Game The Boredom Thread (Part 2)

[ssfc0203]

beez is the one that went there, not me.

I was merely quoting one of the subject lines in a SPAM I had received.

And thank you for fielding that one Spikey, I had a hard enough time explaining to her what double penetration was.

Is that a compliment or a derogatory term? I'm confused.

3rd guy was Leo in RR, Titanic, Blood Diamond and The Departed.

 

[ssfc0203]

You and Spikey give klit a demonstration? (sorry)

Eww, no (no offence or anything.. just not my type)

Again, only 4 men in the world have a right to that ;D

FMD, Kallisssss

 

[beez]

Eww, no (no offence or anything.. just not my type)

Again, only 4 men in the world have a right to that ;D

FMD, Kallisssss

Stop going for a shit cricket team! You sacriligious minge

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

Is that a compliment or a derogatory term? I'm confused.

3rd guy was Leo in RR, Titanic, Blood Diamond and The Departed.

Double penetration derogatory or compliment? Umm... not sure.

No... I told you missy... Leo is mine.

ALL MINE!

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

Eww, no (no offence or anything.. just not my type)

Again, only 4 men in the world have a right to that ;D

FMD, Kallisssss

Yeah, well who says you're our type?

 

[Spikey]

Eww, no (no offence or anything.. just not my type)

Again, only 4 men in the world have a right to that ;D

FMD, Kallisssss

Well I am offended. Very much so. Bitch.

Yeah, well who says you're our type?

Anything with a minge is your type. Don't deny it.

 

[beez]

Any chance we can all chip in some $$$$ to get Leo to come to Australia? We can wine and dine him....then ya know....the rest

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

Well I am offended. Very much so. Bitch.



Anything with a minge is your type. Don't deny it.

Stop using that term!

But yes, you're right.

 

[Spikey]

Stop using that term!

But yes, you're right.

It's my favourite word for the day. So no. I shall continue to use it!

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

It's my favourite word for the day. So no. I shall continue to use it!

As long as you don't break out the 'ax wound'.

 

[Spikey]

As long as you don't break out the 'ax wound'.

Had to Google that...Very good

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

Had to Google that...Very good

Yeah it's gross.

A girl at my work calls it a 'choonee'.

Don't really get it.

And she would also prefer sex with a horse over her cousin.

Now sure, sex with your cousin is weird, but I dunno... I just don't want a gigantic horse penis in my bumbum.

 

[Spikey]

Really depends on how the cousin looks...

And the horse I guess.

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

Really depends on how the cousin looks...

And the horse I guess.

The fact that a horse has like a metre long penis really... detracts me from wanting to umm... fornicate with a horse.

 

[Spikey]

You seem to have thought about this...

We need pics of your co-worker btw (rule 1)

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

You seem to have thought about this...

We need pics of your co-worker btw (rule 1)

Nah, I don't post pics.

But yes, she's hot.

 

[Spikey]

Nah, I don't post pics.

But yes, she's hot.

It's the rule though. You mention someone outside of here that you know and pics must be posted

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

It's the rule though. You mention someone outside of here that you know and pics must be posted

There.

 

[Spikey]

Not the best pic of her tbh

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

Well this is me...

Don't see how I'm not Kritikas type...

 

[ssfc0203]

Stop going for a shit cricket team! You sacriligious minge

Safrica is a great team, you.. community service patron!

Yeah, well who says you're our type?

Well I am offended. Very much so. Bitch.

When you tried to bags my calls to FMD. That's totally not my type. He looks like a w***er. What would I talk about?

Any chance we can all chip in some $$$$ to get Leo to come to Australia? We can wine and dine him....then ya know....the rest

Mine.

He's mine Ash.

Denial. Don't be in it.

 

[Spikey]

Well this is me...

Don't see how I'm not Kritikas type...

Terrible pic of Jim.

Much better

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

Safrica is a great team, you.. community service patron!




When you tried to bags my calls to FMD. That's totally not my type. He looks like a w***er. What would I talk about?



Mine.

He's mine Ash.

Denial. Don't be in it.

He's mine, shotgunned him first.

If I could be bothered, I could dig through old logs where you're like "Meh. He's alright." Don't make me do it, because you know I will.

Reality. Welcome to it.

 

[NeRFaHoLIc]

Terrible pic of Jim.

Much better

It's actually John Morrison.

The best wrestler going around. xD

 

[Spikey]

It's actually John Morrison.

The best wrestler going around. xD

Oxymoron?