally posted by Sly77



WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL...................

Spare me. I already know PP wipes his standing up. That's disturbing enough.....

 

[The Hitman]

Yeah, don't wanna get into how to prevent infections for women by wiping the right way...

Anyway, I'm a sitter. Didn't even know there was a standing option.

The Hitman

 

[sandeano]

I'm bewildered as to how you could do it sitting down.

You have a tiny gap between the seat, your legs and your bits that you have to somehow manage to fit your hand AND a wad of paper down through and, if you need to check the paper to see if the job has been done properly then you have to pull it all back through whilst trying to avoid brushing your leg or any loose clothing.

Forgive the pun, but what a pain in the arse.

Standing up every time.

 

[Still Crowing]

I have a mate who doesn't even bother to wipe at all. He showers directly afterwards.

We found out one day, he had the ensuite bathroom, as the other guys that were his flatmates refused to share a bathroom with him. The 'main' toilet ran out of paper, so as is usual in a share house, they went and took the paper out of the ensuite. About an hour later, he went to give birth to a pollie, came back about half an hour later. We looked at each other, no one wanting to ask the question. We were not glad when we did finally ask I can tell you!

btw, in between sitting and standing, kinda like a half way position. Gives plenty of elbow room, but if you've got anything dripping, it's not going to end up on your pants etc! Great sicko thread!

 

[Still Crowing]

Originally posted by daicos4ever


I'm with you, I never thought standing up was a possibility. However, as for which way a chick wipes her arse.... don't wanna know.....

Kill two birds with one stone (wipe)?!? [front to back]

 

[M29]

Mate, happens so fast I don't even need to wipe.

 

[M29]

Originally posted by daicos4ever
However, as for which way a chick wipes her arse.... don't wanna know.....

Funny you should mention that. Especially since you have the german flag as your avatar. I do remember viewing several German Movies once and I can tell you, they have one weird method of 'wiping' ones arse.

 

[Roos rule]

Stand up or st down?

I sit on the dunny, the reverse way, with my back facing the door. Causes a bit of a mess on the front of the bowl, though. Skid marks all the way down the front of it.

 

[vanders]

well im a standing girl myself, i never thought of sitting as an option, might give it a try next time ey!!

 

[Sly77]

Originally posted by vanders
well im a standing girl myself, i never thought of sitting as an option, might give it a try next time ey!!

WHAT? Are you serious?

How did you ever think of doing it standing????????