Stupid Products

[freo_fan]

I was just looking at stupid.com and realised how pathetic some products are, on the market!I also see heaps of them at the shops and sometimes I think about buying them because they crack me up so much!
Anyone seen the keyrings of animals that crap outta there arse? They actually originated from Japan I think, because when I was over there in January I bought a cow and a pig but they also have eyes that pop out!Thats probably the most stupid product I have seen! Oh yeah, and also those damn lip gloss rings!

So what is the most stupidest products you have seen on the market recently?

 

[QT]

I once saw the guernseys from the Western Australian footy teams...I didnt know which 1 was worst.....what a silly object

 

[freo_fan]

Originally posted by QT
I once saw the guernseys from the Western Australian footy teams...I didnt know which 1 was worst.....what a silly object

Yeah I wonder which one is the worst! Lemme think bout that one......the wicked purple red andgreen one? Or the "other" one?!?

 

[kuepper]

Originally posted by QT
I once saw the guernseys from the Western Australian footy teams...I didnt know which 1 was worst.....what a silly object

Speaking of WA footy teams, hows your dockers membership going there o mouthy one?

Dont tell me you would welch on a bet to buy one would you? nah ... surely not.

 

[mandy]

Gotta go with any product that includes a rotating ring-thing to RIP the hairs out of your legs, underarms or God forbid your bikini line.

Who uses those masocistic products????

 

[Esperito]

$4.00 BOXES OF MARS MINIATURES FUNDRAISING CHOCOLATES!!!

How the hell am I meant to sell them?!?!

Do I have to prostitute myself for half an hour with every purchase to encourage more sales?? (well I guess that sales technique wouldn't work with me selling them, however if it was Kingsley Hunter offering this deal...)

 

[mandy]

Originally posted by Esperito
$4.00 BOXES OF MARS MINIATURES FUNDRAISING CHOCOLATES!!!

How the hell am I meant to sell them?!?!

Do I have to prostitute myself for half an hour with every purchase to encourage more sales?? (well I guess that sales technique wouldn't work with me selling them, however if it was Kingsley Hunter offering this deal...)

I'll buy a box!

 

[aggels]

Originally posted by mandy5
Gotta go with any product that includes a rotating ring-thing to RIP the hairs out of your legs, underarms or God forbid your bikini line.

Who uses those masocistic products????

Yeek! I was given one of them for Christmas last year! Would go down as the worst gift ever.
So if anyone wants one, never been used.

 

[Darky]

Originally posted by aggels


Would go down as the worst gift ever.

I'd go down as the best gift ever!

 

[Darky]

I heard on the radio a few months ago, that a German company had invented a toaster that tells the weather!

Apparently it somehow gets the weather information (f*ck knows how it would do this), and burns the forecast into the toast!

Isn't that just the most ridiculous thing in the world?

 

[Spidergirl~RiCkChiCk]

haha Darky

some of the stuff at christmas time can be pretty corny and my aunty (cheapo one not the rich one) always buys all the junk from those stupid talking santa claus things that u hang on your door right down to the light up reindeer ears anyway today in the catalogue there was christmas toilet paper i thought that was pretty ridiculous...whos really gonna notice what you wipe your ass on!

Best product made would be.....FoOtY cOnDoMs!!! i'd go them anyday!

 

[Mr Ripper]

Originally posted by Spidergirl~RiCkChiCk
Best product made would be.....FoOtY cOnDoMs!!! i'd go them anyday!

Not full match size, I hope!

 

[Darky]

Originally posted by Mr Ripper
Not full match size, I hope!

In the end it doesn't matter, does it, because if you can get the old feller through a valve 2mm wide, you've got problems!

 

[Bee]

Surely the most useless invention ever would have to be umbrellas!
If it's windy they are impossible to control and if your hair is really long they are pointless because your hair ends up soaking wet anyhow.

I bet they were invented by a man!

 

[Stucey]

Yeah, I got one of those Pig keyrings that poo out stuff. Pretty funny!!

As for the most stupid, useless product....I will have to think about that one for a bit.

 

[Bloodstained Angel]

AFL membership

 

[TigerTank]

Originally posted by Bee
Umbrellas ...

I bet they were invented by a man!

Just like everything else with a practical purpose.

The only thing of note invented by women was PMT ... but geez they get plenty of mileage out of it.

 

[Bee]

That's the point TT. They are not practical!
At least not for women with really long hair.

Invent one that keeps my hair completely dry and I will believe you.

 

[TigerTank]

You know, a little rain on your head won't kill you, Bee.

 

[sbagman]

Darky mate.... on FIRE.

 

[Grendel]

A clever/stupid idea was one dreamed up by a toy company that sold 'invisible Jim' toys.

Yep, just like G.I Joe, Spiderman etc except for one thing. Being invisible of course you couldnt see him.

Sold for $9.95 I think, a plastic box and backing card stating 'Invisible Jim'.

Wish Id thought of it first..... instead of buying one.....

 

[Bee]

Originally posted by TigerTank
You know, a little rain on your head won't kill you, Bee.

Typical male response!
Shirk the issue, because you invented something that is useless.

 

[TigerTank]

Originally posted by Bee


Typical male response!
Shirk the issue, because you invented something that is useless.

God invented woman. Are you saying he shirked the issue?

 

[Bee]

Originally posted by TigerTank


God invented woman. Are you saying he shirked the issue?

No. He got it right. He made plenty of mistakes when he invented men first. Then perfected the model! Complete with PMT.

 

[TigerTank]

I can't help but think that Eve was merely God's practical joke on Adam.


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